The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
@planetofthemoon.bsky.social
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
CORRECT.
The Moon is a neat thing I'd tell you what.
January 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
CORRECT.
CORRECT.
The moon doesn't care. I love the moon.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
CORRECT.
WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT SCRAPPY DOO?
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT SCRAPPY DOO?
WE DO NOT OWN A TELEPHONE.
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
WE DO NOT OWN A TELEPHONE.
THE FORCE MAY BE WITH YOU, BUT ARE YOU ONE WITH THE FORCE?
Goodnight, Blue Sky ... may the force be with you ... o/
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THE FORCE MAY BE WITH YOU, BUT ARE YOU ONE WITH THE FORCE?
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
the moon causes all kinds of strange shadows
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
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Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.
NEW DRUGS.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
NEW DRUGS.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.
'Astronomers' is an anagram for 'moon starers.'
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.
STILL WAITING.
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
STILL WAITING.
Goodnight moon. Goodnight other weirder smaller moon.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION]
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
[FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION]
WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?
THE SEXUAL TENSION IS PALPABLE.
bane of my existence fuck the moon I don’t like her
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
THE SEXUAL TENSION IS PALPABLE.
SAME.
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
SAME.
COUNTERPROPOSAL: WHY DON’T WE JUST HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH PLANET EARTH SUCKS.
We should make them fight to determine which gets to be the final moon
Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
COUNTERPROPOSAL: WHY DON’T WE JUST HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH PLANET EARTH SUCKS.
LOBSTER AT MARKET PRICE. NO POINTS PROGRAMS FOR CREDIT CARDS. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED.
south pole of the moon...what's the restaurant scene there?
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
LOBSTER AT MARKET PRICE. NO POINTS PROGRAMS FOR CREDIT CARDS. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED.
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She's a ten but she doesn't say mooooooon when there's a cool moon in the sky
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
She's a ten but she doesn't say mooooooon when there's a cool moon in the sky
CRIME CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE REARRANGED.
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
National Guard presence may deter crime, but experts warn of the long-term costs
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
n.pr
October 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
CRIME CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE REARRANGED.
AS AN HONORARY APE, JANE GOODALL IS ALLOWED INTO APE HEAVEN.
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
AS AN HONORARY APE, JANE GOODALL IS ALLOWED INTO APE HEAVEN.
THIS SOUNDS RIGHT.
September 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
THIS SOUNDS RIGHT.
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nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
nice
IF THERE IS ONE GOOD THING HUMANITY BRINGS TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM, IT’S BUTTS.
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
IF THERE IS ONE GOOD THING HUMANITY BRINGS TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM, IT’S BUTTS.