calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
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calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hi! I’m Jenn.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
Okay I’ve got a train in an hour, phew!
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Okay I’ve got a train in an hour, phew!
Jesus Christ, this is why no one wants to travel
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Jesus Christ, this is why no one wants to travel
My mum couldn’t remember the name of the song Year 3000 and referred to it as I Fucked Your Granddaughter
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My mum couldn’t remember the name of the song Year 3000 and referred to it as I Fucked Your Granddaughter
I remembered this from the first time I met the Clueless cast and am now doing my nails to coordinate with tomorrow’s dress
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I remembered this from the first time I met the Clueless cast and am now doing my nails to coordinate with tomorrow’s dress
My clothes are in a heap on my bed but I have packed two books ✌️
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My clothes are in a heap on my bed but I have packed two books ✌️
Okay but if AI is “alive” then Grogu is definitely alive, a lovely living bibbit
The Mandalorian Grogu GIF
ALT: The Mandalorian Grogu GIF
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November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Okay but if AI is “alive” then Grogu is definitely alive, a lovely living bibbit
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Gotta start putting some shit together for my madcap jaunt to Manchester so that all I have to do tomorrow is roll onto a train
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Gotta start putting some shit together for my madcap jaunt to Manchester so that all I have to do tomorrow is roll onto a train
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
THIS CAKE IS JELLYCATS
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
THIS CAKE IS JELLYCATS
Trump is evil but I’m going to say this next time mum insists I leave the flat more
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Trump is evil but I’m going to say this next time mum insists I leave the flat more
I’m at the Ideal Christmas Show today because we got free tickets for sparkly nonsense
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’m at the Ideal Christmas Show today because we got free tickets for sparkly nonsense
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frodo keep it secret frodo you dont understand how important this ring is we are in a life or death situation frodo they have wraiths on horses you have any idea how expensive horses are, they dont pay taxes frodo wait here ill be back in 17 years
How long is it again that Gandalf is gone after he has to go to the library to look up what the ring is? Wasn’t it something crazy like 10 years?
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
frodo keep it secret frodo you dont understand how important this ring is we are in a life or death situation frodo they have wraiths on horses you have any idea how expensive horses are, they dont pay taxes frodo wait here ill be back in 17 years
Me: I’m doing a bunch of fun whimsical stuff this week where I’ll want to take some fun selfies
My Skin: Gotcha, I’ll break out horrendously all over.
My Skin: Gotcha, I’ll break out horrendously all over.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Me: I’m doing a bunch of fun whimsical stuff this week where I’ll want to take some fun selfies
My Skin: Gotcha, I’ll break out horrendously all over.
My Skin: Gotcha, I’ll break out horrendously all over.
I needed new mascara and I accidentally bought waterproof mascara. I have proper eye make-up remover because sometimes I’m an adult but it’s still taking forever to remove it 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I needed new mascara and I accidentally bought waterproof mascara. I have proper eye make-up remover because sometimes I’m an adult but it’s still taking forever to remove it 😭
I will take off my make-up soon but I haven’t been arsed so far so I’m like, very glamorous in my dressing gown
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I will take off my make-up soon but I haven’t been arsed so far so I’m like, very glamorous in my dressing gown
Christmas at Kew photo thread time!!! My phone struggles to take good photos of lights so these are the ones that came out nicely.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Christmas at Kew photo thread time!!! My phone struggles to take good photos of lights so these are the ones that came out nicely.
In my cosy Lucy & Yaks but I do also have to remove multiple layers in order to pee
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In my cosy Lucy & Yaks but I do also have to remove multiple layers in order to pee
Christmas at Kew is not about glam, it’s about not dying of hypothermia while dressed like the Railway Children, but this year I’ve chucked in some glitter.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Christmas at Kew is not about glam, it’s about not dying of hypothermia while dressed like the Railway Children, but this year I’ve chucked in some glitter.
We’re doing Christmas at Kew for mum’s actual birthday tonight, gonna start putting on 900 layers of clothing
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We’re doing Christmas at Kew for mum’s actual birthday tonight, gonna start putting on 900 layers of clothing
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The PatC Yuletide Bundle 2025 is here!
Just £6 inc UK P&P: a vintage paperback in the genre of your choice, wrapped seasonally with a library card and a sweet or a tea - a perfect stocking filler, Secret Santa, or little winter treat for yourself 💙📚
shop.prudenceandthecrow.com/products/the...
Just £6 inc UK P&P: a vintage paperback in the genre of your choice, wrapped seasonally with a library card and a sweet or a tea - a perfect stocking filler, Secret Santa, or little winter treat for yourself 💙📚
shop.prudenceandthecrow.com/products/the...
The Yuletide Bundle! Available until 1st December
December gifting sorted! A vintage book, beautifully wrapped with a handwritten seasonal greetings card containing your gift message, a library card AND candy*. What more could you ask for? All this f...
shop.prudenceandthecrow.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The PatC Yuletide Bundle 2025 is here!
Just £6 inc UK P&P: a vintage paperback in the genre of your choice, wrapped seasonally with a library card and a sweet or a tea - a perfect stocking filler, Secret Santa, or little winter treat for yourself 💙📚
shop.prudenceandthecrow.com/products/the...
Just £6 inc UK P&P: a vintage paperback in the genre of your choice, wrapped seasonally with a library card and a sweet or a tea - a perfect stocking filler, Secret Santa, or little winter treat for yourself 💙📚
shop.prudenceandthecrow.com/products/the...
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back in the news
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
back in the news
Definitely going to have to get my Jordan tattoo next year then.
Also I’ve only ever seen them do Hopkinson’s Favourite - my own personal favourite - live once, please please please please
Also I’ve only ever seen them do Hopkinson’s Favourite - my own personal favourite - live once, please please please please
We’re absolutely delighted to let you know will be touring again in November 2026 to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Burlesque! We'll be joined by celebrated kora master Seckou Keita. Tickets go on general sale this Friday at 10am 🥳
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Definitely going to have to get my Jordan tattoo next year then.
Also I’ve only ever seen them do Hopkinson’s Favourite - my own personal favourite - live once, please please please please
Also I’ve only ever seen them do Hopkinson’s Favourite - my own personal favourite - live once, please please please please
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⚠️ First look inside the beautiful “Raiponce Tangled Spin” Attraction at Disney Adventure World:
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
⚠️ First look inside the beautiful “Raiponce Tangled Spin” Attraction at Disney Adventure World: