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calamity jenn.
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she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
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Hi! I’m Jenn.

I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.

I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.

I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Update: she knew immediately
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Friend is about to start the second Murderbot book and I’m like, WHEN YOU MEET MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER LET ME KNOW

She’ll work it out I’m sure.
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Good Ship Murder time! How are we on season three! How is it getting worse!
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I have no interest in the HR fandom outside of poking AO3 for some specific needs and maybe chatting to people I already know, everything I see from outside my curated area is so fucking toxic
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I was going to be good and go grocery shopping after work but mum accidentally locked me in the flat when she went out earlier so oh no, I have to lie on the sofa with the heating on
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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You’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐
Star Wars actor says ‘trans rights are human rights’ when asked about Harry Potter
Kelly Marie Tran said ‘trans rights are human rights’ when the topic of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series was mentioned in an interview.
www.thepinknews.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
ICE Out - Fundraising Nail Polish
**Shipping Update** Shipping will continue once more ingredients have arrived for this polish. Orders should go out in about 2 weeks. Ice Out is a blurple based polish with a blue/aqua shift and pink ...
www.atomicpolish.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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as a reader: i need more fics exactly like this

as a writer: i once mentioned this trope in a post two years ago so i guess i can never repeat myself
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Finally got around to getting one of those hairbands to hold my hair back when I’m grimly washing my face and I’m extremely pleased with myself
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
My arm is slightly pink and hot and itchy but I haven’t worked out if like, my tattoo is being annoying or I’m lowkey allergic to the second skin I peeled off yesterday
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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And here again is my favourite ever Batman poem...
April 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Aside from all the fuckery from the OP

So you’re saying: …the ICE agent shot first, and then the narrative was edited to make it look like he was acting in self-defence.

Fair enough, yeah.
January 26, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Me, doing some relatable William Blake (1757 – 1827) material in Dictionary Corner. Come and see me on tour: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The Bridge stage door team are like, "WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THIS PHOTO OF YOUR TATTOO TO JAMIE" and I'm like, um, okay, but also I'm absolutely certain I will never hear anything again so like. Shroedinger's weirdness.
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 PM
For the daylight hours gang.

A comment has described it as “very cerebral, very hot” which is absolutely my vibes
Alright, I got there.

Heated Rivalry TV, Scott/Kip, E, Scott Hunter is The Saddest Man In Hockey and he thinks too much and I just wanted to have some fun with those enormous tragic eyes.

archiveofourown.org/works/78320651
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Alright, I got there.

Heated Rivalry TV, Scott/Kip, E, Scott Hunter is The Saddest Man In Hockey and he thinks too much and I just wanted to have some fun with those enormous tragic eyes.

archiveofourown.org/works/78320651
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Covering my tattoo for sleep because my body chemistry is a pain and this works for me, and you know it’s bedtime because I came this close to wrapping up my arm in tinfoil.
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I got so bored html coding my stupid gay hockey fic, I don’t like rich text and I used so many italics. Obviously I mostly overused adverbs because that’s how you write smut, then you crtl + f and check that you didn’t use a single one more than 3 times.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Mum is gleefully yelling “THIS IS HEATED RIVALRY” at the raku kilns #PotteryThrowdown
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We survived the second skin removal and a very careful wash
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 PM
My tattoo artist said to take off the second skin tonight but the internet is like, leave it on a couple more days, and now I’m Conflicted
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The woman in the row in front of me at the theatre logged on to insta and scrolled and I could see over her shoulder and I counted and just four posts down was the first Heated Rivalry post on her feed.

It has consumed everyone’s social media.
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Anyway I’m headed out because we have tickets to A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong, finally, three years after actual Christmas
January 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM