TallHobbit
@tallhobbit.bsky.social
Joelle, she/her, AuDHD, cottage industry garment worker, sewing, knitting, spinning, plants, libraries, books, games. Not a fascist trad wife -- I just dress like a story book, and like baking bread and reading Tolkien.
Jesse trying to help me choose a Star Trek character, and it keeps getting more unhinged:
Quark.
No, the space jellyfish from Encounter at Farpoint.
Or, Vash, she's like a space tomb raider. Lara Shuttlecraft!
Quark.
No, the space jellyfish from Encounter at Farpoint.
Or, Vash, she's like a space tomb raider. Lara Shuttlecraft!
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Jesse trying to help me choose a Star Trek character, and it keeps getting more unhinged:
Quark.
No, the space jellyfish from Encounter at Farpoint.
Or, Vash, she's like a space tomb raider. Lara Shuttlecraft!
Quark.
No, the space jellyfish from Encounter at Farpoint.
Or, Vash, she's like a space tomb raider. Lara Shuttlecraft!
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I strongly feel that fundraisers should rely more on pettiness.
February 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I strongly feel that fundraisers should rely more on pettiness.
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Roses are red
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Roses are red
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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yep, they're still at it in LA and Portland too
the media is gonna be like "time for a new narrative" and it's so important to keep talking about how none of the cities they invaded have become more safe since the spotlight shifted away from them
the media is gonna be like "time for a new narrative" and it's so important to keep talking about how none of the cities they invaded have become more safe since the spotlight shifted away from them
ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
yep, they're still at it in LA and Portland too
the media is gonna be like "time for a new narrative" and it's so important to keep talking about how none of the cities they invaded have become more safe since the spotlight shifted away from them
the media is gonna be like "time for a new narrative" and it's so important to keep talking about how none of the cities they invaded have become more safe since the spotlight shifted away from them
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He was crowdfunding his treatments. James couldn’t afford his health care.
BREAKING: James Van Der Beek, who starred in 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues,' dies at 48, his wife says.
James Van Der Beek, 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues' star, dies at 48
The actor was diagnosed with Stage 3 colorectal cancer in November 2024.
nbcnews.to
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
He was crowdfunding his treatments. James couldn’t afford his health care.
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Screaming at this jumper which I might have to make* (*add to my ever-growing list of things I want to make). Just look at him though, apart from being amazing full stop why is he wearing glasses?!?!
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Screaming at this jumper which I might have to make* (*add to my ever-growing list of things I want to make). Just look at him though, apart from being amazing full stop why is he wearing glasses?!?!
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Since I have a lot of new followers, I will re-up this. Some folks just wanted to buy a couple whistles from us instead of getting 100-1000 FOR FREE (which you can do at the linktree in my bio!!!!!)
I just kinda stopped doing my day job at this point but etsy keeps us afloat! 🤣💓
I just kinda stopped doing my day job at this point but etsy keeps us afloat! 🤣💓
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Since I have a lot of new followers, I will re-up this. Some folks just wanted to buy a couple whistles from us instead of getting 100-1000 FOR FREE (which you can do at the linktree in my bio!!!!!)
I just kinda stopped doing my day job at this point but etsy keeps us afloat! 🤣💓
I just kinda stopped doing my day job at this point but etsy keeps us afloat! 🤣💓
I finally made the strawberry cake I intended to make on Sunday for I.N.'s birthday.
I used freeze dried strawberries in the batter and frosting, because everything is still under snow and we won't have fresh strawberries until June.
I used freeze dried strawberries in the batter and frosting, because everything is still under snow and we won't have fresh strawberries until June.
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I finally made the strawberry cake I intended to make on Sunday for I.N.'s birthday.
I used freeze dried strawberries in the batter and frosting, because everything is still under snow and we won't have fresh strawberries until June.
I used freeze dried strawberries in the batter and frosting, because everything is still under snow and we won't have fresh strawberries until June.
Me: snow white packidge face because my Wolfchan bag is out for delivery.
Do I need it? No. Will having a cute Wolf friend hugging me while I wear the bag bring me some joy? Yup.
Do I need it? No. Will having a cute Wolf friend hugging me while I wear the bag bring me some joy? Yup.
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Me: snow white packidge face because my Wolfchan bag is out for delivery.
Do I need it? No. Will having a cute Wolf friend hugging me while I wear the bag bring me some joy? Yup.
Do I need it? No. Will having a cute Wolf friend hugging me while I wear the bag bring me some joy? Yup.
Today's hype song: Adrenaline by ATEEZ.
Ahhhhhh it's so good right into my veins through my ears please.
Ahhhhhh it's so good right into my veins through my ears please.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Today's hype song: Adrenaline by ATEEZ.
Ahhhhhh it's so good right into my veins through my ears please.
Ahhhhhh it's so good right into my veins through my ears please.
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I got to walk someone through the idea that "illegal immigrants" is a silly phrase by explaining that they are "illegal" immigrants the same way you are an "illegal" driver for getting a parking ticket; both of you committed civil violations.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I got to walk someone through the idea that "illegal immigrants" is a silly phrase by explaining that they are "illegal" immigrants the same way you are an "illegal" driver for getting a parking ticket; both of you committed civil violations.
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
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The Ring ad leveraging our love for our pets to promote mass surveillance technology reminds me of how some mobile surveillance and weapons platforms were introduced to the public as “robot dogs.”
They know what they’re doing.
They know what they’re doing.
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The Ring ad leveraging our love for our pets to promote mass surveillance technology reminds me of how some mobile surveillance and weapons platforms were introduced to the public as “robot dogs.”
They know what they’re doing.
They know what they’re doing.
I think this month marks the first anniversary of me beginning my AuDHD assessment process.
I vaguely remember starting the forms in February last year.
My intake appointment was in March, assessment at the end of May, and results at the end of July.
Last year was a wild ride, indeed.
I vaguely remember starting the forms in February last year.
My intake appointment was in March, assessment at the end of May, and results at the end of July.
Last year was a wild ride, indeed.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I think this month marks the first anniversary of me beginning my AuDHD assessment process.
I vaguely remember starting the forms in February last year.
My intake appointment was in March, assessment at the end of May, and results at the end of July.
Last year was a wild ride, indeed.
I vaguely remember starting the forms in February last year.
My intake appointment was in March, assessment at the end of May, and results at the end of July.
Last year was a wild ride, indeed.
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I think the “I hated the half time show because I couldn’t understand the lyrics” complaints are so funny coming from anyone who ever listened to alternative music in the 90s
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I think the “I hated the half time show because I couldn’t understand the lyrics” complaints are so funny coming from anyone who ever listened to alternative music in the 90s
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Hey let's hook up street medics this morning 👇👇👇👇👇
Do you want to help Minneapolis out in a different way? Help set up some new street medics so that they can make sure community members are cared for at protests.
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Check out my list on Amazon
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February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Hey let's hook up street medics this morning 👇👇👇👇👇
I need to watch that performance so many more times so I can appreciate all the layers!
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I need to watch that performance so many more times so I can appreciate all the layers!
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i don't know who needs to hear this, but: water is nothing soup
realising with horror that this might be the next "aloof wife" vocal stim that poisons my ability to communicate like a human for 3-6 weeks. hey sorry i can't come to your birthday party, did you know that water is nothing soup?
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this, but: water is nothing soup
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This is awesome but it’s absolutely unconscionable that Minneapolis or Minnesota leaders haven’t ordered an eviction freeze.
Before the charity stream began, content creators from @minnmax.com and @giantbomb.bsky.social weren't sure what number to aim for — maybe $30,000 or $50,000.
Within 15 minutes, they raised $58,000 for local food pantry VEAP. Within an hour, $100,000.
Within 15 minutes, they raised $58,000 for local food pantry VEAP. Within an hour, $100,000.
Minneapolis video game livestream raises $250K for rent aid during ICE surge
Podcasters from MinnMax and Giant Bomb, two video game media outlets, played games for eight hours during their “ICE Out” livestream.
www.mprnews.org
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This is awesome but it’s absolutely unconscionable that Minneapolis or Minnesota leaders haven’t ordered an eviction freeze.
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Great, NOW who’s going to Simon all these Garfunkels?
Great, NOW who's going to panic at all these discos?
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Great, NOW who’s going to Simon all these Garfunkels?