Beautiful, Conflicted Vegetable Man
@toomanymonkeys.bsky.social
He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post.
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True love is agreeing to have the dumbest cameo in your husband's movie
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
True love is agreeing to have the dumbest cameo in your husband's movie
"You only need to believe for the length of the ritual"
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"You only need to believe for the length of the ritual"
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
Love this as a defense of the NYT's behavior re:Trump. No no, it's not journalistic malpractice, because the paper KNEW that there was a connection between a presidential candidate and a convicted sex trafficker.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
They knew Trump and Epstein had a relationship. That wasnt a secret. Haven’t seen anything in the Landon exchanges that does much to advance anything specific. Seems like an incredibly minor plot point, even by last 12 hours standard.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Love this as a defense of the NYT's behavior re:Trump. No no, it's not journalistic malpractice, because the paper KNEW that there was a connection between a presidential candidate and a convicted sex trafficker.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
A friend of mine on college graduation weekend dove into a fountain and colided face-first with a sprinkler immediately.
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A friend of mine on college graduation weekend dove into a fountain and colided face-first with a sprinkler immediately.
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Even when you try and apply a lot of attributes to games you can end up in trouble
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
I'm a "metroidbrainia" defender, but I agree with this thesis. These games don't all belong in the same bag, and the more granular the genres can get, the easier it'll be to find and make more!
Humanity is so bad at genre names, though. Books have an entire category just called "fiction" ffs
Humanity is so bad at genre names, though. Books have an entire category just called "fiction" ffs
azhdarchid.com/against-metr...
I really do hate the term 'metroidbrania'. I think so do many of you. Let's nip it in the bud before it becomes something people are financially invested in.
I really do hate the term 'metroidbrania'. I think so do many of you. Let's nip it in the bud before it becomes something people are financially invested in.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Even when you try and apply a lot of attributes to games you can end up in trouble
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
Black coat white collar black hat Celibate yeah...
The Pope's a timebomb
The Pope's a timebomb
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Black coat white collar black hat Celibate yeah...
The Pope's a timebomb
The Pope's a timebomb
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I know it's always been the same fucking guys but it's ALL THE SAME FUCKING GUYS
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I know it's always been the same fucking guys but it's ALL THE SAME FUCKING GUYS
It's truly hard to overstate how much the NYT has fucked this whole country.
Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's truly hard to overstate how much the NYT has fucked this whole country.
The email with Epstein where they discuss all the ways they can "hang" Trump just feels too on-the-nose as a set up in fiction.
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The email with Epstein where they discuss all the ways they can "hang" Trump just feels too on-the-nose as a set up in fiction.
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POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
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learned hamburger helplessness
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
learned hamburger helplessness
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
I'm so sick of feeling like we have no recourse but to live with another three years of President Child Rapist
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm so sick of feeling like we have no recourse but to live with another three years of President Child Rapist
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I used to be stuck in an endless cycle of life, death and rebirth. I still am, but I used to be too
In samsara, wheel reinvents you
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I used to be stuck in an endless cycle of life, death and rebirth. I still am, but I used to be too
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Final panel in this one is maybe the most extreme physical reaction I’ve had to Swan Boy yet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Final panel in this one is maybe the most extreme physical reaction I’ve had to Swan Boy yet.
Red sky at night, poster's delight
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Red sky at night, poster's delight
I literally can't think of a movie or show that Tim Blake Nelson doesn't elevate. Even the Hulk, which I found thoroughly unengaging, was joyful when TBN shows up to be Horny About Hulks
god I love The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, I love the titular first short, Tim Blake Nelson as the cheeriest psychopath is so goddamn funny
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I literally can't think of a movie or show that Tim Blake Nelson doesn't elevate. Even the Hulk, which I found thoroughly unengaging, was joyful when TBN shows up to be Horny About Hulks
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
Fuck, I had given up hope on a season 2 of this, I must have missed the renewal notice. So excited! Go watch Deadloch!
🚨Deadloch heads: S2 of the Aussie crime satire/drama (it's good!) arrives on Amazon Prime March 20. Many chaotic Aussie weirdos return/debut. But HEADS UP they have added a Hemsworth (Luke)! This is not a drill! Kudos to the hair & costume team for this whole deal. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fuck, I had given up hope on a season 2 of this, I must have missed the renewal notice. So excited! Go watch Deadloch!
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
November 14, 2024 at 7:19 PM
The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
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