quinoa joaquin
@fullgroanman.bsky.social
Neglected numbers station perpetually blaring The Lincolnshire Poacher. He/him/it.
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The best festival I ever went to? Clundergoomph 2009 in Lost Cabin, WY. I saw Beach Deer, Bear House, Bear Beach, Deerbear, Housebeach Deer, deers., BearbearBEAR, House the House, A Deer & A Bear, Beach Vs. Bear, reedeer, HOVSE, BdEeAeCrH, bchbrhs, and MGMT
Mr. Beast is baby's first Lex Luthor
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Mr. Beast is baby's first Lex Luthor
DARTH VADER: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
VADER: No. I am your father.
LUKE: (directly into camera) If you're on your phone right now, what's just happened is my greatest enemy has revealed he's actually my father.
LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
VADER: No. I am your father.
LUKE: (directly into camera) If you're on your phone right now, what's just happened is my greatest enemy has revealed he's actually my father.
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
DARTH VADER: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
VADER: No. I am your father.
LUKE: (directly into camera) If you're on your phone right now, what's just happened is my greatest enemy has revealed he's actually my father.
LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
VADER: No. I am your father.
LUKE: (directly into camera) If you're on your phone right now, what's just happened is my greatest enemy has revealed he's actually my father.
Trump bullying the architect to use arcane geometries to make the ballroom bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and becoming the very first president to be eaten by the Minotaur at the center of the White House of Leaves
Trump fighting with his architect about wanting to build a ballroom bigger than the actual White House feels very on brand
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November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Trump bullying the architect to use arcane geometries to make the ballroom bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and becoming the very first president to be eaten by the Minotaur at the center of the White House of Leaves
Louis CK's whole appeal was that he was a piece of shit but he had some degree of self-awareness about it and some desire to be better. His forced jerkoff / blackmail scandal made it very clear he actually had neither of those redeeming qualities. Which makes him just another piece of shit.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Louis CK's whole appeal was that he was a piece of shit but he had some degree of self-awareness about it and some desire to be better. His forced jerkoff / blackmail scandal made it very clear he actually had neither of those redeeming qualities. Which makes him just another piece of shit.
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Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
This cow dropped the most heart-wrenching indie folk album of 2006
Day 1248 of #IansDailyPhotoChallenge and somehow managed to get a stylist post 2 days running
This lovely cow looks to have had a nice pamper day, great fringe going on and the mud pack was for its feet! 🤗🐮🐮❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
This lovely cow looks to have had a nice pamper day, great fringe going on and the mud pack was for its feet! 🤗🐮🐮❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This cow dropped the most heart-wrenching indie folk album of 2006
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Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
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I wrote a book about US media’s complicity in the Gaza genocide. It's available for pre-order. It’s a data-driven and, I hope, thorough account of how center-left media sold the American public on mass death in Gaza.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
How to Sell a Genocide - Pluto Press
A gripping exposé of how the corporate media fuelled genocide in Gaza
www.plutobooks.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wrote a book about US media’s complicity in the Gaza genocide. It's available for pre-order. It’s a data-driven and, I hope, thorough account of how center-left media sold the American public on mass death in Gaza.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
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The @medillschool.bsky.social was silent as 200+ journalists were murdered in Gaza, was silent as their own students were threatened w beating by police, then suspended me and denied me tenure for standing w the students. It is not a journalism school, it is a school for teaching cowardice & fascism
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The @medillschool.bsky.social was silent as 200+ journalists were murdered in Gaza, was silent as their own students were threatened w beating by police, then suspended me and denied me tenure for standing w the students. It is not a journalism school, it is a school for teaching cowardice & fascism
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Imagine getting ready for your daughter to come home from her freshman year of college for Thanksgiving, and the day of departure she goes MIA, and then 48 nightmarish hours later she calls you to tell her that ICE goons kidnapped her and shipped her to Honduras www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/25/m...
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Imagine getting ready for your daughter to come home from her freshman year of college for Thanksgiving, and the day of departure she goes MIA, and then 48 nightmarish hours later she calls you to tell her that ICE goons kidnapped her and shipped her to Honduras www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/25/m...
This thread is terrifying, heartbreaking, and completely unsurprising. The kids have no future, and they know it.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
This thread is terrifying, heartbreaking, and completely unsurprising. The kids have no future, and they know it.
LISTEN UP. The only reason you ⚡💀DOOMERS💀⚡ are saying "the Democrats won't hold anyone responsible" is because they haven't held anyone responsible in the past, nor are they currently holding anyone responsible, nor are they promising to hold anyone responsible in the future.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
LISTEN UP. The only reason you ⚡💀DOOMERS💀⚡ are saying "the Democrats won't hold anyone responsible" is because they haven't held anyone responsible in the past, nor are they currently holding anyone responsible, nor are they promising to hold anyone responsible in the future.
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Amnesty International warns that the ceasefire in Gaza creates a false sense of normalcy, saying Israeli forces continue genocidal atrocities in the besieged enclave.
At least 339 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli air strikes amid nearly 500 ceasefire violations.
At least 339 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli air strikes amid nearly 500 ceasefire violations.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Amnesty International warns that the ceasefire in Gaza creates a false sense of normalcy, saying Israeli forces continue genocidal atrocities in the besieged enclave.
At least 339 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli air strikes amid nearly 500 ceasefire violations.
At least 339 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli air strikes amid nearly 500 ceasefire violations.
I dunno, man! Maybe it's not a bubble! Maybe the techbros and weapons manufacturers and other evil grifters have finally centralized so much wealth and power that they can just keep this shit going indefinitely! Maybe it's already too late! Ha ha! Guess we'll see!
The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I dunno, man! Maybe it's not a bubble! Maybe the techbros and weapons manufacturers and other evil grifters have finally centralized so much wealth and power that they can just keep this shit going indefinitely! Maybe it's already too late! Ha ha! Guess we'll see!
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“You know what can fix our broken democracy? That’s RIGHT! Our broken democracy”
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“You know what can fix our broken democracy? That’s RIGHT! Our broken democracy”
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After Tierra Walker died, her family was confused by her medical care.
“They didn’t want to offer to end the pregnancy, because the government or someone says you can’t?” her aunt said. “So you’d rather let somebody die?”
“They didn’t want to offer to end the pregnancy, because the government or someone says you can’t?” her aunt said. “So you’d rather let somebody die?”
“Ticking Time Bomb”: A Pregnant Mother Kept Getting Sicker. She Died After She Couldn’t Get an Abortion in Texas.
Walker is one of several women ProPublica found with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions.
www.propublica.org
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
After Tierra Walker died, her family was confused by her medical care.
“They didn’t want to offer to end the pregnancy, because the government or someone says you can’t?” her aunt said. “So you’d rather let somebody die?”
“They didn’t want to offer to end the pregnancy, because the government or someone says you can’t?” her aunt said. “So you’d rather let somebody die?”
The hardest thing about living with depression isn't necessarily the depression itself, but might actually be existing in a world with zero desire to understand or sympathize with you. "Compassionate" people show grace to every other type of neurodivergence but dismiss depressives as losers.
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The hardest thing about living with depression isn't necessarily the depression itself, but might actually be existing in a world with zero desire to understand or sympathize with you. "Compassionate" people show grace to every other type of neurodivergence but dismiss depressives as losers.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
Being barely functional under the crushing weight of depression and anxiety is the ONLY rational response to existing in this world. If you're still experiencing hope and optimism on planet Earth in 2025, you're the fucking weirdo, not me.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Being barely functional under the crushing weight of depression and anxiety is the ONLY rational response to existing in this world. If you're still experiencing hope and optimism on planet Earth in 2025, you're the fucking weirdo, not me.
That fact that electorialists have gone from dismissing leftist critics as "Russian bots" to dismissing us as "doomers" tells you the pre-emptive levels of cope for their next electoral bodying are at an all-time high imo.
The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That fact that electorialists have gone from dismissing leftist critics as "Russian bots" to dismissing us as "doomers" tells you the pre-emptive levels of cope for their next electoral bodying are at an all-time high imo.
In case you've got your head up your ass too far to understand, I'll spell it out for you: it's insanely insulting to people living with depression to refer to any criticism of your liberal heroes as "doomerism" or coming from "depressed losers."
As always, smug lib pricks stay losing.
As always, smug lib pricks stay losing.
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
In case you've got your head up your ass too far to understand, I'll spell it out for you: it's insanely insulting to people living with depression to refer to any criticism of your liberal heroes as "doomerism" or coming from "depressed losers."
As always, smug lib pricks stay losing.
As always, smug lib pricks stay losing.
Libs are really pushing the "depressed" and "doomer" thing hard in the last week or so. These must be the buzzwords du jour to dismiss any criticism of their sucker mindset.
Imagine the immense privilege they must have, to not be depressed and discouraged by the state of things. Must be nice.
Imagine the immense privilege they must have, to not be depressed and discouraged by the state of things. Must be nice.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Libs are really pushing the "depressed" and "doomer" thing hard in the last week or so. These must be the buzzwords du jour to dismiss any criticism of their sucker mindset.
Imagine the immense privilege they must have, to not be depressed and discouraged by the state of things. Must be nice.
Imagine the immense privilege they must have, to not be depressed and discouraged by the state of things. Must be nice.
It's an Imperial Boomerang Bonanza just in time for the holidays!
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's an Imperial Boomerang Bonanza just in time for the holidays!
I don't give a shit about national guardsmen getting hurt. They signed up for a dangerous job, where that's an unfortunate possibility. It makes me neither happy nor sad.
What does make me angry is the fact that ordinary civilians shot by cops don't get this level of breathless, indignant coverage
What does make me angry is the fact that ordinary civilians shot by cops don't get this level of breathless, indignant coverage
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't give a shit about national guardsmen getting hurt. They signed up for a dangerous job, where that's an unfortunate possibility. It makes me neither happy nor sad.
What does make me angry is the fact that ordinary civilians shot by cops don't get this level of breathless, indignant coverage
What does make me angry is the fact that ordinary civilians shot by cops don't get this level of breathless, indignant coverage