Urist McBauxite
@uristmcbauxite.bsky.social
he/him
Making magma-proof blocks for all the hot takes
Making magma-proof blocks for all the hot takes
Now I know why the people eater put the gas mask on his crotch. He couldn't wash it, but also wasn't able to talk about it.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Now I know why the people eater put the gas mask on his crotch. He couldn't wash it, but also wasn't able to talk about it.
We'll mull it over down in the library, next to the goblin & elf zoo.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We'll mull it over down in the library, next to the goblin & elf zoo.
'The rainbow connection, what we understand as the jungian archetype for belonging to a group...'
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
'The rainbow connection, what we understand as the jungian archetype for belonging to a group...'
Corrupt, of course. But corrupt because of forethought? Or do they draw a bullseye around wherever they land and call it a day? Hard to say.
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Corrupt, of course. But corrupt because of forethought? Or do they draw a bullseye around wherever they land and call it a day? Hard to say.
Hanlon's Razor would suggest he's just a boozy idiot who failed upwards into a job with a mouthpiece.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hanlon's Razor would suggest he's just a boozy idiot who failed upwards into a job with a mouthpiece.
Nails get driven, but thumbnails also go missing.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Nails get driven, but thumbnails also go missing.
A few years ago, I was slow to get a pizza the delivery guy left on my doorstep. When I went out, two raccoons were chowing down, and they were so cute with their little hands on the pizza slices, I couldn't be mad, I let em keep it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A few years ago, I was slow to get a pizza the delivery guy left on my doorstep. When I went out, two raccoons were chowing down, and they were so cute with their little hands on the pizza slices, I couldn't be mad, I let em keep it.
Cool Voltaires? In MY area?
It's more common than you think.
It's more common than you think.
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cool Voltaires? In MY area?
It's more common than you think.
It's more common than you think.
"ambulatory kombucha" will be rolling around on the floorboards of my mind for a while
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"ambulatory kombucha" will be rolling around on the floorboards of my mind for a while
A legged kvass, if you will.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A legged kvass, if you will.
A vegetarian in Germany, in an age before the globalized trade we have now; he had to have been living on like rutabagas and cabbage.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A vegetarian in Germany, in an age before the globalized trade we have now; he had to have been living on like rutabagas and cabbage.
Skill issu- [user Banned]
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Skill issu- [user Banned]
"[...] but he did end the depression in Germany."
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"[...] but he did end the depression in Germany."
Sorry, picture unrelated.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sorry, picture unrelated.
The poop hammock guy
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The poop hammock guy
Did officers give safety briefs in MP units? I was used to 1SGs or BN CSMs doing it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Did officers give safety briefs in MP units? I was used to 1SGs or BN CSMs doing it.
Mouth full of avocado toast
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Mouth full of avocado toast
doing a mini night of long knives on accident at the worst possible time, because terminal O-4 brain
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
doing a mini night of long knives on accident at the worst possible time, because terminal O-4 brain
Lonestar, Pabst. Nothin' snooty.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Lonestar, Pabst. Nothin' snooty.
No pretzel logic needed! Hanlon figured this out a long time ago!
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No pretzel logic needed! Hanlon figured this out a long time ago!