NobleSavage
@tamethestallion.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Gator. Sailor. Wino. Fantasy football geek. Walking contradiction. Next-level musical taste. I draw pretty houses.
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Two things I'm guaranteed to do, without fail:
-get food on my shirt while eating
-have a spelling/autocorrect error while skeeting.
Every. Got damn. Time.
-get food on my shirt while eating
-have a spelling/autocorrect error while skeeting.
Every. Got damn. Time.
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February 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Come draft with me.
Anyone up for a Dynasty Rookie Mock Draft?
• Slow Draft (4 Hour Clock)
• 12 Teams
• PPR Format
Join in!
sleeper.app/draft/nfl/13...
• Slow Draft (4 Hour Clock)
• 12 Teams
• PPR Format
Join in!
sleeper.app/draft/nfl/13...
Sleeper
Free Fantasy Football Leagues
sleeper.app
February 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Come draft with me.
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Sporting San Miguelito takes the lead over the LA Galaxy on a header from Rodrigo Tello Valor
February 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Sporting San Miguelito takes the lead over the LA Galaxy on a header from Rodrigo Tello Valor
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ever think "hey, remember NFTs?" and then laugh a little
February 19, 2026 at 10:11 PM
ever think "hey, remember NFTs?" and then laugh a little
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Getting a spray bottle for every sports journalist still writing articles about theoretical Skubal trades. Stop it you clowns
February 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Getting a spray bottle for every sports journalist still writing articles about theoretical Skubal trades. Stop it you clowns
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And salt your pasta water.
February 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
And salt your pasta water.
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Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
the genX urge to just wanna scream helloooooooo!!!
The Gen X urge to think sweat dreams are made of these.
The Gen X urge to let you know that everything I do... I do it for you
February 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the genX urge to just wanna scream helloooooooo!!!
i know wtf i'm looking at. that's no fossil. that's a space station.
February 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
i know wtf i'm looking at. that's no fossil. that's a space station.
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me watching you post:
February 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
me watching you post:
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Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
A favorite photo you've taken
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 PM
A favorite photo you've taken
Welp. Time to do a little bonermaxxing.
if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Welp. Time to do a little bonermaxxing.
With the breadth of stuff I'm giving up for lent this year, I think the only thing I'll be able to eat for the next 45 days is cucumber sandwiches
February 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
With the breadth of stuff I'm giving up for lent this year, I think the only thing I'll be able to eat for the next 45 days is cucumber sandwiches
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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Maybe I'm biased, but I think this kid/parent conversation is so much more enjoyable by bike than in a car.
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Maybe I'm biased, but I think this kid/parent conversation is so much more enjoyable by bike than in a car.
the smooth brain revolution trudges onward.
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
the smooth brain revolution trudges onward.
Things are terrible but I have a supertrooper for a neighbor in case I get all antsy in my pantsy.
February 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Things are terrible but I have a supertrooper for a neighbor in case I get all antsy in my pantsy.
The smooth brain revolution trudged onward.
This tool is clearly worth the consumption of 20+ million gallons of water per day.
February 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The smooth brain revolution trudged onward.
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Post-nut clarity >>>>>>>>
Imma rub it out and see if it gets better.
February 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Post-nut clarity >>>>>>>>
Can't. I'm building steam with a grain of salt.
Can’t. Workin 9-5
Can’t. I’m holding on loosely
February 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Can't. I'm building steam with a grain of salt.
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fuck outta here with this bullshit
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
fuck outta here with this bullshit