calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
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calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hi! I’m Jenn.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
Not my best outfit but the cardi and boots are doing a lot of heavy lifting for me
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Not my best outfit but the cardi and boots are doing a lot of heavy lifting for me
The balcony of The Coliseum has shit sound which is inconvenient when you’re somewhere to HEAR things but HMS Pinafore is a delight, I’m having a wonderful time.
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The balcony of The Coliseum has shit sound which is inconvenient when you’re somewhere to HEAR things but HMS Pinafore is a delight, I’m having a wonderful time.
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
Vogue magazine, no. I mean, if this is does eventually turn out to be true I ship it with the fire of a thousand suns, but in the meantime how about you don’t post this weird conspiracy social media bullshit about these actors??
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Vogue magazine, no. I mean, if this is does eventually turn out to be true I ship it with the fire of a thousand suns, but in the meantime how about you don’t post this weird conspiracy social media bullshit about these actors??
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Ratthi pressed his hands over his eyes and dragged them down his face in a way that did not look comfortable.
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Ratthi pressed his hands over his eyes and dragged them down his face in a way that did not look comfortable.
Several things I don't want to deal with at work have come into my inbox while I was away yesterday and I've so far mostly spent this morning sitting at my laptop making distressed creaking noises
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Several things I don't want to deal with at work have come into my inbox while I was away yesterday and I've so far mostly spent this morning sitting at my laptop making distressed creaking noises
Spending five minutes looking at how I initially introduced one of my characters (I’m going to scrap this scene completely and write a new one set at a different time) trying to work out if I can be shallow and facecast Haneul as Hudson Williams, because. You know.
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Spending five minutes looking at how I initially introduced one of my characters (I’m going to scrap this scene completely and write a new one set at a different time) trying to work out if I can be shallow and facecast Haneul as Hudson Williams, because. You know.
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Also, one of the other attendees was a former colleague I’ve not seen for 15 years and she was like “…in the best way I can say this, you haven’t changed at all”.
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Also, one of the other attendees was a former colleague I’ve not seen for 15 years and she was like “…in the best way I can say this, you haven’t changed at all”.
Also successfully accidentally brought a very inappropriate book to a funeral, especially as it was for a friend’s family member
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Also successfully accidentally brought a very inappropriate book to a funeral, especially as it was for a friend’s family member
My tattoo is doing fine but I think my skin objected to the shaving beforehand and the adhesive dressing and now the shirt I’ve been in all day because my actual arm is very itchy and sad
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
My tattoo is doing fine but I think my skin objected to the shaving beforehand and the adhesive dressing and now the shirt I’ve been in all day because my actual arm is very itchy and sad
I didn’t know the priest has to hold the communion wafer up to bless it so I didn’t know that’s what became this meme until he was doing it and I was like, ohhhh, that’s the Pope Grogu meme
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I didn’t know the priest has to hold the communion wafer up to bless it so I didn’t know that’s what became this meme until he was doing it and I was like, ohhhh, that’s the Pope Grogu meme
It was a good send-off and nice to see some friends I’ve not seen for a while.
All the Catholic bits were very disconcerting but I didn’t do anything wrong or attempt to take communion or join in with the fiddly call and response bits so that was okay.
All the Catholic bits were very disconcerting but I didn’t do anything wrong or attempt to take communion or join in with the fiddly call and response bits so that was okay.
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It was a good send-off and nice to see some friends I’ve not seen for a while.
All the Catholic bits were very disconcerting but I didn’t do anything wrong or attempt to take communion or join in with the fiddly call and response bits so that was okay.
All the Catholic bits were very disconcerting but I didn’t do anything wrong or attempt to take communion or join in with the fiddly call and response bits so that was okay.
I’m going to a funeral today to support a friend who’s lost a parent, and a few of us are and the group chat is fretting over clothing and what you do at Mass.
Meanwhile my mum has already referred to the shirt I’m wearing as “the Beetlejuice shirt” 💀
Meanwhile my mum has already referred to the shirt I’m wearing as “the Beetlejuice shirt” 💀
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I’m going to a funeral today to support a friend who’s lost a parent, and a few of us are and the group chat is fretting over clothing and what you do at Mass.
Meanwhile my mum has already referred to the shirt I’m wearing as “the Beetlejuice shirt” 💀
Meanwhile my mum has already referred to the shirt I’m wearing as “the Beetlejuice shirt” 💀
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
Update: she knew immediately
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Update: she knew immediately
Friend is about to start the second Murderbot book and I’m like, WHEN YOU MEET MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER LET ME KNOW
She’ll work it out I’m sure.
She’ll work it out I’m sure.
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Friend is about to start the second Murderbot book and I’m like, WHEN YOU MEET MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER LET ME KNOW
She’ll work it out I’m sure.
She’ll work it out I’m sure.
Good Ship Murder time! How are we on season three! How is it getting worse!
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Good Ship Murder time! How are we on season three! How is it getting worse!
I have no interest in the HR fandom outside of poking AO3 for some specific needs and maybe chatting to people I already know, everything I see from outside my curated area is so fucking toxic
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I have no interest in the HR fandom outside of poking AO3 for some specific needs and maybe chatting to people I already know, everything I see from outside my curated area is so fucking toxic
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
I was going to be good and go grocery shopping after work but mum accidentally locked me in the flat when she went out earlier so oh no, I have to lie on the sofa with the heating on
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I was going to be good and go grocery shopping after work but mum accidentally locked me in the flat when she went out earlier so oh no, I have to lie on the sofa with the heating on
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You’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐
Star Wars actor says ‘trans rights are human rights’ when asked about Harry Potter
Kelly Marie Tran said ‘trans rights are human rights’ when the topic of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series was mentioned in an interview.
www.thepinknews.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
You’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐
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If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
ICE Out - Fundraising Nail Polish
**Shipping Update** Shipping will continue once more ingredients have arrived for this polish. Orders should go out in about 2 weeks. Ice Out is a blurple based polish with a blue/aqua shift and pink ...
www.atomicpolish.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
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as a reader: i need more fics exactly like this
as a writer: i once mentioned this trope in a post two years ago so i guess i can never repeat myself
as a writer: i once mentioned this trope in a post two years ago so i guess i can never repeat myself
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
as a reader: i need more fics exactly like this
as a writer: i once mentioned this trope in a post two years ago so i guess i can never repeat myself
as a writer: i once mentioned this trope in a post two years ago so i guess i can never repeat myself
Finally got around to getting one of those hairbands to hold my hair back when I’m grimly washing my face and I’m extremely pleased with myself
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Finally got around to getting one of those hairbands to hold my hair back when I’m grimly washing my face and I’m extremely pleased with myself