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· Feb 13
[surfacing from a dive]
IS EVERYTHING STILL BAD?
IS EVERYTHING STILL BAD?
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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go ahead steal my identity, what are you gonna do with that, get denied a loan?
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
go ahead steal my identity, what are you gonna do with that, get denied a loan?
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god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it
My daughter keeps doing dumb shit and then tells people it’s because I took Tylenol while I was pregnant.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My daughter keeps doing dumb shit and then tells people it’s because I took Tylenol while I was pregnant.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
Weird that misogynists attack Tylenol since it’s the only drug prescribed to women for excruciating pain… ohhh
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Weird that misogynists attack Tylenol since it’s the only drug prescribed to women for excruciating pain… ohhh
I know I joke about serious issues but it’s not my fault, it’s the only way I can experience joy.
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I know I joke about serious issues but it’s not my fault, it’s the only way I can experience joy.
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Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway
I like to watch apocalypse shows and escape into a fantasy world where I suffer in a less awful apocalypse.
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I like to watch apocalypse shows and escape into a fantasy world where I suffer in a less awful apocalypse.
When work ends I stop crying at my desk and go cry on my couch until it’s time to cry in my bed.
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When work ends I stop crying at my desk and go cry on my couch until it’s time to cry in my bed.
Never rescue anyone who is wearing crocs. They do not want your help.
September 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Never rescue anyone who is wearing crocs. They do not want your help.
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Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.
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you know honestly I will take the autism if it means I can get rid of this lower back pain
September 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
you know honestly I will take the autism if it means I can get rid of this lower back pain
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clonazeposting through it
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
clonazeposting through it
As a matter of fact there is a cupcake in my Dr Pepper and I’ll thank you not to mention it again, sir.
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As a matter of fact there is a cupcake in my Dr Pepper and I’ll thank you not to mention it again, sir.
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If the rapture happens do I still have to go to work
September 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If the rapture happens do I still have to go to work
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See I knew a guy who had to see a buddy of his get turned into spaghetti dinner just by deviating off course by one little joyride don't fuck with a black hole's fuckfield even if it's stationary, you're near the maw of a demon.
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
See I knew a guy who had to see a buddy of his get turned into spaghetti dinner just by deviating off course by one little joyride don't fuck with a black hole's fuckfield even if it's stationary, you're near the maw of a demon.
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I’m very classy. One of society’s elite, to be sure.
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m very classy. One of society’s elite, to be sure.
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summoning circle, let’s hope this works
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September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
summoning circle, let’s hope this works
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The people who wanted the apocalypse to come are really enjoying the apocalypse so I guess this is all going according to plan.
September 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The people who wanted the apocalypse to come are really enjoying the apocalypse so I guess this is all going according to plan.
Where do I find a list of doctors who will perform a lobotomy no questions asked?
September 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Where do I find a list of doctors who will perform a lobotomy no questions asked?
In my dreams? I don’t think so, I am also a loser in my dreams.
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In my dreams? I don’t think so, I am also a loser in my dreams.
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When I said "oh hey" what I actually meant was "aww shit"
September 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When I said "oh hey" what I actually meant was "aww shit"
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It's not only psychopaths who can't show empathy. It's husbands too lol
August 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's not only psychopaths who can't show empathy. It's husbands too lol