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He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post.
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We're watching a Norwegian show with a major scifi concept (people keep showing up from the past) and the thing I'm unable to get past is that a character says

We have credit cards in beefcode, too

Absolutely no clue what the fuck beefcode is. Not a show reference. A mistranslation? Help!
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The first presidential candidate who pledges to stop Ryan Murphy has my vote
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Nothing shatters the theory of mind/body dualism like going for a little walk
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
February 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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This is a marvelous example of whimsy and craftsmanship! A rare Greek askos, made in the shape of a lobster claw. 🦞
Dating back to approximately 450 BC, the vessel was used to hold perfumed oil.

📷 Antikensammlung Kassel

#archaeology 🏺
February 15, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
February 14, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This is the funniest way a right-wing racist chud has ever described Portland. I guess we truly are the City That Works
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Happy #FridaytheThirteenth ! The only official and accurate picture of the Friday Thirteenth Jinx.
( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Just got an interesting idea about what the King in Yellow's tattered robe is made from.
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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Come at me bro. I’m in Carcosa.
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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Bag holders can, should, must, and will short the moon
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
rose.systems/animalist

104 animals listed
🐈‍⬛🐶🐇🦜🐧🐦🦘🐍🐍🐍🐦🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦🐦🐦🦎🦎🐯𓃬🐻🐻🐻‍❄️🐼🦎🐦🐦🦔🐳🫍🐋🦍🧑‍🌾🐦🦙🐎🐐𓃘🦪🦭🐦🐦🦥🦊🦊🐺🦛🦏🦇🦇🦖🦈🦈🦈𓆉🐋🦌🦌🦌🐍🐌🐦🦅🦅🕊️🐦
list animals until failure
hot new brain workout
rose.systems
February 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
More than two people have died as a result, but I have to give Le Monde credit for knowing St Paul exists at least.
How Trump's withdrawal from Minneapolis is being covered abroad.

In Le Monde, the lead French daily, the homepage article starts with:

"Two people dead, thousands arrested, two cities shaken, and Donald Trump defeated."

www.lemonde.fr/internationa...
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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To prison.
Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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elf after elf after elf in LotR but not a single zwölf
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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the burden of proof is on the mother-fucker asserting something.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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guy who has only seen boss baby and has been shot in the gut during a heist gone awry: oooohhhhh…aaaaaagh…they’ve killed me. this is just like the wikipedia entry for reservoir dogs
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Once again thinking about columbo villains dot com, the only website where you can buy throw pillows and t-shirt dresses with the pictures and last words of the villain from every episode of Columbo
October 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM