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Will Bryant
@thewillbryant.bsky.social
Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
It’s “represent a seven-gauge” this is a fundamental principle of stand-your-ground era southern law
September 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Actually, why not the New Yorker. But yeah.
January 18, 2024 at 6:45 AM
January 18, 2024 at 6:44 AM
(Cough) AOL Time Warner
January 18, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Yes, and the original photo comes from her Twitter. The bottom half is AI generated
August 16, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.
July 25, 2023 at 5:50 PM
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Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings.

In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
August 5, 2023 at 2:27 PM
It’s kind of like how Irish people refer to the pope as His Holiness and Brits refer to the same as that daft wanker in a benders titfer
August 5, 2023 at 3:36 PM
I’m come a cropper on it
August 5, 2023 at 3:29 PM
My British slang knowledge is entirely from reading old NMEs, Streets LPs, 90s indie flicks and the occasional Mayfair so just tell me: is it pronounced “shite” like “height”? Or is it just an amusing way of misspelling for print…
August 5, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Let me guess, instead of using a debit card at the grocery store they paid by
August 5, 2023 at 3:18 PM
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GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.
August 2, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Hey moon you old af you’re almost completely grey 🤷🏻‍♂️
August 2, 2023 at 5:52 AM
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Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
August 1, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
August 1, 2023 at 9:43 PM
🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
August 1, 2023 at 9:43 PM