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quinoa joaquin
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Dark portents and ill omens at discount prices.
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The best festival I ever went to? Clundergoomph 2009 in Lost Cabin, WY. I saw Beach Deer, Bear House, Bear Beach, Deerbear, Housebeach Deer, deers., BearbearBEAR, House the House, A Deer & A Bear, Beach Vs. Bear, reedeer, HOVSE, BdEeAeCrH, bchbrhs, and MGMT
Don't speak to me of the deep funks, witch, I was there when they were written
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 AM
This is why opsec is important. Armchair liberals urging you to have the same martyrdom fetish that they do will get you killed if you make the mistake of putting them in charge. Their idiocy is not just perverse, it's dangerous. Remove them from your group, physically if you have to.
It turns out that almost every single social media/keyboard revolutionary leftist literally doesn’t understand that the entire point of civil disobedience is about getting arrested. That’s the feature not a bug! I just assume they’re all cowardly idiots at this point.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Rapid response is not civil disobedience. The goal is to try to prevent ANYONE from being arrested. It’s not about drawing attention to yourself, it’s about protecting people from ICE/Border Patrol & keeping everyone safe.
It turns out that almost every single social media/keyboard revolutionary leftist literally doesn’t understand that the entire point of civil disobedience is about getting arrested. That’s the feature not a bug! I just assume they’re all cowardly idiots at this point.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Stancil fans are furious today that leftists care about opsec, and are shitting all over the activists who do actual organizing and fighting in the streets because of course they are. What are your protests next to the vital shitlib work of screaming at leftists online?
The conclusion I have come to watching this argument play out over opsec is, these people don’t want to win, they want to lose, and in fact are ecstatic about that prospect. They *want* the fascists to win because then it proves everything about the United States they have said about it.
It turns out that almost every single social media/keyboard revolutionary leftist literally doesn’t understand that the entire point of civil disobedience is about getting arrested. That’s the feature not a bug! I just assume they’re all cowardly idiots at this point.
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I attack the Democrats for their collaboration more than I attack the Republicans for their open evil because unlike liberals, I'm not privileged enough to be comfortable with the idea of Dems getting in power, doing nothing, and then we go through all this shit again in a few years except worse.
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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ok no joke, the stancil defenders are bordering on fed posting.
What are we the fucking military? Opsec? You don’t need much of it, the government can not arrest everyone, they don’t have the resources.
I mean this kindly because you’ve been out there - the fact you got on here to say this is probably part of why they don’t think you’re taking opsec serious
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
ICE agents trying to get served in Minnesota restaurants
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed:

“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
I visited hotels all over Minneapolis, went into back rooms & talked to the staff.

They're afraid.

One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”

@notus.com:

www.notus.org/immigration/...
Minneapolis’ Hotel Workers Are on Edge
Staff across the city told NOTUS how their lives have changed since the start of the federal immigration operation. “It's frightening,” one said.
www.notus.org
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I wouldn't have thought it was possible to communicate the admission "I have never done any real activism in my entire life, nor will I, because it is far more satisfying to scream at leftists online" in just two words, but that was before I saw a shitlib say "Opsec lol" with my own two eyes
That’s because he’s engaged in activism, not role-play. “Opsec” lol
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Me, writing something: Ha ha this is fun, this is a lot of fun, anyone who reads this will surely have as much fun as I am having!

Me, reading what I've written: I am an offense to literature. I have profaned the written word. I should be inhumanely euthanized and left in a ditch.
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
🌊V I B E🌊
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 AM
It's a vibe. It's a mood. Enjoy.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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My 7yo daughter’s best friends’ family fled the country a few weeks ago. Today she came home with a drawing of her and another friend blowing whistles at ICE agents.

“We’re blowing the whistles and so ICE will go away and our friends can come back,” she said.

I started sobbing uncontrollably.
January 30, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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"“There was a car seat in the back with one of those baby blankets you get at the hospital. There were broken glass shards all over it,” he said. “I carefully pulled back the blanket and there was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.”

www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...
ICE agents shatter window, leave 1-month-old baby, mother in car after Portland arrest
Video shows federal immigration agents leaving behind an infant and broken glass after detaining a Guinean immigrant with no known criminal history.
www.pressherald.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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If anyone has contact information of the family who’s father was kidnapped by ICE at the McDonald’s in Bloomington (Southtown Center) please let me know. His son went into the Whipple building to make sure his dad got his heart medication. 1/
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I’ll be performing at the Woke Bowl halftime show under my stage name, Even Worse Bunny
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Being in the US without authorization isn’t a crime, it’s a civil violation (unless you’ve previously been removed).

Deprivation of rights under color of law is a federal crime. In extreme cases, it can carry the death penalty.

Filming cops in public is a First Amendment right.
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Every empire eventually collapses
History doesn’t repeat, it just relapses
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
One thing that American troops have in common everywhere they go is that they are absolutely loathed by the populations of the cities that must host them, and it looks like that applies to ICE and Border Patrol as well.
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Anyone who gives a dime to the Democratic Party right now is a fucking chump.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer's office says a bipartisan funding deal has been reached to avert a government shutdown. GOP Senate leaders are now working to schedule a vote. https://cnn.it/4qMtoK9
January 29, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Forgot about this
January 29, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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For everyone saying he'd never send troops into cities. He's saying it out loud. It's all the same to him. He's gonna ask. Whether they do it or not, who knows? But if no one stands up to ICE the rank and file of the military are gonna start to see him as a true strongman and that's bad news
This is so unhinged
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 9:29 PM