Urist McBauxite
@uristmcbauxite.bsky.social
he/him
Making magma-proof blocks for all the hot takes
Making magma-proof blocks for all the hot takes
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I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
So much ink is spilled over echo chambers re: Bluesky & Twitter, but have any of you hairless apes tried getting a point across on the Steam discussion page of a moderately popular game?
Woof.
Woof.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So much ink is spilled over echo chambers re: Bluesky & Twitter, but have any of you hairless apes tried getting a point across on the Steam discussion page of a moderately popular game?
Woof.
Woof.
[Holding revolver]: If I were to load a bullet into the chamber
[Spins cylinder]: IF I WERE TO HOLD THIS UP TO MY HEAD
[Places muzzle at temple]: HAHAHA WHAT IF THE MARGINS WERE THAT THIN, REALLY THIN? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MARGINS SO THIN???!
[Spins cylinder]: IF I WERE TO HOLD THIS UP TO MY HEAD
[Places muzzle at temple]: HAHAHA WHAT IF THE MARGINS WERE THAT THIN, REALLY THIN? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MARGINS SO THIN???!
If you don’t have a good pantry set up with all the staples and know how to cook in bulk, the margin is even thinner.
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[Holding revolver]: If I were to load a bullet into the chamber
[Spins cylinder]: IF I WERE TO HOLD THIS UP TO MY HEAD
[Places muzzle at temple]: HAHAHA WHAT IF THE MARGINS WERE THAT THIN, REALLY THIN? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MARGINS SO THIN???!
[Spins cylinder]: IF I WERE TO HOLD THIS UP TO MY HEAD
[Places muzzle at temple]: HAHAHA WHAT IF THE MARGINS WERE THAT THIN, REALLY THIN? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MARGINS SO THIN???!
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in honor of tai lopez potentially going to prison, reminding you of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIw...
HEREINMYGARAGE.mwv
YouTube video by Craig has Dysentery
www.youtube.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
in honor of tai lopez potentially going to prison, reminding you of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIw...
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a terrible photoshop job later...
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
a terrible photoshop job later...
Hitler, a soft handed poaster, was bullied into an-heroing. The future is unwritten.
The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
September 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hitler, a soft handed poaster, was bullied into an-heroing. The future is unwritten.
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they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
Rapid fire discourse thoughts:
Pocketknives are utility tools, judge people who have $5000 versions, not $50.
Pierogis are D-tier snacks, sorry, add some spice.
Sydney Sweeney can sell jeans or whatever, who the fuck actually cares
Trans rights are always human rights, fuck All The Way Off, Pete
Pocketknives are utility tools, judge people who have $5000 versions, not $50.
Pierogis are D-tier snacks, sorry, add some spice.
Sydney Sweeney can sell jeans or whatever, who the fuck actually cares
Trans rights are always human rights, fuck All The Way Off, Pete
July 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Rapid fire discourse thoughts:
Pocketknives are utility tools, judge people who have $5000 versions, not $50.
Pierogis are D-tier snacks, sorry, add some spice.
Sydney Sweeney can sell jeans or whatever, who the fuck actually cares
Trans rights are always human rights, fuck All The Way Off, Pete
Pocketknives are utility tools, judge people who have $5000 versions, not $50.
Pierogis are D-tier snacks, sorry, add some spice.
Sydney Sweeney can sell jeans or whatever, who the fuck actually cares
Trans rights are always human rights, fuck All The Way Off, Pete
Keep arguing about Joe Brandon and the K-Hive, while we accelerate down into the 1930s. Cool.
July 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Keep arguing about Joe Brandon and the K-Hive, while we accelerate down into the 1930s. Cool.
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ICE just got a budget bigger than over 100 countries GDP. Bigger than the budget for the NIH. Or the Marines.
These psychos are truly getting their private army and there is nobody, not a fucking soul, in government that is doing anything to stop them.
These psychos are truly getting their private army and there is nobody, not a fucking soul, in government that is doing anything to stop them.
July 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ICE just got a budget bigger than over 100 countries GDP. Bigger than the budget for the NIH. Or the Marines.
These psychos are truly getting their private army and there is nobody, not a fucking soul, in government that is doing anything to stop them.
These psychos are truly getting their private army and there is nobody, not a fucking soul, in government that is doing anything to stop them.
Where are the gadsden flag, molon labe, :my AR-15 is for the tyrannical government" dudes at now?
This Presidency Will Radicalize Millions Of Normie Libs And Set Off A National Shockwave Of Willingness To Abuse State Power Against Conservative Institutions, States And Individuals vs. No It Won't
June 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Where are the gadsden flag, molon labe, :my AR-15 is for the tyrannical government" dudes at now?
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do they have to start clubbing bald eagles in the street before the symbolism becomes obvious
June 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
do they have to start clubbing bald eagles in the street before the symbolism becomes obvious
Watching dumb WWII movies tonight, because I have to believe in a version of America that does something good in the world.
June 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Watching dumb WWII movies tonight, because I have to believe in a version of America that does something good in the world.
I, for one, welcome the rule of hypnoworm
i mean i don't know how to express this other then they're all the worst possible people in the worst possible roles doing shitty things for no reason at all.
No one is going to win, no one's lives are going to get better. And it looks like, from the Q poll today, that people are starting to know
No one is going to win, no one's lives are going to get better. And it looks like, from the Q poll today, that people are starting to know
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. named eight people to the influential federal panel that recommends vaccines to Americans days after he purged the entire membership of the group.
June 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I, for one, welcome the rule of hypnoworm
Merry LGOP day, everyone!
June 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Merry LGOP day, everyone!
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But that illusion has found an audience that doesn't merely want to be tricked, they have seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat and are now dedicating their lives to speculating on the complex ecology that must exist inside the hat to support the rabbits inside, the magician be damned.
May 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
But that illusion has found an audience that doesn't merely want to be tricked, they have seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat and are now dedicating their lives to speculating on the complex ecology that must exist inside the hat to support the rabbits inside, the magician be damned.
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i submit to you that these people say whatever is expedient in the moment and serves their self-flattering narratives. you don't have to cover the internal fantasies of grandiose dullards as facts
May 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i submit to you that these people say whatever is expedient in the moment and serves their self-flattering narratives. you don't have to cover the internal fantasies of grandiose dullards as facts
I consumed the days media, so I threw on "Conspiracy" for a real downer. Perlayed that into "Memphis Belle" and "Dirty Dozen" and I'm feeling dadmaxxed.
May 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I consumed the days media, so I threw on "Conspiracy" for a real downer. Perlayed that into "Memphis Belle" and "Dirty Dozen" and I'm feeling dadmaxxed.
I'm not a thought leader or footsoldier. My favorite part was when someone, anyone, actually did something that made a difference.
My favorite part of ANDOR is when Andor turned to the camera said what kind of communist he is and also said he hates my mom too
It's very funny that big accounts keep finding my Andor take and are big mad insisting that Andor says that they are the absolutely right kind of radical.
May 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm not a thought leader or footsoldier. My favorite part was when someone, anyone, actually did something that made a difference.
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
May the 4th be with you
Pentatomic army retvrnists are in control, I guess
It's cool how we're speed running the New Look policy but without nukes and dumber
May 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pentatomic army retvrnists are in control, I guess
The forbidden urge to ghostride the 60 million dollar whip
A $60 million US Navy fighter jet was lost at sea after it fell overboard from an aircraft carrier.
US Navy loses $60 million jet at sea after it fell overboard from aircraft carrier | CNN Politics
A US Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet has been “lost” at sea after it fell overboard from the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier while it was being towed on board, the Navy said in a statement o...
www.cnn.com
April 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The forbidden urge to ghostride the 60 million dollar whip