Deadbeat Cat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.
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Spending less time in spaces that make me feel bad (this website) and more time in spaces that make me feel good (crawlspaces) has been a boon for my general outlook and attitude.
Oh man, the drinks are all $17 in here
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The PriceMaster (full version)
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February 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Oh man, the drinks are all $17 in here
youtu.be/CUmmxW7Ksc8
youtu.be/CUmmxW7Ksc8
Nevada living that Elder Scrolls argonian maid life
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Nevada living that Elder Scrolls argonian maid life
On this Friday the 13th shout-out to the guy who played him first and has turned a cameo into a 20+ year career with no controversies as far as I can tell.
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
On this Friday the 13th shout-out to the guy who played him first and has turned a cameo into a 20+ year career with no controversies as far as I can tell.
Streamers delenda est
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Streamers delenda est
Kirk wore glasses. Anyone pissing and moaning about a wheelchair can suck it.
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Kirk wore glasses. Anyone pissing and moaning about a wheelchair can suck it.
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F***. Here we go again. We just got a call from a friend who saw this on Facebook.
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
F***. Here we go again. We just got a call from a friend who saw this on Facebook.
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Happy birthday, Chuck.
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Happy birthday, Chuck.
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
Damien Lewis' non fiction books are reasonably well researched but not great WW2 SAS/SOE stories but without fail they end in a section consisting of former SAS operators chasing down nazi war criminals after the war ended so they make good self soothing reading.
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Damien Lewis' non fiction books are reasonably well researched but not great WW2 SAS/SOE stories but without fail they end in a section consisting of former SAS operators chasing down nazi war criminals after the war ended so they make good self soothing reading.
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happy 25 years to the pricemaster
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
happy 25 years to the pricemaster
Yes....Hahaha... YES!
FINALLY A SINGLE CONSEQUENCE FOR THESE PIECES OF SHIT
FINALLY A SINGLE CONSEQUENCE FOR THESE PIECES OF SHIT
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Yes....Hahaha... YES!
FINALLY A SINGLE CONSEQUENCE FOR THESE PIECES OF SHIT
FINALLY A SINGLE CONSEQUENCE FOR THESE PIECES OF SHIT
Ice dancing is what you get when you give theater kids shoes with knives on them. Podcasting is when you don't. Choose wisely.
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Ice dancing is what you get when you give theater kids shoes with knives on them. Podcasting is when you don't. Choose wisely.
I watched an early version of the Ring ad 7 days ago, and I'll summarize my thoughts right after I can get my TV to stop acting up. Just a sec.
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I watched an early version of the Ring ad 7 days ago, and I'll summarize my thoughts right after I can get my TV to stop acting up. Just a sec.
Hey boss, we've introduced a new mandatory feature in our chat software. Yeah, real ominous just like you asked.
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Hey boss, we've introduced a new mandatory feature in our chat software. Yeah, real ominous just like you asked.
*prolonged description of humiliating and gross actions*
- And what do you call this act?
- Abundance!
- And what do you call this act?
- Abundance!
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
*prolonged description of humiliating and gross actions*
- And what do you call this act?
- Abundance!
- And what do you call this act?
- Abundance!
Hatebeak's vocalist is a parrot, Caninus' a pair of pitbulls.
Number of the Beak is a stone cold classic at this point.
reptilianrecords.bandcamp.com/album/number...
Number of the Beak is a stone cold classic at this point.
reptilianrecords.bandcamp.com/album/number...
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Hatebeak's vocalist is a parrot, Caninus' a pair of pitbulls.
Number of the Beak is a stone cold classic at this point.
reptilianrecords.bandcamp.com/album/number...
Number of the Beak is a stone cold classic at this point.
reptilianrecords.bandcamp.com/album/number...
I remember 2017. I'm not taking my eyes off of this thing until the evil is defeated.
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I remember 2017. I'm not taking my eyes off of this thing until the evil is defeated.
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I think we've seen tonight that there's an impressive variety of joy available in this world of ours, now back to the gallows' humor.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I think we've seen tonight that there's an impressive variety of joy available in this world of ours, now back to the gallows' humor.
Punting genuinely sounds like something from urban dictionary.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Punting genuinely sounds like something from urban dictionary.
Tomorrow's coverage: "In this run down bar in Ohio, we asked 4 committed day drinkers in maga hats what they thought of the superbowl half time show."
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Tomorrow's coverage: "In this run down bar in Ohio, we asked 4 committed day drinkers in maga hats what they thought of the superbowl half time show."
As a sidenote, I fucking love love love the Maya name of the sport - Pok-ta-pok.
The Mesoamerican ballgame was at least honest about the cost in the games that led to sacrifice.
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
As a sidenote, I fucking love love love the Maya name of the sport - Pok-ta-pok.
Still the funniest article of clothing I have ever seen
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Still the funniest article of clothing I have ever seen
New York art guy from that "fash curious" set getting all excited about seeing Benito at the half time show because he's been checked out of anything newer than 1932 for years.
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
New York art guy from that "fash curious" set getting all excited about seeing Benito at the half time show because he's been checked out of anything newer than 1932 for years.