Fancycwabs
@fancycwabs.bsky.social
Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
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"These actions constitute an illegal one-person boycott that infringes on our client Elon Musk's constitutional right to free speech, as well as his right to monetize that speech in several ways, and has caused him irreparable harm."
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Hey guys, here’s a little something I wrote:
This guy looks like his parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents were all first cousins. Also, he was bonked on the head by a coconut.
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This guy looks like his parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents were all first cousins. Also, he was bonked on the head by a coconut.
If your podcast goes video-only, I’ll consume it the same way I currently consume your audio podcasts: While driving on the interstate.
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If your podcast goes video-only, I’ll consume it the same way I currently consume your audio podcasts: While driving on the interstate.
If you’re here looking for a philosophical discussion of British empiricism, there’s a good chance you’re Humescrolling.
If you are here looking for a burial plot, that's called "tombscrolling" 🪦
If you are here looking for love, that’s called “groomscrolling”
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you’re here looking for a philosophical discussion of British empiricism, there’s a good chance you’re Humescrolling.
To date, you I haven’t found an instance where you can’t replace the word “Heritage” (used as an adjective, capitalized) with “racist.”
What if welcoming newcomers *is* its way of life and story as a people? Huh? What then, bucko?
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
To date, you I haven’t found an instance where you can’t replace the word “Heritage” (used as an adjective, capitalized) with “racist.”
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek / Spinal Tap crossover themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
Eleven Forward.
What are you calling it?
Eleven Forward.
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
Strange New Worlds
or
Q's Sweet Dream Featuring Cellular Peptide Cake with Mint Frosting and Ketracel-White
what are you calling it?
Strange New Worlds
or
Q's Sweet Dream Featuring Cellular Peptide Cake with Mint Frosting and Ketracel-White
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek / Spinal Tap crossover themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
Eleven Forward.
What are you calling it?
Eleven Forward.
Is it weird that a lot of the behaviors described in The Epstein files match the sort of “rich guys feel entitled to freaky sex” in Lee Beaman’s divorce documents? 🦞
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is it weird that a lot of the behaviors described in The Epstein files match the sort of “rich guys feel entitled to freaky sex” in Lee Beaman’s divorce documents? 🦞
After getting his flu and Covid shots today my 9-year-old protested that he’d rather get sick and die than have another shot, and I’m wondering how I gave birth to RFK Jr.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
After getting his flu and Covid shots today my 9-year-old protested that he’d rather get sick and die than have another shot, and I’m wondering how I gave birth to RFK Jr.
Were there no writers who don’t primarily write for the Epoch Times available, @startribune.com ? I know lots of writers besides myself who’d don’t write for Falun Gong who’d be happy to be paid for content.
@startribune.com finally stands up for the truly forgotten! White men! Can't make this shit up
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Opinion | You can’t be diverse if you exclude white men
Those year-end book lists that claim to be all about diversity often seem to miss this one major demographic, Annie Holmquist writes.
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December 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Were there no writers who don’t primarily write for the Epoch Times available, @startribune.com ? I know lots of writers besides myself who’d don’t write for Falun Gong who’d be happy to be paid for content.
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The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting
Tellingly, Cuban has limited replies to this to people who follow him, which would be self-selecting for sycophants. And even then the number of people saying “masterful gambit, sir” is pretty limited compared to the robots on Twitter.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Tellingly, Cuban has limited replies to this to people who follow him, which would be self-selecting for sycophants. And even then the number of people saying “masterful gambit, sir” is pretty limited compared to the robots on Twitter.
Somebody needs to tell my employer.
That’s not how GDP works. But it is how propaganda works.
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Somebody needs to tell my employer.
Your periodic reminder that if you have 80,000 people in a warehouse you’ve to feed 80,000 people, at a cost of roughly $300M a year, and those people aren’t paying taxes, which would come out to over $1B a year easily. Plus guards etc etc. So Billions annually for no benefit to society.
“.. We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE acting director Todd M. Lyons said .. as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”
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December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Your periodic reminder that if you have 80,000 people in a warehouse you’ve to feed 80,000 people, at a cost of roughly $300M a year, and those people aren’t paying taxes, which would come out to over $1B a year easily. Plus guards etc etc. So Billions annually for no benefit to society.
I’m not saying the Epstein-Nassar letter is real, I’m saying that if it’s fake then whatever happened to bring it into existence is straight-up bonkers.
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m not saying the Epstein-Nassar letter is real, I’m saying that if it’s fake then whatever happened to bring it into existence is straight-up bonkers.
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“Stephen Miller is a sexual matador, in that the cruelty of the act is the thing that motivates him to perform it.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“Stephen Miller is a sexual matador, in that the cruelty of the act is the thing that motivates him to perform it.”
Given Strategic Hospitality’s restaurant model I’m not sure I’m down for a $140 flight of chicken fingers.
I just got a text that Dalt’s is coming back!
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Given Strategic Hospitality’s restaurant model I’m not sure I’m down for a $140 flight of chicken fingers.
One presumes the pirated 60 Minutes story on the concentration camps has been viewed more times than their "Barbara Walters Special" interview with Erika Kirk.
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One presumes the pirated 60 Minutes story on the concentration camps has been viewed more times than their "Barbara Walters Special" interview with Erika Kirk.
At this point DJT could receive a blowjob from a teenager onstage at one of his rallies and I don’t think it would move the needle.
The thing that *will* move the needle is republicans, like Ted Cruz, abandon and denouncing him.
The thing that *will* move the needle is republicans, like Ted Cruz, abandon and denouncing him.
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
At this point DJT could receive a blowjob from a teenager onstage at one of his rallies and I don’t think it would move the needle.
The thing that *will* move the needle is republicans, like Ted Cruz, abandon and denouncing him.
The thing that *will* move the needle is republicans, like Ted Cruz, abandon and denouncing him.
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Can’t destroy your journalistic credibility if you never had journalistic credibility to begin with, right Bari?
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Can’t destroy your journalistic credibility if you never had journalistic credibility to begin with, right Bari?
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Reminder that in June, 2016, a suit (w/witnesses) was filed against Trump re: his repeated raping of a 13 year-old child at an Epstein party.
(She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.)
We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.
(She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.)
We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.
Attorney: Donald Trump Will Have To Answer Teen's Rape Accusation In Court
A woman claims Trump raped her at a party in 1994 when she was just 13 years old.
www.buzzfeednews.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reminder that in June, 2016, a suit (w/witnesses) was filed against Trump re: his repeated raping of a 13 year-old child at an Epstein party.
(She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.)
We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.
(She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.)
We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.
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This is the president of the United States.
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is the president of the United States.
Now we get to see if any journalist at all thought to download the whole thing so they can quickly identify what’s been removed after the fact.
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Now we get to see if any journalist at all thought to download the whole thing so they can quickly identify what’s been removed after the fact.