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SwearyMess
@swearymess.bsky.social
Still ashamed of our Government and terrified by climate change. #ACAB. Union Member, Feminist She/her #BwiththeT 🏳️‍⚧️🌱 Suffolk, Rainy Fascist Island.
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Jesus, I am so fucking sad today. Just a huge weight of melancholy sitting in my chest.
Fairly standard for February but still...
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Absolutely fuck right off with this shit.
Seeing things like this makes me want to burn the entire world down.
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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Due to popular demand, my Blep and Floop cats are now on tees.

I’m also producing hoodies for the first time, so please bear with me.

Get yours with 15% OFF using VAL15 here: www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Are you kidding? Comfortable clothes with cute cats?
TAKE MY MONEY (next pay day).

I recommend advertising with The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com 🖤
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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thinking about Ring's mesh surveillance and tapping the sign
fellow engineers,

you really need to start asking yourself some questions when building something:

1. how will the police use what i'm making?
2. what kinds of people are the police going to use it against?
3. how many people will be harmed in silence before we find out?
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I put it to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that *this* is a superb owl
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I. Cannot. Wait.
Magnolias aren’t opening yet but here’s a small uplifting look ahead to when they will be, in case you need some Sunday evening hopecore/dopamine to help you through the week…🌿
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Here for the owls.
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I am dreaming of the day I can afford one of the tentacle pots. They make me so happy when I see them 🩵
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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honestly jolene you can fucking have him, good luck girl
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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I have noted that a good number of you are talking about The Sports. Lots of different sports.

How do I know this? Because you are not using hashtags (that I can then mute).

#TheSports
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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“AI writing is here to stay.”
So is syphilis but that doesn’t mean we need to encourage it.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Penismanship
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.

Great work everyone.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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please use alt text

please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget

please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Can't even enjoy pie in the sky rail dreams without them being at it.
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Burn it all until it's ash and salt the earth afterward.
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Let Black history month serve to remind us that the living legacy of slavery is the carceral state- policing, prison, immigration detention, and border enforcement. Abolition now.
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Oh look at us hanging out there at Number 2.
Gross.
While the U.S. goes for gold & aims to be the best at the Olympics, it's already #1 among independent democracies when it comes to mass incarceration – and that’s nothing to celebrate.

So much for the “land of the free.”
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I AM LITERALLY LISTENING TO IT NOW.
WTF, Sara?
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM