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🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩
@moonrabbit.bsky.social
i'm sashi (she/her), an autistic moon rabbit. my standard equipment loadout includes a bass, a code editor, and a shopful of power tools.

mostly i repost art and shitpost. i also share daily life and whatever project currently holds my interest.

地上の月兎
Pinned
moon bunnies do a daily saitama workout because the lunarians read that's how the great Saitama, Earth's greatest hero, became the One Punch Man.
ok. time to sleep. gn all.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i don't want to be rich.
i want to be free.

society has decided that this is the most expensive thing that an individual can purchase, and this is an intentional and disgusting choice.
Hot take: You don’t want to be rich

You want to be safe

You want to not worry that every decision you make may ruin you financially

You want room to explore your creativity without the need to monetize the outcome

Capitalism has programmed you to believe wealth is the only path to these things
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
yeah, bubbel has a nice vibe. i like it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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There are a few other things we need to do to get there too but I’ll get banned (among other, more serious consequences) if I say them out loud…
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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That safety & peace is far more accessible than capitalism wants us to think it is. Our labor provides enough goods & services to deliver those human rights & dignities to everyone in this country but we need to stop chasing the myth of wealth and reject materialism, status, & fame.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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You don’t want a fleet of cars or an ocean destroying yacht or a closet full of bland overpriced clothing & accessories. You want the things they symbolize. You want the momentary illusion that you’re closer to that safety net than you really are because that’s the best you think you’ll ever get.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Hot take: You don’t want to be rich

You want to be safe

You want to not worry that every decision you make may ruin you financially

You want room to explore your creativity without the need to monetize the outcome

Capitalism has programmed you to believe wealth is the only path to these things
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Business idea: drive in-puppet show

Basically you just pull into a parking lot and I crouch down by your driver’s side door and do like a little puppet show in the window for you.

Maybe the puppet show is erotic? Idk, I don’t have it all dialed in yet but the bones are there.

The bones are there.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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The New York Times had them, and they didn't mention it, because of course, they wanted Trump to win (and they were emailing Epstein too). The Justice Department had them, but they didn't want to take down anyone too powerful or rich.
and no one who had these emails and things did anything with them until now

no one at all

this whole time

fucking incredible
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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horrible thought: epstein wrote emails like a little
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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cute winter pickup lines: hey are you gonna eat that dry skin on your lips or can I have it..?
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i assumed this was about gooning initially, and so i just wanna say to those weirdos i just made up: do not use epoxy on YOUR wood. that is a BAD DEAL and you will REGRET IT.
epoxy seems to work really well for wood
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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How did all those experienced politicians and seasoned generals end up losing to a kid who was only 19 years old when he first showed up on the scene? Because they were all like this. Maybe with a big dose of lead poisoning to boot, which we're also still working out of our system.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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slot machines disguised as phone games control far too much of the beautiful animated women industry
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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morning moment
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
there are few things so terrifying to the experienced senior developer joining a new team as "uncommented terraform files"
part of why i am not a typical cloud devops person is aws stuff is so confusing sometimes they have their own bullshit and it’s not as intuitive as a typical hyperviser or other such vm/network management tools (to me at least)

this is why we describe things in terraform with comments and such
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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shout out to all my respectful gooners lmao
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Nothing in particular brought this on, but friendly reminder that the fight against fascism cannot be won by asking minorities to sacrifice something. You fight for everybody or you fight for nobody. If you cannot save your democracy without sacrificing minorities, that democracy deserves to die
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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how do we simultaneously live in the big govt big brother cyberpunk dystopia AND the hyperprivatized megacorp cyberpunk dystopiam
we really live in the stupidest future
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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everyone's being low-key kinkphobic when you're refusing to let the surveillance state do its "big brother"-play
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Blue MAGA accounts get more angry at you pointing out a Dem politician sided with Republicans than they do for the Dem politician who sided with Republicans
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM