Fancycwabs
@fancycwabs.bsky.social
Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
Well, that didn’t take long:
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well, that didn’t take long:
The 2025 Walmart "Thanksgiving Dinner" expects you to feed ten people with a single can of green beans and a single can of corn, whereas the 2024 version has at least twice that, plus sweet potatoes, pecan pie, and corn muffins.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The 2025 Walmart "Thanksgiving Dinner" expects you to feed ten people with a single can of green beans and a single can of corn, whereas the 2024 version has at least twice that, plus sweet potatoes, pecan pie, and corn muffins.
But there seems to be significant overlap between the Republican candidate and this dude:
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
But there seems to be significant overlap between the Republican candidate and this dude:
The set they have now doesn’t have as many knives, but is still a good deal:
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The set they have now doesn’t have as many knives, but is still a good deal:
- A congressman who's most noted for covering up 20 years of sexual abuse at Ohio State,
- This dude:
- This dude:
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
- A congressman who's most noted for covering up 20 years of sexual abuse at Ohio State,
- This dude:
- This dude:
Someone unwrapped these, I’m afraid.
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Someone unwrapped these, I’m afraid.
Next time you’re in Nashville check to see if Bill’s Sandwich Palace can hook you up. It’s not a pure version, but still:
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Next time you’re in Nashville check to see if Bill’s Sandwich Palace can hook you up. It’s not a pure version, but still:
To be fair, I’ve gotten text messages asking me to pay for it. Fucking democrats.
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
To be fair, I’ve gotten text messages asking me to pay for it. Fucking democrats.
Given the astroturf nature of the Tea Party protests and the Jan 6 insurrection, I can see why the right wing would believe that.
HOWEVER: the fact that I have a string of text messages begging me for money for the No Kings protest doesn’t help our case.
HOWEVER: the fact that I have a string of text messages begging me for money for the No Kings protest doesn’t help our case.
October 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Given the astroturf nature of the Tea Party protests and the Jan 6 insurrection, I can see why the right wing would believe that.
HOWEVER: the fact that I have a string of text messages begging me for money for the No Kings protest doesn’t help our case.
HOWEVER: the fact that I have a string of text messages begging me for money for the No Kings protest doesn’t help our case.
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Sometimes the phrase “Tron: Aries” pops into your head and you’ve got to get something out despite your lack of available tools or artistic talent.
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sometimes the phrase “Tron: Aries” pops into your head and you’ve got to get something out despite your lack of available tools or artistic talent.
Bari Weiss hasn’t even been the head of CBS News for a day and already they’re trying to deflect from talking about Epstein.
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Bari Weiss hasn’t even been the head of CBS News for a day and already they’re trying to deflect from talking about Epstein.
“He’s a sexual matador, in that he has to stop to consult a map and yell ‘stop steaming up my tail!’”
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“He’s a sexual matador, in that he has to stop to consult a map and yell ‘stop steaming up my tail!’”
Melania definitely gonna get that magic guitar from Kubo.
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Melania definitely gonna get that magic guitar from Kubo.
My kid hates it when I rename my Pokémon, but sometimes you have an excess of one species.
September 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My kid hates it when I rename my Pokémon, but sometimes you have an excess of one species.
At least he offers plausible explanations for his absence:
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
At least he offers plausible explanations for his absence:
Well that explains it.
August 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well that explains it.
