quinoa joaquin
@fullgroanman.bsky.social
Dark portents and ill omens at discount prices.
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The best festival I ever went to? Clundergoomph 2009 in Lost Cabin, WY. I saw Beach Deer, Bear House, Bear Beach, Deerbear, Housebeach Deer, deers., BearbearBEAR, House the House, A Deer & A Bear, Beach Vs. Bear, reedeer, HOVSE, BdEeAeCrH, bchbrhs, and MGMT
Y’all should stop running candidates who can, according to you, be absolutely torpedoed by an unkind word from Susan Sarandon
One thing many people refuse to understand is that voting for Kamala Harris doesn’t excuse you for telling everyone she sucks and convincing others not to vote for her
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Y’all should stop running candidates who can, according to you, be absolutely torpedoed by an unkind word from Susan Sarandon
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Watching aggrieved liberals becoming as authoritarian, if not more so, than all the countries they accuse of such really has been a lesson in mass projection.
One thing many people refuse to understand is that voting for Kamala Harris doesn’t excuse you for telling everyone she sucks and convincing others not to vote for her
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Watching aggrieved liberals becoming as authoritarian, if not more so, than all the countries they accuse of such really has been a lesson in mass projection.
I watch cop bodycams regularly. Here's some fun facts:
1. Cops can easily turn them off, and are rarely punished for doing so.
2. They fall off very easily, often by accident.
3. Most states make it difficult to impossible to obtain footage.
4. Cops release most footage heavily redacted.
1. Cops can easily turn them off, and are rarely punished for doing so.
2. They fall off very easily, often by accident.
3. Most states make it difficult to impossible to obtain footage.
4. Cops release most footage heavily redacted.
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I watch cop bodycams regularly. Here's some fun facts:
1. Cops can easily turn them off, and are rarely punished for doing so.
2. They fall off very easily, often by accident.
3. Most states make it difficult to impossible to obtain footage.
4. Cops release most footage heavily redacted.
1. Cops can easily turn them off, and are rarely punished for doing so.
2. They fall off very easily, often by accident.
3. Most states make it difficult to impossible to obtain footage.
4. Cops release most footage heavily redacted.
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This body cam shit should be a scandal about how the Dems are fucking this up on purpose
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This body cam shit should be a scandal about how the Dems are fucking this up on purpose
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Experts have described Dilley as “a hellhole” and decried the lack of proper medical care. Court records claim food is filled with worms, and the water is undrinkable. As a result, reports have spread of children are hitting themselves in the face and wetting themselves long after potty-training.
NEW: @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is calling for Dilley Immigration Center to be “shut down immediately.”
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
Hundreds of Kids, Including Infants, Are Still at the ICE Facility That Released Liam Ramos. Now There’s a Measles Outbreak.
Rep. Joaquin Castro, who visited last week, is calling for the facility to be “shut down immediately” after measles outbreak.
thebarbedwire.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Experts have described Dilley as “a hellhole” and decried the lack of proper medical care. Court records claim food is filled with worms, and the water is undrinkable. As a result, reports have spread of children are hitting themselves in the face and wetting themselves long after potty-training.
Sadly, I feel that this is the case. "Swing voters" consist mainly of young people with very little adult life experience, and the dumbest mouth-breathers you've ever run into in your whole life. Both groups are no-info / vibes-only.
A very (unfortunately) important factor for low-information swing voters is whether it is seen as "cool" to support someone. It was cool to support Trump in 2024. Just over a year later, it's the least cool thing you could possibly do. That's a really big deal.
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Sadly, I feel that this is the case. "Swing voters" consist mainly of young people with very little adult life experience, and the dumbest mouth-breathers you've ever run into in your whole life. Both groups are no-info / vibes-only.
Getting mighty tired of people accusing our President of spraying loose, watery stool into his slacks during last night's press conference. The fact is, our President squoozed out a well-formed, solid turd, a man's turd, the kind of turd any statesman would be happy to have in his pantaloons.
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Getting mighty tired of people accusing our President of spraying loose, watery stool into his slacks during last night's press conference. The fact is, our President squoozed out a well-formed, solid turd, a man's turd, the kind of turd any statesman would be happy to have in his pantaloons.
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death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
If we choose to give this a catchy scandal name, I hope we go with Even Stupider Watergate
Holy shit. Not only was Tulsi Gabbard present for the raid on Georgia's election center, she called Trump and put him on speaker phone to the FBI agents conducting the raid! (Gift link)
Trump Had Unusual Call With F.B.I. Agents After Election Center Search
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If we choose to give this a catchy scandal name, I hope we go with Even Stupider Watergate
Someone I selflessly aided in my youth bequeathing me a small fortune would sure hit right about now
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Someone I selflessly aided in my youth bequeathing me a small fortune would sure hit right about now
Ugh the Nutrition Pyramid has become needlessly complex
It's true. It's all true.
They tried to make us think we were insane and paranoid, but it's all true, and it always was. #illuminati
They tried to make us think we were insane and paranoid, but it's all true, and it always was. #illuminati
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Ugh the Nutrition Pyramid has become needlessly complex
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Just want to point out that @kylietcheung.bsky.social and I predicted on Monday that the DOJ would go after Minnesota protesters using the FACE Act. (We did *not*, however, expect them to target Don Lemon??) jessica.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-...
Pam Bondi May Use a Pro-Choice Law to Target Anti-ICE Protesters
1.26.25
jessica.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Just want to point out that @kylietcheung.bsky.social and I predicted on Monday that the DOJ would go after Minnesota protesters using the FACE Act. (We did *not*, however, expect them to target Don Lemon??) jessica.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-...
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Starting to suspect that the whole Stancilverse kerfluffle over opsec was just weaponized incompetence to get out of having to do activism. "Do we really need to worry about opsec?" is the organizer equivalent of "Babe, is the cat dishwasher safe?"
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Starting to suspect that the whole Stancilverse kerfluffle over opsec was just weaponized incompetence to get out of having to do activism. "Do we really need to worry about opsec?" is the organizer equivalent of "Babe, is the cat dishwasher safe?"
If you have dug up this time capsule from February, 2001, know that you hold in your hands a priceless relic from a bygone time. I have but one gift to leave for you.
tori_amos_nookie_(rare_live_cover)_dot_mp3.exe
tori_amos_nookie_(rare_live_cover)_dot_mp3.exe
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If you have dug up this time capsule from February, 2001, know that you hold in your hands a priceless relic from a bygone time. I have but one gift to leave for you.
tori_amos_nookie_(rare_live_cover)_dot_mp3.exe
tori_amos_nookie_(rare_live_cover)_dot_mp3.exe
"First They Came For..." poem except it's really based on a different poem and also it's extremely creepy atmospheric animation from 1964 youtu.be/BRDq7aneXnk?...
The Hangman (1964) [Animation]
YouTube video by CollectionCrow
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
"First They Came For..." poem except it's really based on a different poem and also it's extremely creepy atmospheric animation from 1964 youtu.be/BRDq7aneXnk?...
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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
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the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
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"With Closure, Kennedy Center Follows the Path of Trump Steaks, Trump Plaza, and Trump Vodka"
Gonna beg media not to just repeat Trump's obviously bullshit framing in the headlines. Tell readers the truth in the headlines.
Alternatives:
"With Artists and Audience Fleeing, Trump Closes Kennedy Center Indefinitely"
"Trump Says Kennedy Center Needs Renovation, Despite Recent $250M Renovation"
Alternatives:
"With Artists and Audience Fleeing, Trump Closes Kennedy Center Indefinitely"
"Trump Says Kennedy Center Needs Renovation, Despite Recent $250M Renovation"
Breaking news: President Trump said that the Kennedy Center could temporarily close for roughly two years to undergo construction.
https://wapo.st/49VsdCk
https://wapo.st/49VsdCk
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"With Closure, Kennedy Center Follows the Path of Trump Steaks, Trump Plaza, and Trump Vodka"
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
It's funny, because when I was growing up, ignorant teenager that I was, I didn't like disco because it sounded to me like funk that had been watered down to appeal to white people. Little did I know that disco was actually a big unifier, enjoyed and performed by all ethnicities, hence the backlash.
I’m deadass cuz there was like a period where we were churning out soulful white boys like Hall & Oates & I swear the CIA did some kinda MK Ultra shit & invented a dude in slacks & suspenders that couldn’t dance & that shattered white people’s collective self-esteem forever & here we are now, Nazis.
It’s not even on some inherent shit but it is a cultural indictment. It’s just always gonna be a fact that cultures oriented around oppression & suppression are gonna result in shit being less dope than cultures oriented around freedom & expression.
Change your ways America. It’s not too late.
Change your ways America. It’s not too late.
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
It's funny, because when I was growing up, ignorant teenager that I was, I didn't like disco because it sounded to me like funk that had been watered down to appeal to white people. Little did I know that disco was actually a big unifier, enjoyed and performed by all ethnicities, hence the backlash.
When I'm in charge, I will expand ICE's scope and powers to US citizens, anyone the public deems undesirable. I'll give them not just qualified immunity but total immunity, and triple their pay and benefits. Anyone who applies will ride down a long conveyor belt and be dropped into a large blender.
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
When I'm in charge, I will expand ICE's scope and powers to US citizens, anyone the public deems undesirable. I'll give them not just qualified immunity but total immunity, and triple their pay and benefits. Anyone who applies will ride down a long conveyor belt and be dropped into a large blender.