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@adspexi.bsky.social
gabe • 21+ • he/him • still depressed but v stressed
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this “chicago bail fund” and the entire network of newly registered bail funds are all scams. illinois made cash bail illegal in 2023 thanks to the incredibly hard work of many people, some of whom i know personally, so this is especially stupid
@forensicgarlic.bsky.social [@]chicagobailfund.bsky.social registered on Bluesky 20 days ago.
As did these "bail funds" for Boston, Seattle, and Portland.
Do you know if they are authentic?
idk the other followers. But could be sus also.
As did these "bail funds" for Boston, Seattle, and Portland.
Do you know if they are authentic?
idk the other followers. But could be sus also.
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
this “chicago bail fund” and the entire network of newly registered bail funds are all scams. illinois made cash bail illegal in 2023 thanks to the incredibly hard work of many people, some of whom i know personally, so this is especially stupid
looking at my college transcript is depressing me when I think about how many of those courses are probably banned now so how about high school courses instead
these do make me sound like a private-school brat, which I am not. they just put the money towards teacher salaries instead of ceiling tiles
these do make me sound like a private-school brat, which I am not. they just put the money towards teacher salaries instead of ceiling tiles
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 AM
looking at my college transcript is depressing me when I think about how many of those courses are probably banned now so how about high school courses instead
these do make me sound like a private-school brat, which I am not. they just put the money towards teacher salaries instead of ceiling tiles
these do make me sound like a private-school brat, which I am not. they just put the money towards teacher salaries instead of ceiling tiles
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
the thing about scott hunter is that he is wrestling with self hatred and wretchedly starving for the barest taste of queer domestic life and once he realized he'd almost ruined kip's life he blew his own up in exchange, like, all of that is true. it is. but also he is fundamentally a large dog
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
the thing about scott hunter is that he is wrestling with self hatred and wretchedly starving for the barest taste of queer domestic life and once he realized he'd almost ruined kip's life he blew his own up in exchange, like, all of that is true. it is. but also he is fundamentally a large dog
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Definite uptick in Bluesky content aggregators taking legit clips regarding Minnesota from a few days or weeks ago and posting them without any sort of timestamp context, which gives the impression of them happening today, which then gets clicks. Be vigilant with what and how you share.
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Definite uptick in Bluesky content aggregators taking legit clips regarding Minnesota from a few days or weeks ago and posting them without any sort of timestamp context, which gives the impression of them happening today, which then gets clicks. Be vigilant with what and how you share.
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the entire time I was reading scum villain i was just thinking 'this brian david gilbert motherfucker' so I meme'd it (3/3)
July 25, 2023 at 10:29 PM
the entire time I was reading scum villain i was just thinking 'this brian david gilbert motherfucker' so I meme'd it (3/3)
style thinks he's gonna be such a fun sexy spontaneous boyfriend and wake fadel up with a blowjob but all he gets is fadel swatting at his face with a limp drowsy hand going "ughhhh bison I'm trying to SLEEP"
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 AM
style thinks he's gonna be such a fun sexy spontaneous boyfriend and wake fadel up with a blowjob but all he gets is fadel swatting at his face with a limp drowsy hand going "ughhhh bison I'm trying to SLEEP"
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
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Even if Bovino gets fired, ICE has to go.
Even if Noem is out, ICE has to go.
Even when Trump leaves office, ICE has to go.
As protests grow and ICE's popularity drops, we may see concessions and leadership changes, like Bovino's departure. ICE still has to go.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Even if Noem is out, ICE has to go.
Even when Trump leaves office, ICE has to go.
As protests grow and ICE's popularity drops, we may see concessions and leadership changes, like Bovino's departure. ICE still has to go.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Live updates: Top Border Patrol official Bovino expected to leave Minneapolis as Trump sends Homan to the state | CNN
Tom Homan is headed to Minnesota after the fatal shooting of ICU nurse Alex Pretti in an encounter Saturday with federal agents deepened outrage over the Trump administration’s surge, part of its nati...
www.cnn.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Even if Bovino gets fired, ICE has to go.
Even if Noem is out, ICE has to go.
Even when Trump leaves office, ICE has to go.
As protests grow and ICE's popularity drops, we may see concessions and leadership changes, like Bovino's departure. ICE still has to go.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Even if Noem is out, ICE has to go.
Even when Trump leaves office, ICE has to go.
As protests grow and ICE's popularity drops, we may see concessions and leadership changes, like Bovino's departure. ICE still has to go.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
sometimes one does have to think about onlyfriends. sooner or later ray's gonna take sand's "can't get it up while I'm hungover" thing as a challenge and just hang out with his mouth on it until sand has to leave for class
January 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
sometimes one does have to think about onlyfriends. sooner or later ray's gonna take sand's "can't get it up while I'm hungover" thing as a challenge and just hang out with his mouth on it until sand has to leave for class
thinking about postcanon 4minutes and great spending a month gradually asking tyme for input on his next tattoo idea without revealing to tyme yet that great expects tyme to be the one to give it to him
what's the problem, tyme's got steady hands,
what's the problem, tyme's got steady hands,
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 AM
thinking about postcanon 4minutes and great spending a month gradually asking tyme for input on his next tattoo idea without revealing to tyme yet that great expects tyme to be the one to give it to him
what's the problem, tyme's got steady hands,
what's the problem, tyme's got steady hands,
watching cat for cash and I'm really enjoying how khaotung and first are just in two completely different shows
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
watching cat for cash and I'm really enjoying how khaotung and first are just in two completely different shows
you survive a 14 hour flight plus endless hell waiting to get out of the airport and you struggle to stay awake long enough to order dinner and you open up google to find a restaurant. but your google. your google still thinks you're on vacation,
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
you survive a 14 hour flight plus endless hell waiting to get out of the airport and you struggle to stay awake long enough to order dinner and you open up google to find a restaurant. but your google. your google still thinks you're on vacation,
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to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app
select the icon in the top left corner
go to settings
go to content and media
make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
select the icon in the top left corner
go to settings
go to content and media
make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
April 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app
select the icon in the top left corner
go to settings
go to content and media
make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
select the icon in the top left corner
go to settings
go to content and media
make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
a thing I always forget about tipping culture until I travel is that actually it sucks balls and makes people's livelihoods dependent on charity and the best way to be a polite american is usually to pay the price given and thereby limit the spread of the tourist-pricing disease
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 AM
a thing I always forget about tipping culture until I travel is that actually it sucks balls and makes people's livelihoods dependent on charity and the best way to be a polite american is usually to pay the price given and thereby limit the spread of the tourist-pricing disease
sorry for the not posting anything I have had a *brutal* sinus headache for like 4 days
January 24, 2026 at 8:42 AM
sorry for the not posting anything I have had a *brutal* sinus headache for like 4 days
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the EU could collapse the American entertainment industry by simply withholding the Skarsgards until Trump is deposed
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
the EU could collapse the American entertainment industry by simply withholding the Skarsgards until Trump is deposed
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Mawar had a lot to say during some behind-the-scenes downtime! Mawar shares her thoughts the best way she knows how, through chuffs, grumbles, and some seriously impressive tiger talk. Mawar recently celebrated her 7th birthday, and clearly still has big feelings about it. 😂
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Mawar had a lot to say during some behind-the-scenes downtime! Mawar shares her thoughts the best way she knows how, through chuffs, grumbles, and some seriously impressive tiger talk. Mawar recently celebrated her 7th birthday, and clearly still has big feelings about it. 😂
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
![YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT
[a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision]
"In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!
See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/
https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ
https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2aefnvhb3zmkrazk67dppxw/bafkreic7teyeocg7k5qcqxnc666k7clyiislh2zfi6iopcz6fs3e3lt6xy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
give me an m/m show/novel/etc and I'll tell you which character from it is taking zinc for bigger loads
I'll start, *obviously* sorn from my stubborn
I'll start, *obviously* sorn from my stubborn
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
give me an m/m show/novel/etc and I'll tell you which character from it is taking zinc for bigger loads
I'll start, *obviously* sorn from my stubborn
I'll start, *obviously* sorn from my stubborn
shane's tried to pressure ilya to get on so many supplements but the only ones that stick are selenium and zinc
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
shane's tried to pressure ilya to get on so many supplements but the only ones that stick are selenium and zinc
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters