Please-Just-Win State Fan
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amateur runner, aspiring writer, and all-around dingus. Cyclones and Packers all the way
There's an episode of Better Off Ted where the motion sensors don't detect Black people and so they hire white people to follow them around, but then realize that that falls afoul of discrimination laws and so they have to hire more Black people to follow the white people around
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There's an episode of Better Off Ted where the motion sensors don't detect Black people and so they hire white people to follow them around, but then realize that that falls afoul of discrimination laws and so they have to hire more Black people to follow the white people around
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This will put more people out of work than there are coal miners. Insane
Federal shutdown deal could kill Minnesota’s unique hemp-derived THC market
www.startribune.com/federal-shut...
www.startribune.com/federal-shut...
Federal shutdown deal could kill Minnesota’s unique hemp-derived THC market
A spending bill passed by Senate would essentially ban hemp-based THC products nationally.
www.startribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This will put more people out of work than there are coal miners. Insane
I'm not saying can him during the season, but unless the Packers at least MAKE it to the Superbowl, I think he's gotta go.
There are teams that would fire their current, otherwise safe, HCs to hire Matt LaFleur if the Packers moved on.
But Andy Reid had to leave Philly to become a Hall of Fame coach and Super Bowl winner.
Sometimes it’s time. I’m not there yet but …
But Andy Reid had to leave Philly to become a Hall of Fame coach and Super Bowl winner.
Sometimes it’s time. I’m not there yet but …
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm not saying can him during the season, but unless the Packers at least MAKE it to the Superbowl, I think he's gotta go.
"speed" being the #1 goal in every single aspect of our lives is one of the most poisonous, toxic elements of modern culture.
I really struggle putting it into words, but speed above all else is a terrible thing.
I really struggle putting it into words, but speed above all else is a terrible thing.
Lesson #1: Driving speed is the purpose of whatever happens with I-94. "Mobility" means vehicle speed and that's @mndot.mn.gov's goal. Even before we talk about destroyed local economies, let's talk about how speed compromises safety. There were fresh crashes a-plenty all along my trip.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"speed" being the #1 goal in every single aspect of our lives is one of the most poisonous, toxic elements of modern culture.
I really struggle putting it into words, but speed above all else is a terrible thing.
I really struggle putting it into words, but speed above all else is a terrible thing.
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Yet another instance of Trump saying something that news media would utterly crucify anyone else for saying but that theyll largely ignore from him bc he's their special birthday boy
Trump: We gave her the Presidential Medal of Freedom. It’s much better than the Congressional Medal of Honor because soldiers get the Congressional. And they’re in very bad shape because they're dead. She gets it and she's a healthy, beautiful woman. And they’re rated equal
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yet another instance of Trump saying something that news media would utterly crucify anyone else for saying but that theyll largely ignore from him bc he's their special birthday boy
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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I laughed out loud to myself yesterday thinking that "some unseasonably early snow" was going to demoralize ICE like it was Stalingrad and it turns out I might have been right
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I laughed out loud to myself yesterday thinking that "some unseasonably early snow" was going to demoralize ICE like it was Stalingrad and it turns out I might have been right
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I still think Jordan Love is really good, possibly elite. This season he's fourth in accuracy on attempts from 1-9 yards, ninth in accuracy from 10-19 yards & fifth on throws of 20+ yards.
Love has the same drop back success rate as Josh Allen. It's a LaFleur thing. Love has done nothing wrong.
Love has the same drop back success rate as Josh Allen. It's a LaFleur thing. Love has done nothing wrong.
Love is in his 6th year in the system. I know Packer fans have pitchforks out for MLF, but they seem incapable of admitting that JL may be just a guy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I still think Jordan Love is really good, possibly elite. This season he's fourth in accuracy on attempts from 1-9 yards, ninth in accuracy from 10-19 yards & fifth on throws of 20+ yards.
Love has the same drop back success rate as Josh Allen. It's a LaFleur thing. Love has done nothing wrong.
Love has the same drop back success rate as Josh Allen. It's a LaFleur thing. Love has done nothing wrong.
Incredibly somehow Amy Klobuchar isn't on this list - but Keith Ellison has been part of this effort for some fucking reason.
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Incredibly somehow Amy Klobuchar isn't on this list - but Keith Ellison has been part of this effort for some fucking reason.
can ISU lend the Packers some points pls
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can ISU lend the Packers some points pls
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Turning up the Use My Concussed QB As A Runner dial and looking back at the crowd until they tell me I can keep my coaching job.
Holy. Shit.
Even though this kid had 3 trips to concussion protocol before yesterday, Daboll kept dialing up the damage. Fucking nuts.
Even though this kid had 3 trips to concussion protocol before yesterday, Daboll kept dialing up the damage. Fucking nuts.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Turning up the Use My Concussed QB As A Runner dial and looking back at the crowd until they tell me I can keep my coaching job.
I'm missing a terrible football game but also what is apparently an amazing basketball game
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'm missing a terrible football game but also what is apparently an amazing basketball game
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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@smith.senate.gov voicemail is full. @klobuchar.senate.gov is not- fill ‘er up here: (202) 224-3244
I called Klobuchar and Smith today, you should do the same
Dems calling for Schumer to be replaced:
- Ro Khanna
- Mike Levin
- Seth Moulton
- Marc Pocan
- Delia Ramirez
- Rashida Tlaib
- Ro Khanna
- Mike Levin
- Seth Moulton
- Marc Pocan
- Delia Ramirez
- Rashida Tlaib
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@smith.senate.gov voicemail is full. @klobuchar.senate.gov is not- fill ‘er up here: (202) 224-3244
I called Klobuchar and Smith today, you should do the same
Dems calling for Schumer to be replaced:
- Ro Khanna
- Mike Levin
- Seth Moulton
- Marc Pocan
- Delia Ramirez
- Rashida Tlaib
- Ro Khanna
- Mike Levin
- Seth Moulton
- Marc Pocan
- Delia Ramirez
- Rashida Tlaib
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I called Klobuchar and Smith today, you should do the same
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SCOOP: Brian Daboll privately fought to not go 2-8
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
SCOOP: Brian Daboll privately fought to not go 2-8
Love to not be able to watch either my favorite NFL team or my favorite college basketball team tonight due to media rights disputes
a man in a blue jacket and tie is sitting in front of a truck and says `` good '' .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket and tie is sitting in front of a truck and says `` good '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Love to not be able to watch either my favorite NFL team or my favorite college basketball team tonight due to media rights disputes
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
Just a coupla guys bein' dudes
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just a coupla guys bein' dudes
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Never a good sign for a head coach to have something known as "the blue tent incident"
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Never a good sign for a head coach to have something known as "the blue tent incident"
My across-the-alley neighbor's girlfriend has this on her car and it's glorious
The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My across-the-alley neighbor's girlfriend has this on her car and it's glorious
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
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