Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
@turkeycleverness.bsky.social
They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
Rangi's latest crime. This *was* antibiotic ointment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rangi's latest crime. This *was* antibiotic ointment.
So...you know how cats don't like citrus fruits?
MORE PROOF I ADOPTED A RACCOON.
...Fuck now I can't leave fruit out on the counter.
MORE PROOF I ADOPTED A RACCOON.
...Fuck now I can't leave fruit out on the counter.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
So...you know how cats don't like citrus fruits?
MORE PROOF I ADOPTED A RACCOON.
...Fuck now I can't leave fruit out on the counter.
MORE PROOF I ADOPTED A RACCOON.
...Fuck now I can't leave fruit out on the counter.
Sure, it's called a butter comb and looks like the picture below. It's so much better than the normal slicker brush, for my cat, at least.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sure, it's called a butter comb and looks like the picture below. It's so much better than the normal slicker brush, for my cat, at least.
Sure, here you are! I think it's called a butter comb? Yes, I looked it up and that's what it's called. There are different sizes for large dogs/small dogs and cats. (Also, Sylphrena knows she's gorgeous...)
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sure, here you are! I think it's called a butter comb? Yes, I looked it up and that's what it's called. There are different sizes for large dogs/small dogs and cats. (Also, Sylphrena knows she's gorgeous...)
Not to interrupt, but a regular brush didn't work with my long-haired cat and I ended up getting the special comb Girl with the Dogs recommends. Pricey, but 100% worth it! The regular brush just brushes over the top of mats. (Pic of my long-haired cat as apology for interruption.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not to interrupt, but a regular brush didn't work with my long-haired cat and I ended up getting the special comb Girl with the Dogs recommends. Pricey, but 100% worth it! The regular brush just brushes over the top of mats. (Pic of my long-haired cat as apology for interruption.)
You can now say you've seen a food-aggressive cat. (No, you don't actually want to know.)
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You can now say you've seen a food-aggressive cat. (No, you don't actually want to know.)
Me, getting the chance to finally read a bit of Shadows over Ravenkirk, by @itsviviactually.bsky.social, spotting the following passage: ADSFKAGJDFSDFDGF I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Also, next time I stupidly decide to add covers to my recs, I shall be stealing that as alt text...)
(Also, next time I stupidly decide to add covers to my recs, I shall be stealing that as alt text...)
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Me, getting the chance to finally read a bit of Shadows over Ravenkirk, by @itsviviactually.bsky.social, spotting the following passage: ADSFKAGJDFSDFDGF I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Also, next time I stupidly decide to add covers to my recs, I shall be stealing that as alt text...)
(Also, next time I stupidly decide to add covers to my recs, I shall be stealing that as alt text...)
Oh no. I thought I might have titled my recommendation list for next month's event 'Recs for Tru' so...apparently I'm going as sexy @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com. Sorry, Tru!
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Oh no. I thought I might have titled my recommendation list for next month's event 'Recs for Tru' so...apparently I'm going as sexy @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com. Sorry, Tru!
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. (Art by @fofoart.bsky.social.)
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. (Art by @fofoart.bsky.social.)
You weren't trying to grade those exams or anything, were you, Parent?
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You weren't trying to grade those exams or anything, were you, Parent?
The chaos goblin.
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The chaos goblin.
I picked up some Fishtopher merch the other day from the animal shelter! His name is probably going to be Horangi (Tiger in Korean).
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I picked up some Fishtopher merch the other day from the animal shelter! His name is probably going to be Horangi (Tiger in Korean).
Morning Cat Daddy, potentially to be renamed Hojakdo after the style of painting the tiger in KPop Demon Hunters is from.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Morning Cat Daddy, potentially to be renamed Hojakdo after the style of painting the tiger in KPop Demon Hunters is from.
Meet the currently named Cat Daddy! He's super chill.
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Meet the currently named Cat Daddy! He's super chill.
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Here's (one of) my cat(s).
(I can never resist putting punctuation in these things...)
Here's (one of) my cat(s).
(I can never resist putting punctuation in these things...)
September 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Here's (one of) my cat(s).
(I can never resist putting punctuation in these things...)
Here's (one of) my cat(s).
(I can never resist putting punctuation in these things...)
Timeline cleanse: Sisifurs.
(please ignore dirty sock on couch...and the art that the artist in front of it produced...)
(please ignore dirty sock on couch...and the art that the artist in front of it produced...)
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Timeline cleanse: Sisifurs.
(please ignore dirty sock on couch...and the art that the artist in front of it produced...)
(please ignore dirty sock on couch...and the art that the artist in front of it produced...)
Ugh, okay, having a very 'this is shit and so is the other paragraph that mentions his eye color' day. Oh well.
September 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ugh, okay, having a very 'this is shit and so is the other paragraph that mentions his eye color' day. Oh well.