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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bacon in the fridge for all those who cry out in hunger.
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People should remember that one of the reasons Nazis are so bad at everything is because they’re Nazis. They’re ideological and part of their ideology is to purge anyone who doesn’t, and purging “undesirables”. This narrows their talent pool. They don’t - and can’t - understand this.
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I *think* the attempt to speedrun authoritarianism has failed. The new acute danger is greater political violence (Trump calling for hangings, etc). But the concerted danger is down the line, when MAGA realizes the bill for all this corruption will come due. www.offmessage.net/p/maga-disar...
MAGA Disarray And The Accumulated Debt Of Corruption
They'd bring America down rather than face accountability, but accountability is not optional.
www.offmessage.net
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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House Republicans refused to condemn fascism just a few days ago
newrepublic.com/post/203347/...
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The house debating a resolution condemning socialism in all its forms just before its avowedly capitalist members go on a paid vacation while I, a socialist, continue to labor for my money is one of the funniest things I have seen in a minute. Between this and the COP-30 fire, writers are on point.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Time to post the link again!
Against the Logic of the Guillotine
Fetishizing the guillotine is like fetishizing the state: it means celebrating an instrument of murder that will always be used chiefly against us.
crimethinc.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Corruption. The word is corruption.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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CLT folks

CBP gearing up @ South Tryon & Westinghouse in Steele Creek as of the past half hour.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“You guys are gonna regret it when it turns out Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
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ALT: a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Well, this is concerning, it does not particularly surprise me given that there have been increasing signs of strains in the money markets, particularly as reserves become more scarce on.ft.com/3JLkblj
New York Fed convened meeting with Wall Street firms over key lending facility
Impromptu talks come amid worries about strains in money markets
on.ft.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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No one brings this up enough:

-Acosta gives Epstein a sweetheart deal
-Becomes Secretary of Labor
-In that capacity tries to gut anti-human trafficking funding

It's like a poorly written paperback legal thriller
The Secretary of Labor Wants to Cut Funding for an Agency That Combats Human Trafficking
Acosta, who is currently under scrutiny for his 2008 plea deal for Jeffrey Epstein, has proposed an 80 percent cut to the Bureau of International Labor Affairs' budget.
psmag.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I’m at a loss here.
uk.news.yahoo.com/chuck-schume...
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My most woke probably sounds less woke than it is in application.

Most things in life are modal or multimodal, not binary or some other form of inclusive/exclusive logic.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Oh My Freaking God. Someone at the New York Times scolding people for making a big deal out of some emails. Irony has collapsed in upon itself.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity.

If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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"Epstein offered to send reporters pictures of Trump with 'girls in bikinis in my kitchen'" is a news story all on its own and required nothing more than access to the NYT's own email servers
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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This email is going to spawn so many conspiracy theories
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In the situation room?
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Durbin is a 2 time caver. Fuck him. Fuck everyone on this list.

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Interesting looking at which senators caved this time vs last time. The two timers just dgaf. The Yes/No, and No/Yes are folks who are worries about some kind of blowback

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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The new deal rainbow coalition is DSA. Join it here: act.dsausa.org/s/3429.9wAmcW
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM