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Why. The Fuck. Do I Know. What All Of These Words. Mean.
Twitter is doing Abrahamic-Pokemon Numerology on the assassin
December 10, 2024 at 12:03 AM
So…

Five teenagers with attitude tasked with saving their species.

(Sorry not sorry)
"The five birds released in Maui are between a year and a year and a half old—a window where the birds are at “a particularly good age for learning how to navigate new things,” Bailey says. “You can kind of think of them as a rambunctious group of teenagers at the moment.”"
Need a bit of good news today? Hawaiian Crows are officially back in the wild after more than twenty years of careful captive breeding. #ornithology
December 6, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon?
Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist?
Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property?
Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?
Donate to Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics, organized by Alex Norris
I am Alex Norris, creator of the webcomic Webcomic Name. I am here to ask for he… Alex Norris needs your support for Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics
www.gofundme.com
October 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Ohio just passed a transgender bathroom ban, SB 104. Please, fellow Ohioans, call Governor DeWine at 614-466-3555 and ask him to veto the bill.

I’m scared.
November 13, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I can’t bank due to a bad ear making phone calls difficult. But if you can, please do.
Swing Left is saying that Casey can hold onto his Senate seat if provisional ballots are cured by the Nov. 12 deadline and is looking for folks to phonebank and canvas in PA.

In-person canvassing sign-up: www.mobilize.us/swingleft/?o...

Phone-banking: www.mobilize.us/2024pavictor...
November 10, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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Reskeet if you are in the United States and are, in fact, like "oh my gosh, I will die if I don't have health care" politicalwire.com/2024/10/17/b...
Bonus Quote of the Day
“No one in the United States is like ‘Oh my gosh, I will die if I don’t have health care.'"-- Virginia U.S. Senate candidate Hung Cao (R), in an interview.
politicalwire.com
October 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Customer: MY WIFE OWNS A CHARGER.
DMV: BULL SHIT

Verdict: DENIED
October 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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😳 These seismometers near Tallahassee and Gainesville are recording 🌀 Hurricane Milton as it comes roaring into Florida. 🧪
October 10, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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If you live in one of these 10 states (AZ, TX AR, MS, FL, GA, TN, KY, IN, OH), today is THE LAST DAY you can register to vote. Even if you think you're registered already, double check to see if your registration is still active. Please do this, it only takes a few minutes. Pass it on.
October 7, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Any Bay Area people up for contacting the Berkeley City Council?
Park commissioner has decided that burrowing owls can't be protected from dogs at Cesar Chavez Park/Marina
It's supposed to be a sanctuary
Volunteers will be prevented from helping the owls

Information and a petition here:
Petition to Save the Owls
The petition calls on the City of Berkeley to approve a fence that gives the owls more security. This project will not cost the City money. The Chavez Park Conservancy will pay for the materials and volunteers will do the work.
chavezpark.org
September 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
FACT CHECK: Hell has never taken a census, and thus the population cannot be verified, however no sightings of the Devil have been reported in the vicinity.
FACT CHECK: Many in the crowd that Mark Anthony addressed as "friends, Romans, countrymen" were not his friends and in fact had never met him before. Some were not Roman citizens, and some were not men, as witnesses report women were also present.
FACT CHECK: We spoke to many orcs who do "simply walk into Mordor" every morning on their commute.
August 20, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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26 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
August 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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-dies laughing-
August 12, 2024 at 5:21 PM
This one didn’t feel like sitting still for International Cat Day, so I’m just renewing my #proofofcat a day late.

With late fee proof of dog.
August 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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There's an entire empire of "troubled teen" grift companies, run by a shady Mormon millionaire. A recent Netflix documentary digs into WWASP; it's been "disbanded" but a complex web of associated corporations lives on. www.netflix.com/watc...
Watch The Program: Cons, Cults and Kidnapping | Netflix Official Site
Years after being sent to a disciplinary school, a woman still haunted by her experiences exposes the corruption and abuse of the troubled teen industry.
www.netflix.com
August 7, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Behold! The Standard Low-Effort Undergraduate Reading List!
August 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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moved 😭
July 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Im pretty solid at Violent Darts, keep meaning to take up Stabbing People For Points
July 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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timeline cleanse

hat tip @penryu.bsky.social
July 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Joke that maybe only @seananmcguire.bsky.social will find as hilarious as I do:

Me: Hey, babe, can you add rarity to the spreadsheet I made for my Saheeli deck?
Wife: Sure thing!
July 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I don’t think I’ve re-upped my #proofofcat in a while, so here’s Nienna, with a joke that at least someone should get.
July 6, 2024 at 3:37 AM
This probably at least partially explains why Jonathan chait is banned from 103 botanical gardens in twelve countries after attempting to break in and steal their Amorphophallus titanum.

…or maybe not steal. He did bring lube.
this is true on this febrile breeding ground for progressive bias confirmation. it is also true that jonathan chait - that's right, jonathan chait - chugs a 16 oz bottle of asparagus pee every day
pass it on, Jonathan Chait is into werewolf feet (trying to make it exciting for him next time he inevitably name searches on here)
June 4, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I wrote a thing, a sorta-lovecraftian micro fiction, and I’m actually kinda proud of it, so here it is:
May 4, 2024 at 10:37 PM
My puppy gave me an ear infection that is trying to kill me and I had to block my best friend. But also it is Bird Jewelry Second Christmas so this is a great week!

(I’m actually planning to turn most of the earrings into a charm bracelet!)

@foxfeather.bsky.social -they’re so, so pretty!
March 24, 2024 at 3:21 AM