Will Bryant
@thewillbryant.bsky.social
Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
Yes, and the original photo comes from her Twitter. The bottom half is AI generated
August 16, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Yes, and the original photo comes from her Twitter. The bottom half is AI generated
🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
August 1, 2023 at 9:43 PM
🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
July 3, 2023 at 5:00 AM
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
Jesus of Tenenbaum
June 25, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Jesus of Tenenbaum
Boxcar Willie, duh!
June 12, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Boxcar Willie, duh!
Honestly though this looks a little bit better than my kids last recital
June 10, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Honestly though this looks a little bit better than my kids last recital
I think this truck has finally provided me with my highly anticipated yet oft-delayed rap name
June 8, 2023 at 11:01 PM
I think this truck has finally provided me with my highly anticipated yet oft-delayed rap name
When you pour milk on it you get five more boxes, also the boxes are evil
June 8, 2023 at 4:02 AM
When you pour milk on it you get five more boxes, also the boxes are evil
Carmela! Get in here, look at this shit
June 8, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Carmela! Get in here, look at this shit
YESSSSSS that one really sneaks up on you because why does that song exist 😹😹😹
June 6, 2023 at 4:21 AM
YESSSSSS that one really sneaks up on you because why does that song exist 😹😹😹
We’re beaten and blown by the wind
June 6, 2023 at 4:17 AM
We’re beaten and blown by the wind
Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs. the one you feel like you became
May 30, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs. the one you feel like you became
Food writer Hank Hill
May 27, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Food writer Hank Hill
OK but I feel like Jeremy Irons could be worked into this business plan somewhere
May 25, 2023 at 11:34 PM
OK but I feel like Jeremy Irons could be worked into this business plan somewhere
Bittersweet end of days on the bird app
May 25, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Bittersweet end of days on the bird app
Big Raisin lobbyists at work in the halls of power
May 25, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Big Raisin lobbyists at work in the halls of power
Musk needs to name his next kid Hubris 😹😹😹
May 25, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Musk needs to name his next kid Hubris 😹😹😹
But Faine, menus were like that all along…you just had to scan…
May 24, 2023 at 4:06 AM
But Faine, menus were like that all along…you just had to scan…
Another great early Pacino gem is Panic In Needle Park (1971) which is kind of a Leaving Las Vegas-on-heroin kind of love story. Screenplay by Joan Didion + John Gregory Dunne
May 23, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Another great early Pacino gem is Panic In Needle Park (1971) which is kind of a Leaving Las Vegas-on-heroin kind of love story. Screenplay by Joan Didion + John Gregory Dunne
Homicide, written + directed by David Mamet. The Spanish Prisoner, also written + directed by David Mamet.
May 23, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Homicide, written + directed by David Mamet. The Spanish Prisoner, also written + directed by David Mamet.
* while banging Meryl Streep the entire time
May 23, 2023 at 4:45 AM
* while banging Meryl Streep the entire time
It’s the mantra we all use during TM time on Bluesky. Close your eyes and say it with me. “Range error!”
(deep breath)
Exhale: “Maximum call stack size exceeded” (half the room says the alternate “native stack depth” simultaneously)
Once more.
(deep breath)
Exhale: “Maximum call stack size exceeded” (half the room says the alternate “native stack depth” simultaneously)
Once more.
May 23, 2023 at 3:39 AM
It’s the mantra we all use during TM time on Bluesky. Close your eyes and say it with me. “Range error!”
(deep breath)
Exhale: “Maximum call stack size exceeded” (half the room says the alternate “native stack depth” simultaneously)
Once more.
(deep breath)
Exhale: “Maximum call stack size exceeded” (half the room says the alternate “native stack depth” simultaneously)
Once more.
Colonel Sanders also released three Christmas albums from 1967 to 1969 on RCA. He did not sing on them — they were promotional LPs sold in Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants + featured RCA artists like Chet Atkins, Jim Reeves, Ed Ames, etc.🍗
May 19, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Colonel Sanders also released three Christmas albums from 1967 to 1969 on RCA. He did not sing on them — they were promotional LPs sold in Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants + featured RCA artists like Chet Atkins, Jim Reeves, Ed Ames, etc.🍗
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE
May 19, 2023 at 9:37 PM
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE