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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
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STILL WAITING.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON READY TO CATCH THAT BASEBALL ANY TIME.
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?
A VAGUELY SUGGESTIVE ILLUSTRATION OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON’S CORE.
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND A LITTLE ASTEROID BUDDY HANGING OUT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PLANET EARTH.
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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THE TOP PUBLIC HEALTH OFFICIAL OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SAYS:
August 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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GMORK SAYS TO ATREYU:
August 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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BLUESKY HAS A KERNING PROBLEM.
BLUESKY’S KERNING PROBLEM EXPOSED BY THE SPACELESS JUXTAPOSITION OF “L” AND “Y” AND THE COMICALLY LARGE GAP BETWEEN THEM.
August 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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“YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY”

NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING THE SAME WAY AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
PLANET EARTH AND EVERYONE ON IT IN THE SAME ORBIT AROUND THE SUN.
August 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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PEEKABOO, MOTHERFUCKER.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON STARING AT YOU THROUGH A HOLE IN THE TREES.
August 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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FIXED IT.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON, WITH PLANET EARTH CROPPED OUT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
July 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS GETTING HIGH.
July 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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THE DUDE IN A GROCERY STORE. SOMETIMES THERE’S A MAN.
July 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON APPRECIATING THE POST BELOW.
June 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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A PLANET OF MORONS. TEXT READS “FUCKOS.”
June 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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MERRIAM-WEBSTER DOES NOT TAKE WEREWOLVES SERIOUSLY.
MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S DEMEANING DEFINITION OF LYCANTHROPY: lycanthropy noun ly·​can·​thro·​py lī-ˈkan(t)-thrə-pē 1 : a delusion that one has become a wolf 2 : the assumption of the form and characteristics of a wolf held to be possible by witchcraft or magic
May 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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CHEWBACCA DELIVERS THE WEATHER REPORT.
May 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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GOD WAS LIKE, “LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!”
THE RALLY MONKEY HONKIN’ A SAX.
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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ALIGNMENT LOCKED IN, EVERYBODY ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.
SOVEREIGN PLANETS ALIGNED. (PLANET EARTH IS ALSO IN THE PHOTO IN THE FOREGROUND.) 📸 REN THEELEN
March 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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BOB HOSKINS’S PERFORMANCE AS EDDIE VALIANT IN “WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?” IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCES BY AN ACTOR. IT IS PRETTY GOOD FOR A MALE ACTOR.
EDDIE VALIANT AND JESSICA RABBIT.
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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WERNER HERZOG SAYS:
January 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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WERNER HERZOG SAYS:
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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BEFORE OR AFTER?
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON SMOKING A CIGARETTE AFTER.
January 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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TIM CURRY IN “CLUE” ISSUING A COMMAND.
December 18, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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IN THEIR DEFENSE, THE PANTONE PEOPLE DO NOT LIVE ON PLANET EARTH. THEIR “GLOBAL MOOD OF CONNECTION, COMFORT, AND HARMONY” REFERS TO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
THE TEXT, WHICH IS LAUGHABLE, READS: Capturing a Global Mood of Connection, Comfort, and Harmony The Pantone Color of the Year program engages the design community and colour enthusiasts in a conversation around colour, highlighting the relationship between colour and culture. Pantone selects a colour each year that captures the global zeitgeist—the Color of the Year express a global mood and an attitude, reflecting collective desire in the form of a single, distinct hue. For 2025, the Pantone Color Institute selects PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse, a warming, brown hue imbued with richness. It nurtures us with its suggestion of the delectable qualities of chocolate and coffee, answering our desire for comfort.
December 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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YOUR COLOR OF THE YEAR FOR 2025 IS SHIT BROWN, WHICH MATCHES THE ZEITGEIST PERFECTLY. EXCELLENT CHOICE.
A FANCY BOWL OF EDIBLE FECES. PANTONE COLOR OF THE YEAR 2025: MOCHA MOUSSE (A.K.A. SHIT BROWN). 17-1230 33, 53, 59, 9 #A47764
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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BLESSED SHALL BE TOMORROW’S EGG MCMUFFINS.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND VENUS SHINING LIGHT UPON A MCDONALDS IN NEAR PERFECT ALIGNMENT.
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 AM