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Miles
@themilesturner.bsky.social
I wrote two books, and it will fuck you up how good they are:
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
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February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
It's the twenty-fifth anniversary of The Fellowship of the Ring. If you wanted to cast Gandalf with actors of a similar age to Ian McKellen (61 at the time), your choices might include:
Keanu Reeves (61)
Brad Pitt (62)
Russell Crowe (61)
Nicolas Cage (62)
Viggo Mortensen (67)
Robert Downey Jr (60)
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Perhaps the perfect example was last May, when Starmer told the papers with liberal readerships that he regretted quoting Enoch Powell, and told the papers with conservative readers that he was proud of quoting Enoch Powell. And seemed to genuinely believe people would not see both.
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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these are adults who have made decisions that led them to teargassing, pepper spraying, and murdering civilians on behalf of the government. they've lost the right to participate in society
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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these people never had any intention of battling a tyrannical government, they wanted to be able to accuse minorities at the walmart of shoplifting and then execute them for it
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
God, it pisses me off when modern shows film outdoor shit inside on greenscreen. It looks terrible! Is it that hard to go outside?
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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TL:DR - Vampires can’t come in unless some prick *invites* them in, and there’s always some prick, somewhere.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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youtu.be/2rYtSUHaDBg

Botchamania 525!

Completely stuffed with Cole's c-words, Trick Williams hitting fans, Alvarez laughing at Collision, TNA's AMC debut, hard tables, guest cameos from Jack The Jobber, Joe Hendry and @remleiz.bsky.social and everything else keeping wrestling unwatchable.
Botchamania 525
YouTube video by Botchamania Again
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Breaking news: cold dog like warm blanket
January 21, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Watching the first episode of Duster and it's obvious that 56-year-old Josh Holloway is twenty years too old to be playing this character
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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jfc
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Labour told me to leave because I was left wing. They said I was a flea that they were shaking off. They said if I didn't like it I knew where the door was.

Today they accused the conservatives of operating an open border policy. They have open social media accounts showing arrests of migrants.
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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you know, x may be a child pornography website, but it's at least the world's largest child pornography website
January 12, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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i don't know what to do about a system where people in power believe the antisemitic CSAM generator is too important of a platform to leave because the worst pundits on earth think the platform signals something about free speech
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
That El Clon entrance pose and all I can see is this IU video.
#AEW
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
It's probably bad that international rule of law is collapsing right in front of us and the entire political leadership of the world thinks it would be gauche to talk about it
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM