toilet bones
@toiletbones.bsky.social
highly motivated and experienced technology leader with a passion for diarrhea
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As penance for my actions, please accept these words, which I think we all agree speak louder
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
As penance for my actions, please accept these words, which I think we all agree speak louder
excited to announce that larry summers has retained my services as a crisis management consultant and i've convinced him that the only way out of this situation is to write and perform a really heartfelt rap that apologizes for and explains his extensive email correspondence with jeffrey epstein
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
excited to announce that larry summers has retained my services as a crisis management consultant and i've convinced him that the only way out of this situation is to write and perform a really heartfelt rap that apologizes for and explains his extensive email correspondence with jeffrey epstein
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slump baked alone in an iron pan
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
okay. so there are often a few dessert recipes that share things (type of dish; fruit) in common but this is really kicked up for fall. just about everything that isn’t pumpkin is apple or pear & one of the variety of “baked fruit w/ starch on top”, to the point where they offer a guide to the types
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
slump baked alone in an iron pan
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
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looked it up when I got home and apparently this is some kind of art space but
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
looked it up when I got home and apparently this is some kind of art space but
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
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one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
i appreciate how i can't think of a time when i knew who larry summers was and didn't think he was a piece of shit, and apparently my only mistake was that i didn't think he was a big enough piece of shit
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i appreciate how i can't think of a time when i knew who larry summers was and didn't think he was a piece of shit, and apparently my only mistake was that i didn't think he was a big enough piece of shit
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
i love how onedrive just grabbed a bunch of random files off my computer like three years ago and every now and then it sends me an email like HERE ARE UR MEMORIES OF EDITS OF A STOCK PHOTO MAN VAPING REALLY HARD
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i love how onedrive just grabbed a bunch of random files off my computer like three years ago and every now and then it sends me an email like HERE ARE UR MEMORIES OF EDITS OF A STOCK PHOTO MAN VAPING REALLY HARD
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sound up for this one please
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
sound up for this one please
Say what you will about Andrew Cuomo as a ghoulish, power hungry, socially repellent, disgraced sex pest, but since he said "disgraziato" in the debate, I've been having a lot of fun saying it. Maybe uhh that's the real election.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Say what you will about Andrew Cuomo as a ghoulish, power hungry, socially repellent, disgraced sex pest, but since he said "disgraziato" in the debate, I've been having a lot of fun saying it. Maybe uhh that's the real election.
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Found a guy on Threads
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Found a guy on Threads
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alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
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i like
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
Some traveller once told me
He's from a land so old he
Saw a pair of vast and trunkless legs
Near them on the sand
An expression of command
The sneering visage on a half-sunk head
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Lone level sands to horizon running
He's from a land so old he
Saw a pair of vast and trunkless legs
Near them on the sand
An expression of command
The sneering visage on a half-sunk head
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Lone level sands to horizon running
my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i like
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
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telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
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When I see a weird guy being pedantic, I sometimes like to annoy them by also being pedantic and dismissive because they seem to handle this worse than if I were just calling them names.
not to interrupt you talking to yourself and do not mistake this for a substantive interest in what you're saying, but i feel like "premised on the concept" is weird phrasing here because it's not a concept that they're being paid whatever, it's a premise.
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When I see a weird guy being pedantic, I sometimes like to annoy them by also being pedantic and dismissive because they seem to handle this worse than if I were just calling them names.
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art