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@turkeycleverness.bsky.social
They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
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"Mom, can you come pick me up? The dictionary's writing smut"
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Mom, can you come pick me up? The dictionary's writing smut"
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This is, once again, the thing I love most about the queer indie publishing cult. You have something new out? We're all shouting about it. Awards season? Show our friends' books some love!
The indie writers I admire the most are the ones with the strongest commitment to "we're all gonna make it". They're who I try to emulate in my own life
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is, once again, the thing I love most about the queer indie publishing cult. You have something new out? We're all shouting about it. Awards season? Show our friends' books some love!
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Picked up my next months supply of $14,000 medicine while I was at CARTI.
Medicare part D pays for it as well as all my other meds after meeting the deductible which goes up to $2,100 for next year.
Medicare part D pays for it as well as all my other meds after meeting the deductible which goes up to $2,100 for next year.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Picked up my next months supply of $14,000 medicine while I was at CARTI.
Medicare part D pays for it as well as all my other meds after meeting the deductible which goes up to $2,100 for next year.
Medicare part D pays for it as well as all my other meds after meeting the deductible which goes up to $2,100 for next year.
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Now, you've got your werewolf lesbian fix and you're asking what to read next. If only there was a gothic mystery that was both trans AND had a lovable spider in it. Well I have more amazing news....
As seen in The @midnightpals.bsky.social! Shadows Over Ravenkirk 1 is available wherever books are sold!
Victoria Williams travels to the gothest town in Maine in search of a mysterious inheritance
Also there's an adorable spider and her name is Samantha
books2read.com/SOR1
Victoria Williams travels to the gothest town in Maine in search of a mysterious inheritance
Also there's an adorable spider and her name is Samantha
books2read.com/SOR1
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Now, you've got your werewolf lesbian fix and you're asking what to read next. If only there was a gothic mystery that was both trans AND had a lovable spider in it. Well I have more amazing news....
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy old year
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CW: Abuse
I want to talk about some specific forms abuse can take for trans people. I'm focusing on partners, but a lot could also be applied to families/friendships/etc.
I'm also focusing mainly on relationships where the abusive partner is cis, but this isn't cis-exclusive behavior. (1/?)
CW: Abuse
I want to talk about some specific forms abuse can take for trans people. I'm focusing on partners, but a lot could also be applied to families/friendships/etc.
I'm also focusing mainly on relationships where the abusive partner is cis, but this isn't cis-exclusive behavior. (1/?)
October 23, 2024 at 3:27 PM
🧵
CW: Abuse
I want to talk about some specific forms abuse can take for trans people. I'm focusing on partners, but a lot could also be applied to families/friendships/etc.
I'm also focusing mainly on relationships where the abusive partner is cis, but this isn't cis-exclusive behavior. (1/?)
CW: Abuse
I want to talk about some specific forms abuse can take for trans people. I'm focusing on partners, but a lot could also be applied to families/friendships/etc.
I'm also focusing mainly on relationships where the abusive partner is cis, but this isn't cis-exclusive behavior. (1/?)
The Cat Who Will Eat Everything Except Celery and Frozen Cranberries But He Likes Dried Cranberries Just Fine.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The Cat Who Will Eat Everything Except Celery and Frozen Cranberries But He Likes Dried Cranberries Just Fine.
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“Fantasy books feel so empty lately.”
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Fantasy books feel so empty lately.”
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
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Station identification for the holiday season
I'm Vivian Moira Valentine, gorgeous lesbian weirdo and your third favorite transsexual horror writer
I'm the author of The Amelia Temple Series and Shadows Over Ravenkirk, queer books belovéd of attractive people with good opinions
I'm Vivian Moira Valentine, gorgeous lesbian weirdo and your third favorite transsexual horror writer
I'm the author of The Amelia Temple Series and Shadows Over Ravenkirk, queer books belovéd of attractive people with good opinions
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Station identification for the holiday season
I'm Vivian Moira Valentine, gorgeous lesbian weirdo and your third favorite transsexual horror writer
I'm the author of The Amelia Temple Series and Shadows Over Ravenkirk, queer books belovéd of attractive people with good opinions
I'm Vivian Moira Valentine, gorgeous lesbian weirdo and your third favorite transsexual horror writer
I'm the author of The Amelia Temple Series and Shadows Over Ravenkirk, queer books belovéd of attractive people with good opinions
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Debunking myths about Mother Rosa Parks, an icon of the Civil Rights Movement and (as we knew her growing up) a great Detroiter. 💐
Today is the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks' arrest. Six myths: 1) She wasn't old or tired. 42 years old that day, she had a "life history of being rebellious" & had spent two decades helping to turn the Montgomery NAACP into a more activist branch alongside ED Nixon and Johnnie Carr.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Debunking myths about Mother Rosa Parks, an icon of the Civil Rights Movement and (as we knew her growing up) a great Detroiter. 💐
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Everywhere you go, irl or online, you’re under constant financial assault.
Everything’s an ad, a scam, or both.
You can hardly breathe anymore without someone trying to slip their fingers into your nearly empty wallet.
Everything’s an ad, a scam, or both.
You can hardly breathe anymore without someone trying to slip their fingers into your nearly empty wallet.
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Everywhere you go, irl or online, you’re under constant financial assault.
Everything’s an ad, a scam, or both.
You can hardly breathe anymore without someone trying to slip their fingers into your nearly empty wallet.
Everything’s an ad, a scam, or both.
You can hardly breathe anymore without someone trying to slip their fingers into your nearly empty wallet.
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The way the quotes and replies show a microcosm of exactly how destructive capitalism is to human creativity and happiness should radicalise everyone.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The way the quotes and replies show a microcosm of exactly how destructive capitalism is to human creativity and happiness should radicalise everyone.
Last post! Round of applause for @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com and @nils.readindiefantasy.com and the other organizers! #AMoRaR (lol, I finally remembered the tag on the last post XD).
Our last post for a Month of Rain and Reads is the final interview with @the-book-bazaar.com! @kelefox.bsky.social is raising funds for a special chocolate overload hardcover edition of Darkhaven:
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-inter... #AMoRaR
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-inter... #AMoRaR
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Last post! Round of applause for @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com and @nils.readindiefantasy.com and the other organizers! #AMoRaR (lol, I finally remembered the tag on the last post XD).
I might know the answer to this if I had written more than one page of a WIP...
What made your MC really start to fall for their love interest in your book/wip? #WritingPrompt
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I might know the answer to this if I had written more than one page of a WIP...
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Less than ONE day to grab The Reanimator Mysteries bundle on Itchio. Catch up with the series before book 4 comes out in January!
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Less than ONE day to grab The Reanimator Mysteries bundle on Itchio. Catch up with the series before book 4 comes out in January!
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
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It's A Month of Rain & Reads, and we may be winding down, but we're not yet done.
For today's first interview, we present debut author E.A. Bard ( @eabardwrites.bsky.social ), and we talk about her book A Tempest of Ravens.
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-inter...
#BookSky #AMoRaR
For today's first interview, we present debut author E.A. Bard ( @eabardwrites.bsky.social ), and we talk about her book A Tempest of Ravens.
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-inter...
#BookSky #AMoRaR
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's A Month of Rain & Reads, and we may be winding down, but we're not yet done.
For today's first interview, we present debut author E.A. Bard ( @eabardwrites.bsky.social ), and we talk about her book A Tempest of Ravens.
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-inter...
#BookSky #AMoRaR
For today's first interview, we present debut author E.A. Bard ( @eabardwrites.bsky.social ), and we talk about her book A Tempest of Ravens.
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-inter...
#BookSky #AMoRaR
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I'm listening through Tales of Lunis Aquaria, Vol 2 as a last check.
This volume has eight new stories set in Lunis Aquaria, pick a number between 1 and 8 and I'll give a non-spoilery snippet from the story of your choice!
(if someone picks the same number, I'll post a different line)
This volume has eight new stories set in Lunis Aquaria, pick a number between 1 and 8 and I'll give a non-spoilery snippet from the story of your choice!
(if someone picks the same number, I'll post a different line)
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'm listening through Tales of Lunis Aquaria, Vol 2 as a last check.
This volume has eight new stories set in Lunis Aquaria, pick a number between 1 and 8 and I'll give a non-spoilery snippet from the story of your choice!
(if someone picks the same number, I'll post a different line)
This volume has eight new stories set in Lunis Aquaria, pick a number between 1 and 8 and I'll give a non-spoilery snippet from the story of your choice!
(if someone picks the same number, I'll post a different line)
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Many books! Handle it!
Our month-long event is coming to an end with this last chance to win a bumper collection of books!
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Many books! Handle it!
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It's the last day of A Month of Rain & Reads, and we're looking forward to a little break.
What better way to start the day than with a guest post about how to unwind and disconnect in these trying times.
Thank you @jd-rivers.com
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-h...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
What better way to start the day than with a guest post about how to unwind and disconnect in these trying times.
Thank you @jd-rivers.com
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-h...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's the last day of A Month of Rain & Reads, and we're looking forward to a little break.
What better way to start the day than with a guest post about how to unwind and disconnect in these trying times.
Thank you @jd-rivers.com
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-h...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
What better way to start the day than with a guest post about how to unwind and disconnect in these trying times.
Thank you @jd-rivers.com
www.readindiefantasy.com/guest-post-h...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
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Less than 2 days to grab The Reanimator Mysteries bundle on Itchio. Catch up with the series before book 4 comes out in January!
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Less than 2 days to grab The Reanimator Mysteries bundle on Itchio. Catch up with the series before book 4 comes out in January!
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
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Please read this series so I can scream (affectionate) about it with even more friends
Less than 2 days to grab The Reanimator Mysteries bundle on Itchio. Catch up with the series before book 4 comes out in January!
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
Grab 3 books for $6 or pick up the ones you're missing for $2 each.
itch.io/s/167609/the...
#romancelandia 🌈📚
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Please read this series so I can scream (affectionate) about it with even more friends
Oh dear. I'mma out myself in several ways with this and no one on the planet will ever agree with me, but E-rotic's Moonlight Shadow EDM remix. #GraveSinger #AMoRaR
3-DAY BONUS CHALLENGE (Day 2):
What song is most "fantasy" to you? Feel free to share a link.
Take part for a chance to win the complete Singer of Terandria series by @thewanderinginn.bsky.social audiobook.
Quote Repost with the tag #GraveSinger
Check back tomorrow for Challenge 3
What song is most "fantasy" to you? Feel free to share a link.
Take part for a chance to win the complete Singer of Terandria series by @thewanderinginn.bsky.social audiobook.
Quote Repost with the tag #GraveSinger
Check back tomorrow for Challenge 3
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh dear. I'mma out myself in several ways with this and no one on the planet will ever agree with me, but E-rotic's Moonlight Shadow EDM remix. #GraveSinger #AMoRaR
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It's Saturday (finally), and we want to shine a light on A Queen in Blood, by Nick Snape, the third book in the Warriors of Spirit and Bone series that began with A Dragon of the Veil.
www.readindiefantasy.com/a-spotlight-...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
www.readindiefantasy.com/a-spotlight-...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It's Saturday (finally), and we want to shine a light on A Queen in Blood, by Nick Snape, the third book in the Warriors of Spirit and Bone series that began with A Dragon of the Veil.
www.readindiefantasy.com/a-spotlight-...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
www.readindiefantasy.com/a-spotlight-...
#AMoRaR #BookSky
Apparently, Welsh dragons. @poopraven.bsky.social #AMoRaR
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Apparently, Welsh dragons. @poopraven.bsky.social #AMoRaR