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Christmas at Kew is not about glam, it’s about not dying of hypothermia while dressed like the Railway Children, but this year I’ve chucked in some glitter.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Christmas at Kew is not about glam, it’s about not dying of hypothermia while dressed like the Railway Children, but this year I’ve chucked in some glitter.
“Will you stop taking pretentious photos of the cakes”
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Will you stop taking pretentious photos of the cakes”
Disney afternoon tea at Selfridge’s.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Disney afternoon tea at Selfridge’s.
The tea is for mum’s birthday tomorrow and she does not want me to take photos resulting in this tragic scene
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The tea is for mum’s birthday tomorrow and she does not want me to take photos resulting in this tragic scene
DISNEY AFTERNOON TEA (at night) IS A GO
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
DISNEY AFTERNOON TEA (at night) IS A GO
I was like, I could show you my outfit for evening afternoon tea and my make-up, OR I could pretend to be a silent movie star with someone else’s face instead
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I was like, I could show you my outfit for evening afternoon tea and my make-up, OR I could pretend to be a silent movie star with someone else’s face instead
Reading filth in a coffee shop
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Reading filth in a coffee shop
This is meant to be melodramatic writing, it’s all about the melodrama at this point, so it’s okay
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This is meant to be melodramatic writing, it’s all about the melodrama at this point, so it’s okay
Not wanting to co-opt someone else’s fandom etc but seeing this clip going past and like. Sam Reid isn’t heroin chic enough for Jared but this is a lot of the vibe of one of my original characters I’m working on.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Not wanting to co-opt someone else’s fandom etc but seeing this clip going past and like. Sam Reid isn’t heroin chic enough for Jared but this is a lot of the vibe of one of my original characters I’m working on.
I know I’m a tea snob but I literally cannot control my face when I take a sip
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I know I’m a tea snob but I literally cannot control my face when I take a sip
Me: “There’s no room for me on this form :(“
Mum: “Yeah, well, you’re not the one having an eye operation.”
Mum: “Yeah, well, you’re not the one having an eye operation.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Me: “There’s no room for me on this form :(“
Mum: “Yeah, well, you’re not the one having an eye operation.”
Mum: “Yeah, well, you’re not the one having an eye operation.”
I forgot to mention Layton reposting my favourite Lakita photo yesterday 😭
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I forgot to mention Layton reposting my favourite Lakita photo yesterday 😭
I haven’t ever wanted anything more in my life
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I haven’t ever wanted anything more in my life
Clomping around the Junction in my new platform Mary Janes (and Lucy & Yaks)
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Clomping around the Junction in my new platform Mary Janes (and Lucy & Yaks)
Why is this me on Teams most days
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Why is this me on Teams most days
I made mum try the mince pie wrap from Sainsbury’s in case I was having a moment of insanity and it’s horrible, but no, she agrees that it’s really really nice, against all the odds. So you can go forth and try it yourself!
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I made mum try the mince pie wrap from Sainsbury’s in case I was having a moment of insanity and it’s horrible, but no, she agrees that it’s really really nice, against all the odds. So you can go forth and try it yourself!
I saw a reel about taking better photos with portrait mode so followed the instructions and it didn’t work but then I started my favourite game of seeing how consumptive I can make myself look and then devolved into whatever these are, hashtag vanity 💁♀️
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I saw a reel about taking better photos with portrait mode so followed the instructions and it didn’t work but then I started my favourite game of seeing how consumptive I can make myself look and then devolved into whatever these are, hashtag vanity 💁♀️
Selfie because I love my dressing gown and I got so rained on earlier that I have untidy but nice curls
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Selfie because I love my dressing gown and I got so rained on earlier that I have untidy but nice curls
I’m like, why are Amber and Nikita doing this concept
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’m like, why are Amber and Nikita doing this concept
I love coming up with weird character names but also why are all romance heroines named such weird things?? Unclear if I want let to read this book or not and this name isn’t selling me
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love coming up with weird character names but also why are all romance heroines named such weird things?? Unclear if I want let to read this book or not and this name isn’t selling me
LAYTON NOTICED ME SAYING A NICE BUT NOT DERANGED THING ABOUT HIS ARGENTINE TANGO
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
LAYTON NOTICED ME SAYING A NICE BUT NOT DERANGED THING ABOUT HIS ARGENTINE TANGO
It’s American and I don’t have the money but 😭😭😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s American and I don’t have the money but 😭😭😭😭😭
Mum retires today once she gets home from her Tudor house trip, so here’s a nice photo of her in costume for a banquet this week NOT pretending to be a traitor.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mum retires today once she gets home from her Tudor house trip, so here’s a nice photo of her in costume for a banquet this week NOT pretending to be a traitor.
Video speaks for itself
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Video speaks for itself