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They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
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February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Each transgender athlete is braver than all ICE employees put together
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Each transgender athlete is braver than all ICE employees put together
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The oldest known image of an owl:
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The oldest known image of an owl:
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
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THE REANIMATOR'S FATE (TRM #4) is out now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
THE REANIMATOR'S FATE (TRM #4) is out now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
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fallout tv. have some #ghoulcy 🎨 thanks for giving me an excuse @rileofile.bsky.social 💕
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
fallout tv. have some #ghoulcy 🎨 thanks for giving me an excuse @rileofile.bsky.social 💕
Especially when there's snow on the ground. But, I'm glad that someone else's allergies are acting up and it's not just me...
pollen should be illegal
February 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Especially when there's snow on the ground. But, I'm glad that someone else's allergies are acting up and it's not just me...
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Happy #SuperbOwl 🦉 Sunday to all who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Happy #SuperbOwl 🦉 Sunday to all who celebrate.
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You know what's a pretty Superb Owl? Trans books!
On that note:
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
You know what's a pretty Superb Owl? Trans books!
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Happy Sunday everyone 🐈⬛🤍
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Happy Sunday everyone 🐈⬛🤍
There are indeed several superb owls in this book, which I highly recommend!
🦉HAPPY SUPERB OWL DAY🦉
Instead of watching fash sports, why not read about superb owls, both real & mechanical, & their horny, hairy handlers?
With:
🦉Magical social media
🦉A vintage erotica plot device
🦉Gentle femdom
🦉HEA amid catastrophe
$2 on itch today only!
danifinn.itch.io/wings-so-soft
Instead of watching fash sports, why not read about superb owls, both real & mechanical, & their horny, hairy handlers?
With:
🦉Magical social media
🦉A vintage erotica plot device
🦉Gentle femdom
🦉HEA amid catastrophe
$2 on itch today only!
danifinn.itch.io/wings-so-soft
Wings so Soft by danifinn
A steamy F/M fantasy romance featuring real and mechanical owls
danifinn.itch.io
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
There are indeed several superb owls in this book, which I highly recommend!
Every once in a while when I inject mounjaro it hits a nerve or something and hurts like a you-know-what. It did that this morning :(.
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Every once in a while when I inject mounjaro it hits a nerve or something and hurts like a you-know-what. It did that this morning :(.
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For all of the “lesser of two evils” people.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
For all of the “lesser of two evils” people.
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I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
Two word horror stories for cat owners:
Suspiciously quiet.
Suspiciously quiet.
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Two word horror stories for cat owners:
Suspiciously quiet.
Suspiciously quiet.
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i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.
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This is not at all breaking news at all and many have pointed out as such but this is also the key reason why many folks will not partake of your Substacks (because it is hosted at THE Nazi bar)
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is not at all breaking news at all and many have pointed out as such but this is also the key reason why many folks will not partake of your Substacks (because it is hosted at THE Nazi bar)
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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*taps the sign meaningfully*
*the meaning is 'in case you need fwuffy cat feet'*
*the meaning is 'in case you need fwuffy cat feet'*
February 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
*taps the sign meaningfully*
*the meaning is 'in case you need fwuffy cat feet'*
*the meaning is 'in case you need fwuffy cat feet'*
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a great philosopher, @innes.bsky.social I believe, posited 3 kinds of cats: cats who think they are people, cats who know they are cats, and cats who will never know anything at all
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
a great philosopher, @innes.bsky.social I believe, posited 3 kinds of cats: cats who think they are people, cats who know they are cats, and cats who will never know anything at all
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How depressing is it when you’re like the only department in the US government that’s trying to keep citizens alive?
If you bought a new TV for the Super Bowl, make sure you anchor it to the wall.
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
How depressing is it when you’re like the only department in the US government that’s trying to keep citizens alive?
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Bad Bunny has the chance to do the funniest thing this Sunday
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bad Bunny has the chance to do the funniest thing this Sunday
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Abyssinian (Ethiopian) warrior. During #blackhistorymonth I like to post little known bits of African history. So here goes with one of my favourites; in 1884, as the Mahdi swept all before him in the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan, England asked Ethiopia to save the Egyptian garrisons in South Sudan.(1)
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Abyssinian (Ethiopian) warrior. During #blackhistorymonth I like to post little known bits of African history. So here goes with one of my favourites; in 1884, as the Mahdi swept all before him in the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan, England asked Ethiopia to save the Egyptian garrisons in South Sudan.(1)