toilet bones
@toiletbones.bsky.social
highly motivated and experienced technology leader with a passion for diarrhea
another good one, here are screenshots from the 1968-1969 codebook for detailed mortality statistics in the US
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
another good one, here are screenshots from the 1968-1969 codebook for detailed mortality statistics in the US
if i click through it, it gives me a slideshow that also includes the box art for the original NES Mega Man
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
if i click through it, it gives me a slideshow that also includes the box art for the original NES Mega Man
i love how onedrive just grabbed a bunch of random files off my computer like three years ago and every now and then it sends me an email like HERE ARE UR MEMORIES OF EDITS OF A STOCK PHOTO MAN VAPING REALLY HARD
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i love how onedrive just grabbed a bunch of random files off my computer like three years ago and every now and then it sends me an email like HERE ARE UR MEMORIES OF EDITS OF A STOCK PHOTO MAN VAPING REALLY HARD
I was like okay time to remember this is a thing before I'm like wow why am I so depressed
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I was like okay time to remember this is a thing before I'm like wow why am I so depressed
And he is entirely committed to the bit
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And he is entirely committed to the bit
hello i am john business, i put piss in my brain to reverse aging. would u like to buy a piss?
October 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
hello i am john business, i put piss in my brain to reverse aging. would u like to buy a piss?
Tony Shalhoub is Rudolph Otto in The Numinous
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tony Shalhoub is Rudolph Otto in The Numinous
it has a little bit of this guy, too
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
it has a little bit of this guy, too
when you've got the perfect joke and you just need to name search for nearly year old posts to drop it on
August 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
when you've got the perfect joke and you just need to name search for nearly year old posts to drop it on
are you sure you read it? because there's literally a fucking subheading that answers your question
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
are you sure you read it? because there's literally a fucking subheading that answers your question
I made this when my phone autocorrected Cuomo to cumpump.
August 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I made this when my phone autocorrected Cuomo to cumpump.
Presumably this is some sort of bot in service of something at least scam-adjacent, but it would also be incredibly funny if someone wanted to use one of my pictures as inspiration.
August 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Presumably this is some sort of bot in service of something at least scam-adjacent, but it would also be incredibly funny if someone wanted to use one of my pictures as inspiration.
pls forward this to my priority email address for very important posts
August 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
pls forward this to my priority email address for very important posts
figuring out that the kidney food that my nearly 20 year old cat most prefers is "stew" style has been great for everyone involved: she is excited to eat stew and i get to say the word stew a lot. i call her stew cat, i refer to her food exclusively as stew, etc. it's a lot of fun.
August 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
figuring out that the kidney food that my nearly 20 year old cat most prefers is "stew" style has been great for everyone involved: she is excited to eat stew and i get to say the word stew a lot. i call her stew cat, i refer to her food exclusively as stew, etc. it's a lot of fun.
solemnly updating my most respectful meme
July 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
solemnly updating my most respectful meme
only on FuckTok (for sex) (adult version)
July 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
only on FuckTok (for sex) (adult version)
i feel like the worst one is onedrive because before i deleted it entirely it would just grab random folders and disappear them into the cloud without telling me, which is great when it decides that a venv folder should disappear into the cloud and take all my project's dependencies with it
July 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i feel like the worst one is onedrive because before i deleted it entirely it would just grab random folders and disappear them into the cloud without telling me, which is great when it decides that a venv folder should disappear into the cloud and take all my project's dependencies with it
