Twinklebreeze
@twinklebreeze.bsky.social
A lurker and avid shitpost enjoyer. Also and arborist.
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Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
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It must suck being wicked, I love rest
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It must suck being wicked, I love rest
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You gotta Honk Shoo on thst Thang!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You gotta Honk Shoo on thst Thang!!!
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My wife left her shoes next to my favorite chair, and every time I see them in my peripheral vision I think it’s my dogs begging for food.
I’ve now offered a Milk-Bone to a loafer, and I swear one of them growled at me.
I’ve now offered a Milk-Bone to a loafer, and I swear one of them growled at me.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My wife left her shoes next to my favorite chair, and every time I see them in my peripheral vision I think it’s my dogs begging for food.
I’ve now offered a Milk-Bone to a loafer, and I swear one of them growled at me.
I’ve now offered a Milk-Bone to a loafer, and I swear one of them growled at me.
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Kourtney Kardashian Casually Mentions She Passed Bar Just Fine
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Kourtney Kardashian Casually Mentions She Passed Bar Just Fine
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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Keep turning up that dial, Bluesky! You're doing great!
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Keep turning up that dial, Bluesky! You're doing great!
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asking Big J about the footprints in the sand and the app tells me i need to upgrade to the Sandals Plus subscription package
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
asking Big J about the footprints in the sand and the app tells me i need to upgrade to the Sandals Plus subscription package
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Wanna come over and ovulate with me?
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Wanna come over and ovulate with me?
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Won’t you join us this Thanksgiving? We shall keep the day in fasting and in prayer, mayhaps catch ye end of ye Lions game praise Jah
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Won’t you join us this Thanksgiving? We shall keep the day in fasting and in prayer, mayhaps catch ye end of ye Lions game praise Jah
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
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if you ever want to eat a meal of oats, it's hard to go wrong with "oat meal"
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
if you ever want to eat a meal of oats, it's hard to go wrong with "oat meal"
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/
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