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NobleSavage
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Father. Husband. Gator. Sailor. Wino. Fantasy football geek. Walking contradiction. Next-level musical taste. I draw pretty houses.
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Two things I'm guaranteed to do, without fail:

-get food on my shirt while eating

-have a spelling/autocorrect error when I skeet

Every. Got damn. Time.
Ride a bike, mafakker
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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The issue isn't who gets representation, it's that once you start unwinding federalism, why stop at presidential elections? Why bother having "states" at all other than as national administrative boundaries?
And why keep the Senate at all? Why not just a giant House, proportionally elected?
Sorry, but this is nonsensical. Federalism isn't a binary. Elect the President by national popular vote and both the little and the big empty states STILL get overrepresented in the Senate, which, need I remind you, confirms judicial and other nominations.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And the rich get richer
And we get whatever the rich get sick of
And each year we diggin' a ditch get bigger
You eat shit for dinner your bitch get thicker

#djshadow #savageradio
Urgent, Important, Please Read
YouTube video by DJ Shadow - Topic
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November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
...and your cup from its cup holder.

#viagraboys #savageradio
Special Helmet
YouTube video by Viagra Boys - Topic
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November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
damn straight
You know it's bad pizza when it comes with dipping sauce
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Gen Rx discovering Phil Collins

🎶 pharma su su ceuticals 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I want some milk!!!

#anthrax #savageradio
Milk (Ode To Billy)
YouTube video by Anthrax - Topic
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November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Friday! Deadlift day!

#mcr #mychemicalromance #savageradio
I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
YouTube video by My Chemical Romance - Topic
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November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yeah.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just in time for the $ league playoff run
I know you want to see Joe Burrow running again. Here he is going from team stretch to individual drills at the start of today’s practice.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I finally looked up "avocado toast" only to discover that it is, in fact, just avocado on toasted bread.

What the actual fuck. *This* is a trend. Avocado on bread.

I hate being alive in the age of AI and avocado fucking toast. So stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Camellias and fog, part 2
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Camellias and fog
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
...and I read it.

And cried as I read. Then cried again. Then smiled and felt grateful my own glimpses of the divine in my finite and fallible existence.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
savage radio - i fuggin know tech know edition

#opiuo #savageradio #glitch
Dusty Bugs
YouTube video by Opiuo - Topic
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November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Got damn right
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
greg dulli and mark lanegan. two great tastes that taste great together.

"now feels like forever once it goes away"

#guttertwins #savageradio
Belles
YouTube video by The Gutter Twins - Topic
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November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM