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the boys in the bright white clown car
@thunderbutt.bsky.social
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I ride bikes and do law. Got a pretty big butt.
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maplecocaine.bsky.social
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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lizzslockeroom.bsky.social
A masterclass in acting as Senator Clay Davis...

Rest easy, Isiah Whitlock Jr. 🙏🏾🕊💙
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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gregbrown.bsky.social
car dealership should go straight to jail
Car dealership Instagram reel boasting about selling a 2023 Mercedes c300 for only $5000 down… but the buyers will be paying $972 a month for the next 184 months! Over fifteen year car note, and they’ll end up paying over $180,000 for a used car that is usually under $60k new.
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
(wearing quite a large hat) Future’s made of virtual insanity, now
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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danglinghemmie.bsky.social
you, an idiot: we should have universal health care

me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Nov 6
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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theonion.com
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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wired.com
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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critcrim.bsky.social
Surrey Police killed a woman this morning. The second woman they've killed with a cop car this month.

Surrey Police Service Strike and Kill Woman with Police Vehicle (December 25, 2025) killercopscanada.wordpress.com/2025/12/26/s...
Surrey Police Service Strike and Kill Woman with Police Vehicle (December 25, 2025)
Surrey Police Service (SPS) officers struck and killed a woman with their vehicle in the morning of December 25, 2025. The killing happened at the Chevron station at 132 Street and 108 Avenue in th…
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December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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visionzerovancouver.ca
Genuinely asking reporters to read our style guide, language makes a difference

visionzerovancouver.ca/media-style-...
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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pjnewwest.bsky.social
An (embarrassing) mastery of the passive voice, here.
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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cloverjag.bsky.social
“Lie I will not. Uncomfortable this makes me.”
Han and Luke are eating a giant gingerbread cookie shaped like Yoda’s head. Yoda looks on. #toyphoto
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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louisevans.bsky.social
“we haven’t built new battleships in 80 years” oh word what happened to them.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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sky.skymarchini.net
“Like prime, but with human beings”
A box car used in the holocaust to transport human beings to the camps.
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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katie.bzky.team
book is absolutely lovely so far, but this little section stood out to me.

"Drivers and pedestrians said they typically broke laws to save time. Cyclists, however, said they typically broke laws to stay safe."

ridiculously true. at no point on my bike do i think about The Law. i think about safety
After surveying nearly eighteen thousand people in seventy-three countries, they found that 100 percent of respondents admitted to breaking the law while driving, walking, or cycling. Where things differed was in the reasons various road users gave for flouting the rules. Drivers and pedestrians said they typically broke laws to save time. Cyclists, however, said they typically broke laws to stay safe, doing things like riding on the sidewalk to avoid mixing it up on a dangerous road with cars and trucks. Cyclists also said they broke laws to save energy-rolling through a stop sign, for instance, to avoid having to start pedaling again from a dead standstill. The re-searchers said that while such behavior was technically illegal, "most bicyclists can generally be described as rational individuals trying to function safely and efficiently given the context and norms of where they live and the transportation system put in front of them."
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
[throwing $100 bill into a wishing well] i wish i was good with money
March 25, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
imagine giving a newborn baby gold and the next guy’s present is a drum solo
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
thunderbutt.bsky.social
Anymore? How long was I napping?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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diamondcrevasse.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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seancasten.bsky.social
This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
thunderbutt.bsky.social
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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mikepmoffatt.bsky.social
New piece! For the second time in three years, Metro Vancouver has raised development charges just after another level of government lowered taxes on new housing, capturing the savings instead of lowering total costs.

Read Metro Van Strikes Again here: www.missingmiddleini...
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM