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quinoa joaquin
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Neglected numbers station perpetually blaring The Lincolnshire Poacher. He/him/it.
LUKE: That's not true! That's impossible!

VADER: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

LUKE: (jingling a set of keys) Hey! Over here! This part's pretty important, kind of a big twist.

VADER: Whatcha playing over there? Some Words With Friends? That's cool. I like Bejeweled. It's relaxing
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
"There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula." Well, shit.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Old white guy who knows he's a piece of shit and wants to be better at least has the potential to be interesting on the basis of the internal conflict. Can this guy's smarts and empathy overcome his base venality and privileged upbringing? But now we know there's no real conflict. Tedious. Cliched.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
LISTEN UP. The only reason you ⚡💀DOOMERS💀⚡ are saying "the Democrats won't hold anyone responsible" is because they haven't held anyone responsible in the past, nor are they currently holding anyone responsible, nor are they promising to hold anyone responsible in the future.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm in the same boat. This boat sucks. I hate this boat.
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Get help." Cool, man! I'm on anti-depressives, I'm undergoing esketamine therapy, I see my psychiatrist regularly, I did cognitive behavioral therapy for 12 years. I'm still like this. If you have any more asinine cliches to throw at me like "Be mindful" or "Let go and God" do please let me know!
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And if you're wondering why so few depressives have tried to explain our experiences to you, it's because every time we do, we have to deal with your empty platitudes, your condescending advice, and the agonizing pig ignorance of your toxic positivity. You refuse to be educated. That's why.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM