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Genuinely curious whether Rings have been taken down these past 2 months in the Twin Cities area. Thinking about a street near mine where I always see a lot of chatter about what people see on their Rings (lots of package thieves around, etc)—I’m positive they all hate ICE now—what’s this look like?
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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The fact that the sugar cane was portrayed by actual people might have been just practical, but it adds to the symbolism. I need to lie down tomorrow and just think about the art.
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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oh good they’ve revolutionized stalking again.
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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And never forget. These are asylum seekers. This is what the USA is doing to the most vulnerable people on the planet who we promised to protect.
Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.
ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.
www.pressherald.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Not all heroes wear capes.

Unless of course you were wearing a cape at the time, in which case extra kudos for the bold and stylish choice.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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god bless benito for triggering the “are they talking about me in a language i can’t understand” fear activation response in all the country’s worst people
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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This is the message MAGA is protesting.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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"One person, as they appear to be placed in handcuffs, says: 'I was here delivering pizza for the protesters. I had no idea that this was happening. I moved to the side of the curb when they started rushing everyone and now they’re arresting me.'"

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Minneapolis protesters arrested during one-month anniversary of Renee Good’s death
Several demonstrators taken into custody Saturday after marking killing of Minnesota woman by immigration officer
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Before this last weekend, I wouldn't have thought Texas SD 4 was anything but a safe R district. Is ratfuckery possible? Sure, but trying to guess what's a swing district and deploy there has just gotten a lot harder.
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Every married woman that changed her last name should be paying attention to this. 👇
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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I am baffled by the number of people who can read me saying "the electoral college only matters for the presidential election, not all the other elections," and then ominously remind me that the electoral college exists.

Despite some claims, the US government has more than one elected official.
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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You ever wonder what happened to all those young, naive Vietnam war protesters?
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Seriously. The lovely elderly volunteers who checked me in to vote last year could easily overpower the 0.72 thugs ICE personnel numbers would be able to allot to each polling place. And for democracy, would step up with clipboards swinging and "I voted" stickers weaponized.
February 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Just finished Hello Sunshine by @keezyyoung.bsky.social and it is wonderful. Keezy balanced the supernatural with reality perfectly, and her placement of panels, speech, and little background details made it immersive, plus her art is fantastic. Character limits demand brevity. Buy a copy ASAP
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Billie Holiday avoids making political statement, sings Strange Fruit instead
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Discussing this (bad bunny flags) with my "I vote dem 24/7 but also I ignore politics because it depresses me" friend who is my normie barometer

Her (completely unprompted): "yknow I'm gonna put up an American flag in the front yard, I'm sick of this shit with those assholes, I'm reclaiming it"
Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk

Bad Bunny:
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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[Elon’s voice over the Mars habitat intercom]
I have some important news about our oxygen supply.
July 1, 2023 at 10:16 PM
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Come for the calligraphy, stay for the perfectly drawn demon
My contribution to Super Bowl Sunday is this Jewish Aramaic incantation bowl with a demon on it. From Nippur, Mesopotamia, circa 6th-7th century CE.

Truly a super bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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On the plus side, it looks more like a beret now
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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Just grab the top of the cross and pull that puppy back into shape
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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That’ll buff out!
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Babe, you look great. I can barely tell.
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Apart from anything else, the United States has no official language
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM