The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
@planetofthemoon.bsky.social
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
the moon causes all kinds of strange shadows
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
Reposted by The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.
'Astronomers' is an anagram for 'moon starers.'
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.
STILL WAITING.
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
STILL WAITING.
Goodnight moon. Goodnight other weirder smaller moon.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION]
whiteness is not so much a colour as the visible absence of colour
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
[FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION]
WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?
THE SEXUAL TENSION IS PALPABLE.
bane of my existence fuck the moon I don’t like her
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
THE SEXUAL TENSION IS PALPABLE.
COUNTERPROPOSAL: WHY DON’T WE JUST HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH PLANET EARTH SUCKS.
We should make them fight to determine which gets to be the final moon
Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
COUNTERPROPOSAL: WHY DON’T WE JUST HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH PLANET EARTH SUCKS.
LOBSTER AT MARKET PRICE. NO POINTS PROGRAMS FOR CREDIT CARDS. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED.
south pole of the moon...what's the restaurant scene there?
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
LOBSTER AT MARKET PRICE. NO POINTS PROGRAMS FOR CREDIT CARDS. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED.
Reposted by The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
She's a ten but she doesn't say mooooooon when there's a cool moon in the sky
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
She's a ten but she doesn't say mooooooon when there's a cool moon in the sky
CRIME CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE REARRANGED.
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
National Guard presence may deter crime, but experts warn of the long-term costs
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
n.pr
October 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
CRIME CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE REARRANGED.
AS AN HONORARY APE, JANE GOODALL IS ALLOWED INTO APE HEAVEN.
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
AS AN HONORARY APE, JANE GOODALL IS ALLOWED INTO APE HEAVEN.
THIS SOUNDS RIGHT.
Moon must be in Renegade tonight or whatever y’all be saying 🤣
September 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
THIS SOUNDS RIGHT.
Reposted by The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
nice
IF THERE IS ONE GOOD THING HUMANITY BRINGS TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM, IT’S BUTTS.
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
IF THERE IS ONE GOOD THING HUMANITY BRINGS TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM, IT’S BUTTS.
SAME, TBH.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
SAME, TBH.
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ACCURATE.
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
ACCURATE.
ACCURATE.
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
ACCURATE.
YOUR PLAYTHING IS NOW IN OUR CLUTCHES.
NASA confirms Moon landing by a private American spacecraft - Earth.com
https://www.earth.com/news/nasa-confirms-moon-landing-by-private-american-spacecraft-blue-ghost-1/
https://www.earth.com/news/nasa-confirms-moon-landing-by-private-american-spacecraft-blue-ghost-1/
NASA confirms Moon landing by a private American spacecraft
Firefly Aerospace's Blue Ghost mission successfully makes a Moon landing, marking a milestone for NASA and its commercial partners.
www.earth.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
YOUR PLAYTHING IS NOW IN OUR CLUTCHES.
THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING ANYONE’S SAID SINCE CHARLIE KIRK WAS ALIVE.
Ok PBS just let David Brooks say that his friends texted him “this is our George Floyd”
September 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING ANYONE’S SAID SINCE CHARLIE KIRK WAS ALIVE.
NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CENTRISTS. POST YOUR CENTRIST HOT TAKES. SECURE YOUR LEGACY IN THE CENTRIST HALL OF FAME.
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CENTRISTS. POST YOUR CENTRIST HOT TAKES. SECURE YOUR LEGACY IN THE CENTRIST HALL OF FAME.
CHARLIE KIRK DIED AS HE LIVED: GETTING SKEPTICS TO RECONSIDER THEIR STANCE ON GUNS.
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
CHARLIE KIRK DIED AS HE LIVED: GETTING SKEPTICS TO RECONSIDER THEIR STANCE ON GUNS.
