NobleSavage
@tamethestallion.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Gator. Sailor. Wino. Fantasy football geek. Walking contradiction. Next-level musical taste. I draw pretty houses.
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Two things I'm guaranteed to do, without fail:
-get food on my shirt while eating
-have a spelling/autocorrect error while skeeting.
Every. Got damn. Time.
-get food on my shirt while eating
-have a spelling/autocorrect error while skeeting.
Every. Got damn. Time.
completed my first deepish buzz through of rookies excluding TE and IDP.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
completed my first deepish buzz through of rookies excluding TE and IDP.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.
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If you’re wondering what it feels like living in the USA right now
February 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
If you’re wondering what it feels like living in the USA right now
"Our trades are doing well."
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
Florida AG James Uthmeier: "We need to focus on getting people into the workforce even earlier. We passed legislation last year to help high school students get their hands dirty and get on job sites more quickly."
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
"Our trades are doing well."
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.
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*crying* Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
*crying* Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit
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Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Welp. Fat Tuesday. Last day to stuff all the trashy things I love into my mouth for about 6 weeks.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
February 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Welp. Fat Tuesday. Last day to stuff all the trashy things I love into my mouth for about 6 weeks.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.
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Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
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doing a full calendar shoot of my balls with little hats on them
February 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
doing a full calendar shoot of my balls with little hats on them
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Happy Lundi Gras to all who observe
February 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Happy Lundi Gras to all who observe
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[narrator voice] round about that time, the Duke Boys realized they'd ruined a highly valuable classic muscle car by ramrodding it all over the place in the dirt
February 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
[narrator voice] round about that time, the Duke Boys realized they'd ruined a highly valuable classic muscle car by ramrodding it all over the place in the dirt
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Tool teasing a new album and a residency at the sphere:
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one has a name tag that says ' assistant ' on it
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one has a name tag that says ' assistant ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Tool teasing a new album and a residency at the sphere:
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Asked the 3yos what was happening here and one said "he's gonna eat that dog."
February 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Asked the 3yos what was happening here and one said "he's gonna eat that dog."
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I used to post NFL draft QBs threads at the bad place. Sharing them here now.
This will be the Fernando Mendoza🧵
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This will be the Fernando Mendoza🧵
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February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I used to post NFL draft QBs threads at the bad place. Sharing them here now.
This will be the Fernando Mendoza🧵
[If you don't want to see updates of this thread, click the three dots in the lower right and select "mute thread". It won't appear in your feed anymore, but my other posts still will]
This will be the Fernando Mendoza🧵
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A Tale of The Pirate and The Goose
There was once a young poor boy who wanted a #bicycle.
He loved a little beat-up #bike in particular, but it was in bad shape.
His friend, an artist, told him it could be painted.
The boy chose colors he liked best.
A bit of alchemy, turning lead into gold ― voilà!
There was once a young poor boy who wanted a #bicycle.
He loved a little beat-up #bike in particular, but it was in bad shape.
His friend, an artist, told him it could be painted.
The boy chose colors he liked best.
A bit of alchemy, turning lead into gold ― voilà!
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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#breadsky
🍜🍽️
I timed it: the oven took a full hour to come to temperature. That’s not normal. Cold start won’t work until that’s fixed. These sort-of par-baked over the course of it.
Sourdough boules.
🍜🍽️
I timed it: the oven took a full hour to come to temperature. That’s not normal. Cold start won’t work until that’s fixed. These sort-of par-baked over the course of it.
Sourdough boules.
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
#breadsky
🍜🍽️
I timed it: the oven took a full hour to come to temperature. That’s not normal. Cold start won’t work until that’s fixed. These sort-of par-baked over the course of it.
Sourdough boules.
🍜🍽️
I timed it: the oven took a full hour to come to temperature. That’s not normal. Cold start won’t work until that’s fixed. These sort-of par-baked over the course of it.
Sourdough boules.
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Roses are red
Violets are purple, godammit
Violets are purple, godammit
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Roses are red
Violets are purple, godammit
Violets are purple, godammit
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cowgirl with the blues so i can read tom robbins
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
cowgirl with the blues so i can read tom robbins
Narrator: the current administration wants to increase that number to $1.5T.
JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
February 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Narrator: the current administration wants to increase that number to $1.5T.
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February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM