Will Bryant
@thewillbryant.bsky.social
Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer 😹😹
January 18, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer 😹😹
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I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details.
January 17, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details.
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Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze
August 22, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze
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He looks like a Gary Larson drawing.
August 15, 2023 at 11:00 AM
He looks like a Gary Larson drawing.
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God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.
July 25, 2023 at 5:50 PM
God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.
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Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings.
In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
August 5, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings.
In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
These too. All going to be used in Teams meetings. Hopefully no one British in HR
He’s popped his clogs.
A bit Butlins.
Put wood in t’ole.
Lairy as a wardrobe of ties.
A bit Butlins.
Put wood in t’ole.
Lairy as a wardrobe of ties.
August 5, 2023 at 3:23 PM
These too. All going to be used in Teams meetings. Hopefully no one British in HR
I only get two of these but I’m going to use the others in work meetings over the next two weeks, look out
I'm a Brit who converses with a lot of Americans. Some of the ones I've had to explain are:
Not a scooby
Have a gander
Take a butchers at this
Pilfer
Nab that
Oit
Al'right (as in the greeting, not asking them if they're ok)
Not a scooby
Have a gander
Take a butchers at this
Pilfer
Nab that
Oit
Al'right (as in the greeting, not asking them if they're ok)
August 5, 2023 at 3:21 PM
I only get two of these but I’m going to use the others in work meetings over the next two weeks, look out
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The only thing that can stop the west Nile virus is the east Nile virus.
August 1, 2023 at 1:19 AM
The only thing that can stop the west Nile virus is the east Nile virus.
If you’re a man and you learn to fly away and learn to live so free, you should go from Mr. To Mr. Mister.
if you're a man and you get married you should go from Mr. to Mrr.
August 3, 2023 at 2:12 PM
If you’re a man and you learn to fly away and learn to live so free, you should go from Mr. To Mr. Mister.
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GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.
August 2, 2023 at 1:16 PM
GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.
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Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
August 1, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
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🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
August 1, 2023 at 9:43 PM
🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
If this is how we’re playing, let’s go on and allow guns at the NRA convention, GOP convention, and hell, Supreme Court proceedings. 🙄
Why the Nation’s Gun Laws Are in Chaos
Judges clash over history a year after Supreme Court upended how courts decide Second Amendment cases—‘the whole thing puzzles me’
www.wsj.com
August 1, 2023 at 2:11 PM
If this is how we’re playing, let’s go on and allow guns at the NRA convention, GOP convention, and hell, Supreme Court proceedings. 🙄
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im no expert but im pretty sure that's fucking stupid!
July 6, 2023 at 1:20 AM
im no expert but im pretty sure that's fucking stupid!
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Hey, hello! I’m new to bluesky but I’m Nicole, I’m an illustrator. You can see more of my stuff at nicolerifkin.com 💚
July 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Hey, hello! I’m new to bluesky but I’m Nicole, I’m an illustrator. You can see more of my stuff at nicolerifkin.com 💚
Would like to reskeet @npr.org but they haven’t started posting yet, so here’s a link to this. Devastating. https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/07/04/1185904719/texas-abortion-bans-dobbs-fetal-anomaly
July 5, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Would like to reskeet @npr.org but they haven’t started posting yet, so here’s a link to this. Devastating. https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/07/04/1185904719/texas-abortion-bans-dobbs-fetal-anomaly
Yay! Carolyn is here!
It currently feels like 109° in New Orleans. I just need milk, but I’m going to Costco so I can go hang out in the milk room for a few minutes.
July 5, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Yay! Carolyn is here!
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
July 3, 2023 at 5:00 AM
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
Jesus of Tenenbaum
June 25, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Jesus of Tenenbaum
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
June 22, 2023 at 5:22 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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Last year Musk tweeted, “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means.” But this week, he suspended ardent critic PlainSite founder Aaron Greenspan-- https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-led-twitter-suspended-plainsite-a-prominent-tesla-critic.html
Twitter has suspended the accounts of a prominent Tesla and Elon Musk critic, PlainSite founder Aaro...
Before he bought Twitter, Musk remarked, "I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means."
www.cnbc.com
June 15, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Last year Musk tweeted, “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means.” But this week, he suspended ardent critic PlainSite founder Aaron Greenspan-- https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-led-twitter-suspended-plainsite-a-prominent-tesla-critic.html
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“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B
June 16, 2023 at 12:10 AM
“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B
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ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers
June 13, 2023 at 12:52 AM
ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers