Miles
@themilesturner.bsky.social
I wrote two books, and it will fuck you up how good they are:
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
Love it that the only viable online video platform is going to ruin the viability of online video to cut back on staffing costs
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Love it that the only viable online video platform is going to ruin the viability of online video to cut back on staffing costs
"Who has time to watch ten movies a year?" is a quote that will live with me forever
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"Who has time to watch ten movies a year?" is a quote that will live with me forever
'Intelligent, decent, honest men' is an odd way of phrasing 'vicious, money-grubbing, meanspirited liars'.
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
'Intelligent, decent, honest men' is an odd way of phrasing 'vicious, money-grubbing, meanspirited liars'.
Perhaps we could start checking their teeth when they arrive, and if they have any gold fillings we could rip those out, too. Then we could melt down all the gold and have it set into bricks for ease of banking, possibly in Switzerland.
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Perhaps we could start checking their teeth when they arrive, and if they have any gold fillings we could rip those out, too. Then we could melt down all the gold and have it set into bricks for ease of banking, possibly in Switzerland.
As I've said elsewhere, on the rare occasions transatlantic slavery came up in history when I was at school, it always came with the heavy implication that it was exclusively an American thing.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
As I've said elsewhere, on the rare occasions transatlantic slavery came up in history when I was at school, it always came with the heavy implication that it was exclusively an American thing.
As a former teacher, I can attest that it takes literally zero effort to not fuck the students. That is the bar to clear: doing absolutely nothing.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
As a former teacher, I can attest that it takes literally zero effort to not fuck the students. That is the bar to clear: doing absolutely nothing.
I worked at a private university on the outskirts of Guangzhou whose fees started at RMB40k a year that had a Luckin Coffee, a 7/11 and a McDonalds on campus and right outside were concrete roads, abandoned buildings, and rats everywhere
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I worked at a private university on the outskirts of Guangzhou whose fees started at RMB40k a year that had a Luckin Coffee, a 7/11 and a McDonalds on campus and right outside were concrete roads, abandoned buildings, and rats everywhere
Operation My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Operation My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad
Didn't notice the date on the link, saw past tense on the preview text and legit thought this was an obituary for a second, there
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Didn't notice the date on the link, saw past tense on the preview text and legit thought this was an obituary for a second, there
360 Legdrop straight out of the Moonsault Styles Clash book of "Why You Shouldn't Have Tried This Move in the First Place"
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
360 Legdrop straight out of the Moonsault Styles Clash book of "Why You Shouldn't Have Tried This Move in the First Place"
Why is the ring announcing speaking like she's reading the result phonetically off a piece of paper
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Why is the ring announcing speaking like she's reading the result phonetically off a piece of paper
Fellow losers like richer losers money
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fellow losers like richer losers money
Reminds me of the list @trevordame.bsky.social posted on Twitter years ago of stuff he'd made notes of but couldn't remember what for
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Reminds me of the list @trevordame.bsky.social posted on Twitter years ago of stuff he'd made notes of but couldn't remember what for
"blading too deep" you know why wrestlers blade their heads? Because the head bleeds like a motherfucker if you graze it even slightly, which makes it low risk/high reward if a wrestler wants to get colour
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"blading too deep" you know why wrestlers blade their heads? Because the head bleeds like a motherfucker if you graze it even slightly, which makes it low risk/high reward if a wrestler wants to get colour
Did you notice that Hangman forgot his wrestling boots?
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Did you notice that Hangman forgot his wrestling boots?
Technically, yes, but not even China has been willing to commit to that level of online monitoring, if only because every international business in the country would be forced to leave on account of not being able to communicate with any part of the business located outside the country
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Technically, yes, but not even China has been willing to commit to that level of online monitoring, if only because every international business in the country would be forced to leave on account of not being able to communicate with any part of the business located outside the country
Why did they make Punk look like he got a hair transplant
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why did they make Punk look like he got a hair transplant
People were smarter in 2006, apparently
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
People were smarter in 2006, apparently
Unfortunately, the current executive class thinks that their customers are just as stupid as they are, which is why they have to do CGI necromancy whenever a modern film includes a character who was played by a dead actor.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Unfortunately, the current executive class thinks that their customers are just as stupid as they are, which is why they have to do CGI necromancy whenever a modern film includes a character who was played by a dead actor.
Easy solution: just ignore it because he's a fictional character and it doesn't matter. If every Bond has canonically been the same Bond, he should be in his nineties now, anyway
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Easy solution: just ignore it because he's a fictional character and it doesn't matter. If every Bond has canonically been the same Bond, he should be in his nineties now, anyway
That's the sort of thing that as soon as it comes out of your mouth it should lead to a moment of revelation
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
That's the sort of thing that as soon as it comes out of your mouth it should lead to a moment of revelation
The ability to manually save. Been playing old Assassin's Creed games lately and it's infuriating to have to trigger an autosave because Exit Game doesn't save your progress
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The ability to manually save. Been playing old Assassin's Creed games lately and it's infuriating to have to trigger an autosave because Exit Game doesn't save your progress