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Miles
@themilesturner.bsky.social
I wrote two books, and it will fuck you up how good they are:
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
Still flying pretty close to the sun
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"...a blind zombie that sees everything."

I don't know if I'm angrier with him or his editor.
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You know, I really wish people would learn what the fuck "individualism" means before slapping it as a label on everything they don't like about the world. Anarchists are individualists! You know what else anarchists are pretty big on? Community!
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Yes, it does! Racism isn't just something you think, it's something you do! And no one who isn't a racist would support a racist policy! Words mean things!
September 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
So this but in reverse?
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Someone did this to the information board at a walking spot local to me, and it's just, like... How can anyone possibly claim this is to do with patriotism? It's a threat, plain and simple. "Have a problem with this and we'll fuck you up"
September 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
One of these is an advanced society and one has fallen behind. Hint: it isn't the one on the left.
September 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Thinking 'bout the eternal recurrence again
September 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Riddle me this: what do all these men have in common besides their desire to rape kids?
August 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wait, why do I have *two* copies of the The Epic of Gilgamesh? That are both different Penguin Classics editions?
#booksky
August 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Been re-reading the Lyraverse lately, and after moving on to La Belle Sauvage you can see that it is yet another example of how much more slow paced and uneventful modern fiction is, in any medium. About 250 pages in and so much more happens in the same span in any HDM book compared to LBS.
#booksky
August 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
August 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Labubu, brought to you by the seventh most Christian country in the world by number of adherents
August 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As he himself said not long ago, there are people who didn't do half as much as he did who didn't live nearly as long. From hippie to rock 'n' roll wildman to beloved genre grandpa, there are few people who lived life as much as Ozzy Osbourne did. Rest in peace, fella.
July 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The word "communist" has truly lost all meaning if people seriously think the goddamn Kuomintang (who are shit for different reasons) are pro-communist.
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Oh, look, they're doing Blood and Soil Leftism in Mexico, too.
July 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Lol. I worked in a university in Wuhan that had condoms in campus vending machines. And I dated a woman who told me that when she was a student she used to have sex in empty classrooms if she couldn't find anywhere else. I assume they either had no cameras or they weren't working
July 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is the most "I'm a single man in his 30s" thing you can possibly do. One, if you want to meet women by joining a dance class, join a hip-hop dance class, that's where the women are. Two, if you don't like something, don't do it to try and meet women. Fuck's sake
July 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
God forbid anyone make time to watch two films with less than four hours total running time before watching the next one.
June 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lol she literally calls herself dreamweaver
May 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Lol, Verso looks waaaay more French with a shaved head than he does with the beret
May 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This is a terrible comparison, because calculators have destroyed my ability to do almost any mathematics including basic arithmetic in my head. Pretty much any piece of technology that does work for you that you could be capable of doing yourself makes you less competent.
May 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Went out walking.
May 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This is how I can tell when he's cross about something. He becomes a ball.
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
April 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM