Viva La Crap!
@vivalacrap.bsky.social
Death Enthusiast
https://tripwreck.com
https://tripwreck.com
Can I die now and buy later?
August 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Can I die now and buy later?
Then I’ll take a quiz to find out if I’m a boomer! Don’t waste my time, the weekend is all the retirement I get.
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Then I’ll take a quiz to find out if I’m a boomer! Don’t waste my time, the weekend is all the retirement I get.
Excuse me, how am I supposed to fav tweets in my feed now?
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Excuse me, how am I supposed to fav tweets in my feed now?
Now millennials can use that ‘cado money to buy a house!
November 15, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Now millennials can use that ‘cado money to buy a house!
When you give a 30 day taco lovers pass from @tacobell as a birthday gift.
November 15, 2024 at 9:19 AM
When you give a 30 day taco lovers pass from @tacobell as a birthday gift.
I like to make it weird when I RSVP so they know what to expect at the wedding.
November 15, 2024 at 9:16 AM
I like to make it weird when I RSVP so they know what to expect at the wedding.
*pops out of coffin floaty*
I have NOT been drinking tequila!
I͓̽ ͓̽a͓̽m͓̽ ͓̽d͓̽r͓̽i͓̽n͓̽k͓̽i͓̽n͓̽g͓̽ ͓̽i͓̽t͓̽ ͓̽n͓̽o͓̽w͓̽.͓̽
*pulls lid back down*
I have NOT been drinking tequila!
I͓̽ ͓̽a͓̽m͓̽ ͓̽d͓̽r͓̽i͓̽n͓̽k͓̽i͓̽n͓̽g͓̽ ͓̽i͓̽t͓̽ ͓̽n͓̽o͓̽w͓̽.͓̽
*pulls lid back down*
November 15, 2024 at 9:06 AM
*pops out of coffin floaty*
I have NOT been drinking tequila!
I͓̽ ͓̽a͓̽m͓̽ ͓̽d͓̽r͓̽i͓̽n͓̽k͓̽i͓̽n͓̽g͓̽ ͓̽i͓̽t͓̽ ͓̽n͓̽o͓̽w͓̽.͓̽
*pulls lid back down*
I have NOT been drinking tequila!
I͓̽ ͓̽a͓̽m͓̽ ͓̽d͓̽r͓̽i͓̽n͓̽k͓̽i͓̽n͓̽g͓̽ ͓̽i͓̽t͓̽ ͓̽n͓̽o͓̽w͓̽.͓̽
*pulls lid back down*
I can’t tell the difference between news and satire anymore.
November 15, 2024 at 9:28 AM
I can’t tell the difference between news and satire anymore.
This is what my face looks like when my friends hire me a fireman stripper.
November 15, 2024 at 8:55 AM
This is what my face looks like when my friends hire me a fireman stripper.
This Facebook ad bot has finally found my weakness
November 15, 2024 at 8:44 AM
This Facebook ad bot has finally found my weakness
When you tell people you’re going to Cuba.
November 15, 2024 at 8:33 AM
When you tell people you’re going to Cuba.
Why focus on women’s rights when we have a real problem?
November 15, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Why focus on women’s rights when we have a real problem?
OMG the piña colada @Oreo has my FIERCE APPROVAL how do I stop eating them?
November 15, 2024 at 8:08 AM
OMG the piña colada @Oreo has my FIERCE APPROVAL how do I stop eating them?
Thanksgiving plans
November 15, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Thanksgiving plans
A Great White Shark does a total surface breach to eat a Lemon Oreo midair.
November 15, 2024 at 7:45 AM
A Great White Shark does a total surface breach to eat a Lemon Oreo midair.
Can't argue with that.
November 15, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Can't argue with that.
Last incoming text before I passed out. This person doesn't know me very well.
November 15, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Last incoming text before I passed out. This person doesn't know me very well.
This is literally the best email I've ever received.
November 15, 2024 at 7:33 AM
This is literally the best email I've ever received.
I'm just playing hard to get.
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I'm just playing hard to get.
So this is what it's like to meet your soulmate
November 15, 2024 at 7:21 AM
So this is what it's like to meet your soulmate
Making people laugh is the way I end all conversations.
November 15, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Making people laugh is the way I end all conversations.
