Urist McBauxite
@uristmcbauxite.bsky.social
he/him
Making magma-proof blocks for all the hot takes
Making magma-proof blocks for all the hot takes
Paul Newman? The Salad Dressing guy?
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Paul Newman? The Salad Dressing guy?
I'm going to tell my wife this is what I'm doing when I want to goof off.
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm going to tell my wife this is what I'm doing when I want to goof off.
The hit dog hollers
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The hit dog hollers
It's literally just this
June 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's literally just this
Merry LGOP day, everyone!
June 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Merry LGOP day, everyone!
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
May the 4th be with you
"age of consent" "natalism" "discourse"
May 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"age of consent" "natalism" "discourse"
Where everything's made up, and the points don't matter
January 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Where everything's made up, and the points don't matter
I already know all of my voting coworkers are idiots. Fuck them tbh, they get to live the next four years with the rest of us.
December 10, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I already know all of my voting coworkers are idiots. Fuck them tbh, they get to live the next four years with the rest of us.
Inshallah, the karmic boomerang comes around
October 22, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Inshallah, the karmic boomerang comes around