NobleSavage
@tamethestallion.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Gator. Sailor. Wino. Fantasy football geek. Walking contradiction. Next-level musical taste. I draw pretty houses.
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Two things I'm guaranteed to do, without fail:
-get food on my shirt while eating
-have a spelling/autocorrect error while skeeting.
Every. Got damn. Time.
-get food on my shirt while eating
-have a spelling/autocorrect error while skeeting.
Every. Got damn. Time.
Welp. Time to do a little bonermaxxing.
if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Welp. Time to do a little bonermaxxing.
With the breadth of stuff I'm giving up for lent this year, I think the only thing I'll be able to eat for the next 45 days is cucumber sandwiches
February 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
With the breadth of stuff I'm giving up for lent this year, I think the only thing I'll be able to eat for the next 45 days is cucumber sandwiches
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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Maybe I'm biased, but I think this kid/parent conversation is so much more enjoyable by bike than in a car.
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Maybe I'm biased, but I think this kid/parent conversation is so much more enjoyable by bike than in a car.
the smooth brain revolution trudges onward.
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
the smooth brain revolution trudges onward.
Things are terrible but I have a supertrooper for a neighbor in case I get all antsy in my pantsy.
February 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Things are terrible but I have a supertrooper for a neighbor in case I get all antsy in my pantsy.
The smooth brain revolution trudged onward.
This tool is clearly worth the consumption of 20+ million gallons of water per day.
February 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The smooth brain revolution trudged onward.
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Post-nut clarity >>>>>>>>
Imma rub it out and see if it gets better.
February 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Post-nut clarity >>>>>>>>
Can't. I'm building steam with a grain of salt.
Can’t. Workin 9-5
Can’t. I’m holding on loosely
February 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Can't. I'm building steam with a grain of salt.
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fuck outta here with this bullshit
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
fuck outta here with this bullshit
A king cake that doesn't suck!!
Rejoice!!
Rejoice!!
Happy Fat Lunar New Year Tuesday! ⚜️🍽️🧧 For my final king cake of the season I created a pineapple, cinnamon, and brown sugar filling and decorated the cake in Lunar New Year colours. I hope the year treats you sweetly.
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A king cake that doesn't suck!!
Rejoice!!
Rejoice!!
This cat hasn't squatted or deadlifted in his life.
You: which one?
Me: yes. That one.
You: which one?
Me: yes. That one.
February 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This cat hasn't squatted or deadlifted in his life.
You: which one?
Me: yes. That one.
You: which one?
Me: yes. That one.
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completed my first deepish buzz through of rookies excluding TE and IDP.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
completed my first deepish buzz through of rookies excluding TE and IDP.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
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If you’re wondering what it feels like living in the USA right now
February 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
If you’re wondering what it feels like living in the USA right now
"Our trades are doing well."
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
Florida AG James Uthmeier: "We need to focus on getting people into the workforce even earlier. We passed legislation last year to help high school students get their hands dirty and get on job sites more quickly."
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
"Our trades are doing well."
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
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*crying* Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
*crying* Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit
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Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Welp. Fat Tuesday. Last day to stuff all the trashy things I love into my mouth for about 6 weeks.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
February 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Welp. Fat Tuesday. Last day to stuff all the trashy things I love into my mouth for about 6 weeks.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
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Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
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doing a full calendar shoot of my balls with little hats on them
February 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
doing a full calendar shoot of my balls with little hats on them