Twinklebreeze
@twinklebreeze.bsky.social
A lurker and avid shitpost enjoyer. Also and arborist.
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actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum
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What are the 3 branches of government again?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
What are the 3 branches of government again?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit https://theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-com-up-to-his-usual-horseshit/
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit https://theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-com-up-to-his-usual-horseshit/
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quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
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conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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Corn is short for cornography
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Corn is short for cornography
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get your valentine a necklace with all the genitals
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
get your valentine a necklace with all the genitals
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I think every time you make a dad joke then you should have to raise a child
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I think every time you make a dad joke then you should have to raise a child
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
going great already lmfaoo
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Laughing at all these idiots betting on the 2026 Super Bowl. The real money is in betting on the 2025 Super Bowl. Guaranteed result = guaranteed profit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Laughing at all these idiots betting on the 2026 Super Bowl. The real money is in betting on the 2025 Super Bowl. Guaranteed result = guaranteed profit.
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Streaker Running Across Field At Super Bowl Just Concussed Player https://theonion.com/streaker-running-across-field-at-super-bowl-just-concussed-player/
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Streaker Running Across Field At Super Bowl Just Concussed Player https://theonion.com/streaker-running-across-field-at-super-bowl-just-concussed-player/
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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the battle of Isengard
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the battle of Isengard
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on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
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John Mulaney should be tried as a war criminal for giving so many people the idea to put the same song on a jukebox over and over
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
John Mulaney should be tried as a war criminal for giving so many people the idea to put the same song on a jukebox over and over
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my chemical weapon
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 AM
my chemical weapon