Beautiful, Conflicted Vegetable Man
@toomanymonkeys.bsky.social
He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post.
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The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
November 14, 2024 at 7:19 PM
The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
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I would love to see this same message from @tinakotek.bsky.social to really affirm the values of our state
Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I would love to see this same message from @tinakotek.bsky.social to really affirm the values of our state
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A bit of Trek fun with the Mamdani meme generator!
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
A bit of Trek fun with the Mamdani meme generator!
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going to wish you into the inflatable cornfield
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
going to wish you into the inflatable cornfield
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November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It's 3am, November 7th, 2027
My Tesla Optimus robot is in the kitchen breaking dishes.
It's been playing an ad for the new season of Love Island at max volume for 24 hours.
It is scalding hot to the touch
My Tesla Optimus robot is in the kitchen breaking dishes.
It's been playing an ad for the new season of Love Island at max volume for 24 hours.
It is scalding hot to the touch
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's 3am, November 7th, 2027
My Tesla Optimus robot is in the kitchen breaking dishes.
It's been playing an ad for the new season of Love Island at max volume for 24 hours.
It is scalding hot to the touch
My Tesla Optimus robot is in the kitchen breaking dishes.
It's been playing an ad for the new season of Love Island at max volume for 24 hours.
It is scalding hot to the touch
They will not see the kingdom of heaven
This just into the newsroom
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court issues emergency order temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court issues emergency order temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They will not see the kingdom of heaven
Kavanaugh Stop Eating
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kavanaugh Stop Eating
Went to a screening of Deep Red this week, and now I'm sick in bed.
I think I got giallo fever
I think I got giallo fever
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Went to a screening of Deep Red this week, and now I'm sick in bed.
I think I got giallo fever
I think I got giallo fever
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LEGO RIKER HAS A FUCKING LEGO TROMBONE
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
LEGO RIKER HAS A FUCKING LEGO TROMBONE
@wtfoote.bsky.social got room on your shelf for this?
Lego’s first Star Trek set is a $400 Enterprise with Data, Picard, and Worf minifigures
The 3,600-piece set will be available starting on November 28th, 2025, and includes nine minifigures with accessories.
www.theverge.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@wtfoote.bsky.social got room on your shelf for this?
It's a shame really, I was excited to see what kind of hyper-galloping-gurdy disaster was going to happen
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
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End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It's a shame really, I was excited to see what kind of hyper-galloping-gurdy disaster was going to happen
Goblin loud!
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Goblin loud!
This is maybe the best view from a bathroom I've ever seen?
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
This is maybe the best view from a bathroom I've ever seen?
I'm a werewolf but I just turn into a dachshund who thinks they want a little stroll but then my feet get a tiny bit wet and I go back home
I’m a werewolf but I just turn into a dachshund and go for a little stroll
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm a werewolf but I just turn into a dachshund who thinks they want a little stroll but then my feet get a tiny bit wet and I go back home
Are there a lot of countries out there looking for someone with exciting new developments in trash cans?
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Are there a lot of countries out there looking for someone with exciting new developments in trash cans?
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lee pace at the premiere of THE RUNNING MAN
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
lee pace at the premiere of THE RUNNING MAN
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
@gastronauts.bsky.social actual space episode when?
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@gastronauts.bsky.social actual space episode when?