Valonia
@valonia.bsky.social
she/her, fannish person. Valonia on ao3, Valonia47 other places. I like to read what people think! I live in Michigan. I don’t give money or repost requests for money.
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ye olde heateth rivalry
February 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
ye olde heateth rivalry
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Setting this reminder was perhaps my most brilliant move ever
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Setting this reminder was perhaps my most brilliant move ever
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And then I uh got back into vidding? And made a short porny Heated Rivalry vid?
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/79701091
Tumblr: goseaward.tumblr.com/post/8087552...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/79701091
Tumblr: goseaward.tumblr.com/post/8087552...
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February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
And then I uh got back into vidding? And made a short porny Heated Rivalry vid?
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/79701091
Tumblr: goseaward.tumblr.com/post/8087552...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/79701091
Tumblr: goseaward.tumblr.com/post/8087552...
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I found the best tumblr post
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I found the best tumblr post
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online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.
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if the story was "The Olympic Village has run out of toilet paper" for the fifth event in a row, someone would be looking into what went wrong, but because it's condoms and people are weirdos about sex it's a punchline
Sorry to be so annoying about this, I work in harm reduction
Sorry to be so annoying about this, I work in harm reduction
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
if the story was "The Olympic Village has run out of toilet paper" for the fifth event in a row, someone would be looking into what went wrong, but because it's condoms and people are weirdos about sex it's a punchline
Sorry to be so annoying about this, I work in harm reduction
Sorry to be so annoying about this, I work in harm reduction
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Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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A pre-cooked rotisserie chicken from Safeway is $9.99. If I bought one every day for a year, that's $3,646.35. The average price of a house in the United States is $400,000. It would cost about 109 years of daily rotisserie chickens to buy that house.
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
A pre-cooked rotisserie chicken from Safeway is $9.99. If I bought one every day for a year, that's $3,646.35. The average price of a house in the United States is $400,000. It would cost about 109 years of daily rotisserie chickens to buy that house.
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James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
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Heated Chivalry
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Heated Chivalry
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
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also while I'm having opinions, I don't think shane would be an omega. I don't even think he'd be a beta. I think he'd be an extremely polite alpha who showers 4 times a day and has multiple terabytes of "alpha gets bitched!!" porn (which is not a factual option in this universe) on an old laptop
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
also while I'm having opinions, I don't think shane would be an omega. I don't even think he'd be a beta. I think he'd be an extremely polite alpha who showers 4 times a day and has multiple terabytes of "alpha gets bitched!!" porn (which is not a factual option in this universe) on an old laptop
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here
Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
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Write it so that 14 years later strangers will bring it up on a totally related social media platform
“Is my fanfiction good” “will a lot of people read/like my fanfiction” GIRL FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT FOR A SECOND your top aspiration when writing fanfiction should be making it so weird, someone will read it at 16 and never forget it as long as they live
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Write it so that 14 years later strangers will bring it up on a totally related social media platform
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
This was a problem in Ted Lasso fandom too. Jamie Tartt needs carbs!
i've noticed some heated rivalry fanfic writers interpreting
shane's diet as no-carb/low-carb, and I wish I could inform them that he's undoubtedly eating A TON of carbs, just as whole grains like rice or barley or whatever. he probably burns like 5000 calories per day.
shane's diet as no-carb/low-carb, and I wish I could inform them that he's undoubtedly eating A TON of carbs, just as whole grains like rice or barley or whatever. he probably burns like 5000 calories per day.
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
This was a problem in Ted Lasso fandom too. Jamie Tartt needs carbs!
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the key inaccuracy you see in sports yaoi a lot isn’t actually people not knowing how these games and leagues work it’s people who don’t watch sports having no metric for what kind of gay stuff is acceptable for straight guy athletes to do together and what kind of gay stuff is gay
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
the key inaccuracy you see in sports yaoi a lot isn’t actually people not knowing how these games and leagues work it’s people who don’t watch sports having no metric for what kind of gay stuff is acceptable for straight guy athletes to do together and what kind of gay stuff is gay
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the problematic age gap between my oldest wip and the wip i just started......
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
the problematic age gap between my oldest wip and the wip i just started......
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"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
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it does not spark joy
If you or anyone you know has been affected by the themes of the 2025/26 Premier League season, call our hotline
OH BOY A CORNER ITS TIME
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
it does not spark joy
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I love when I see a picture, and I think, “well who the fuck is that?” and then the alt text tells me who the fuck it is
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I love when I see a picture, and I think, “well who the fuck is that?” and then the alt text tells me who the fuck it is
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ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on