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They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
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I remember when discs were floppy.
I remember when discs were floppy.
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I saw all three Lord of the Rings films in cinema when they first came out.
I saw all three Lord of the Rings films in cinema when they first came out.
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I remember when the save icon was a 3.5 disc
I remember when the save icon was a 3.5 disc
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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I remember when discs were floppy.
I remember when discs were floppy.
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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This isn't a setback. This is sabotaging scientific and medical progress because Trump put conspiracy theorist hacks in charge of our government.
The FDA has refused to accept an application from Moderna to review its first mRNA seasonal flu vaccine, the company said, in another setback for the technology that’s been a target of some Trump administration health officials. https://cnn.it/4kt8iyn
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
This isn't a setback. This is sabotaging scientific and medical progress because Trump put conspiracy theorist hacks in charge of our government.
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Ireland’s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent
When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows
When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows
Ireland’s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent
When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Ireland’s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent
When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows
When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows
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This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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A milestone birthday for me today causing existential angst that even in the best case scenario, I have a limited time to Do All The Things™
One thing you can help me accomplish is spreading the word about this awesome friendship bundle! Reposts make great gifts💜
itch.io/b/3486/frien...
One thing you can help me accomplish is spreading the word about this awesome friendship bundle! Reposts make great gifts💜
itch.io/b/3486/frien...
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
A milestone birthday for me today causing existential angst that even in the best case scenario, I have a limited time to Do All The Things™
One thing you can help me accomplish is spreading the word about this awesome friendship bundle! Reposts make great gifts💜
itch.io/b/3486/frien...
One thing you can help me accomplish is spreading the word about this awesome friendship bundle! Reposts make great gifts💜
itch.io/b/3486/frien...
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😨 Terrifying.
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
😨 Terrifying.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
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Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
Tunak Tunak Tun Video | Daler Mehndi | Full Song | Daler Mehndi Music
YouTube video by Daler Mehndi Music
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
'Bye, Nitro. It was kinda fun having animated stuff for a while. Kinda. No more! Also, bye Chrome while not at work, hello @vivaldi.com :).
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
'Bye, Nitro. It was kinda fun having animated stuff for a while. Kinda. No more! Also, bye Chrome while not at work, hello @vivaldi.com :).
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Absolutely abhorrent. This is unconscionable.
In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
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Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up
A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Absolutely abhorrent. This is unconscionable.
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February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Each transgender athlete is braver than all ICE employees put together
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Each transgender athlete is braver than all ICE employees put together
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The oldest known image of an owl:
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The oldest known image of an owl:
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees
carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...
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THE REANIMATOR'S FATE (TRM #4) is out now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
THE REANIMATOR'S FATE (TRM #4) is out now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
📚A conspiracy to undermine the Society
📚A cursed book
📚Felipe battling his demons
📚Oliver truly embracing who he is
📚And a way for them to save their community
books2read.com/trm4
Paperbacks available now!
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fallout tv. have some #ghoulcy 🎨 thanks for giving me an excuse @rileofile.bsky.social 💕
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
fallout tv. have some #ghoulcy 🎨 thanks for giving me an excuse @rileofile.bsky.social 💕
Especially when there's snow on the ground. But, I'm glad that someone else's allergies are acting up and it's not just me...
pollen should be illegal
February 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Especially when there's snow on the ground. But, I'm glad that someone else's allergies are acting up and it's not just me...
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Happy #SuperbOwl 🦉 Sunday to all who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Happy #SuperbOwl 🦉 Sunday to all who celebrate.
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You know what's a pretty Superb Owl? Trans books!
On that note:
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
You know what's a pretty Superb Owl? Trans books!
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Happy Sunday everyone 🐈⬛🤍
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Happy Sunday everyone 🐈⬛🤍
There are indeed several superb owls in this book, which I highly recommend!
🦉HAPPY SUPERB OWL DAY🦉
Instead of watching fash sports, why not read about superb owls, both real & mechanical, & their horny, hairy handlers?
With:
🦉Magical social media
🦉A vintage erotica plot device
🦉Gentle femdom
🦉HEA amid catastrophe
$2 on itch today only!
danifinn.itch.io/wings-so-soft
Instead of watching fash sports, why not read about superb owls, both real & mechanical, & their horny, hairy handlers?
With:
🦉Magical social media
🦉A vintage erotica plot device
🦉Gentle femdom
🦉HEA amid catastrophe
$2 on itch today only!
danifinn.itch.io/wings-so-soft
Wings so Soft by danifinn
A steamy F/M fantasy romance featuring real and mechanical owls
danifinn.itch.io
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
There are indeed several superb owls in this book, which I highly recommend!