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Dark portents and ill omens at discount prices.
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The best festival I ever went to? Clundergoomph 2009 in Lost Cabin, WY. I saw Beach Deer, Bear House, Bear Beach, Deerbear, Housebeach Deer, deers., BearbearBEAR, House the House, A Deer & A Bear, Beach Vs. Bear, reedeer, HOVSE, BdEeAeCrH, bchbrhs, and MGMT
If you have dug up this time capsule from February, 2001, know that you hold in your hands a priceless relic from a bygone time. I have but one gift to leave for you.

tori_amos_nookie_(rare_live_cover)_dot_mp3.exe
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"First They Came For..." poem except it's really based on a different poem and also it's extremely creepy atmospheric animation from 1964 youtu.be/BRDq7aneXnk?...
The Hangman (1964) [Animation]
YouTube video by CollectionCrow
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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"With Closure, Kennedy Center Follows the Path of Trump Steaks, Trump Plaza, and Trump Vodka"
Gonna beg media not to just repeat Trump's obviously bullshit framing in the headlines. Tell readers the truth in the headlines.
Alternatives:
"With Artists and Audience Fleeing, Trump Closes Kennedy Center Indefinitely"
"Trump Says Kennedy Center Needs Renovation, Despite Recent $250M Renovation"
Breaking news: President Trump said that the Kennedy Center could temporarily close for roughly two years to undergo construction.
https://wapo.st/49VsdCk
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's funny, because when I was growing up, ignorant teenager that I was, I didn't like disco because it sounded to me like funk that had been watered down to appeal to white people. Little did I know that disco was actually a big unifier, enjoyed and performed by all ethnicities, hence the backlash.
I’m deadass cuz there was like a period where we were churning out soulful white boys like Hall & Oates & I swear the CIA did some kinda MK Ultra shit & invented a dude in slacks & suspenders that couldn’t dance & that shattered white people’s collective self-esteem forever & here we are now, Nazis.
It’s not even on some inherent shit but it is a cultural indictment. It’s just always gonna be a fact that cultures oriented around oppression & suppression are gonna result in shit being less dope than cultures oriented around freedom & expression.

Change your ways America. It’s not too late.
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
When I'm in charge, I will expand ICE's scope and powers to US citizens, anyone the public deems undesirable. I'll give them not just qualified immunity but total immunity, and triple their pay and benefits. Anyone who applies will ride down a long conveyor belt and be dropped into a large blender.
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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it's kinda funny that if, instead of employing these people to deport undocumented immigrants, they'd just executed them all crime would have decreased.
Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
(guy with "#1 Will Stancil Superfan" in bio) This is so pointless, ICE will just get through anyway. These so-called "activists" should've just voted for 💖Mamala💖
February 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Barely any coverage of this new tactic because of all the informational chaff caused by either regime lies about drawdown or Welp Pencil’s ideas about operational security.
Twin Cities rapid responders have set up a "filter blockade" at 34th and Cedar and are calling for volunteers and donations. This is a new tactic developing over the last week: community is allowed to pass, but ICE agents are stopped/slowed before they can terrorize our neighbors.
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Being "undocumented" is a civil offense, a misdemeanor, like getting caught not wearing a seatbelt. Everyone fired up about "punishing lawbreakers" is only pretending to care about undocumented status because they want ethnic cleansing. All Democrats and liberals must push back on this way more.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Trump said he was going to prioritize those with criminal records, but about 70% at least of those who have been detained don't have criminal records

BLANCHE: The fact they're here illegally is a crime

S: The lawyer for Liam Ramos and his dad says they were following legal process
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
If you like horror movies, a very cathartic watch right now is La Llorona, the 2019 Guatemalan film about an old, decrepit dictator in his family who experience hauntings while protestors chant outside their compound. It is beautiful, atmospheric, and satisfying. www.imdb.com/title/tt1076...
La Llorona (2019) ⭐ 6.6 | Crime, Drama, Horror
1h 37m | Not Rated
www.imdb.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Maybe I'm splitting hairs here, but whenever someone refers to them as "Trump's ICE" I get the big-time ick. They were created by W and built up by Obama and Biden. They're every president's ICE and this, what they're doing now, is what they were made for. This is the logical terminus.
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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I can't explain the feelings I felt today visiting the sites where Alex Pretti and Renee Good were murdered by the U.S. Gov't. Here are some visuals. #photography #minneapolis #abolishICE
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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remember, this is only the sprawling elite pedophile cabal that we know about
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I can finally talk about this now, but I thought Stranger Things Season 5 was neither great nor terrible, but mid, which is probably the worst thing it could have been. A few good moments, a few bad moments, a lot of annoying moments. It felt rushed, which is shocking considering the production time
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Everyone who wrote about "Americans' declining trust in institutions" should apologize for framing it as a failure of the people rather than a failure of the institutions. The people were right!
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Alone in the house, I microwave eggs in the microwave-safe omelet-maker. "I am not ashamed to be doing this," I sob.
January 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
One of my favorite things to do when message boards were still a thing was swing by a white supremacist message board, make a guest account, and post "Long-time lurker here. There's a hot Italian girl at the restaurant near where I live. I can ask her out b/c Italians are basically white, right?"
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM