SwearyMess
@swearymess.bsky.social
Still ashamed of our Government and terrified by climate change. #ACAB. Union Member, Feminist She/her #BwiththeT 🏳️⚧️🌱 Suffolk, Rainy Fascist Island.
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
I. Cannot. Wait.
Magnolias aren’t opening yet but here’s a small uplifting look ahead to when they will be, in case you need some Sunday evening hopecore/dopamine to help you through the week…🌿
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I. Cannot. Wait.
Here for the owls.
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Here for the owls.
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honestly jolene you can fucking have him, good luck girl
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
honestly jolene you can fucking have him, good luck girl
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
trans women playing women’s sports
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I have noted that a good number of you are talking about The Sports. Lots of different sports.
How do I know this? Because you are not using hashtags (that I can then mute).
#TheSports
How do I know this? Because you are not using hashtags (that I can then mute).
#TheSports
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I have noted that a good number of you are talking about The Sports. Lots of different sports.
How do I know this? Because you are not using hashtags (that I can then mute).
#TheSports
How do I know this? Because you are not using hashtags (that I can then mute).
#TheSports
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“AI writing is here to stay.”
So is syphilis but that doesn’t mean we need to encourage it.
So is syphilis but that doesn’t mean we need to encourage it.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“AI writing is here to stay.”
So is syphilis but that doesn’t mean we need to encourage it.
So is syphilis but that doesn’t mean we need to encourage it.
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I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
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please use alt text
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
please use alt text
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
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it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for
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Can't even enjoy pie in the sky rail dreams without them being at it.
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Can't even enjoy pie in the sky rail dreams without them being at it.
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Burn it all until it's ash and salt the earth afterward.
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Burn it all until it's ash and salt the earth afterward.
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Let Black history month serve to remind us that the living legacy of slavery is the carceral state- policing, prison, immigration detention, and border enforcement. Abolition now.
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Let Black history month serve to remind us that the living legacy of slavery is the carceral state- policing, prison, immigration detention, and border enforcement. Abolition now.
Oh look at us hanging out there at Number 2.
Gross.
Gross.
While the U.S. goes for gold & aims to be the best at the Olympics, it's already #1 among independent democracies when it comes to mass incarceration – and that’s nothing to celebrate.
So much for the “land of the free.”
So much for the “land of the free.”
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Oh look at us hanging out there at Number 2.
Gross.
Gross.
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That‘s the spirit.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
That‘s the spirit.
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Many people not in Scotland probably don't fully understand how much of an opportunistic slimeball this guy is, considering the UK-wide press is basically trying to anoint him the next First Minister even though the polls are hilariously NOT in his favour.
Anas Sarwar says today of Peter Mandelson: “I'm utterly disgusted and furious about the entire situation … He never should have been the ambassador to the US.”
For context, here’s Sarwar in April 2025 love-bombing his ‘old friend’.
They think we are stupid.
He is an amoral opportunistic chancer.
For context, here’s Sarwar in April 2025 love-bombing his ‘old friend’.
They think we are stupid.
He is an amoral opportunistic chancer.
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Many people not in Scotland probably don't fully understand how much of an opportunistic slimeball this guy is, considering the UK-wide press is basically trying to anoint him the next First Minister even though the polls are hilariously NOT in his favour.
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There's something so "tell your your ma I was asking for her" about "a wee bonjour to the garages"
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
There's something so "tell your your ma I was asking for her" about "a wee bonjour to the garages"
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Bing Bong’s death destroyed me
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Bing Bong’s death destroyed me
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The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
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Saddest man alive cant even monoxide poison himself in his stupid electric car, poor bastard
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Saddest man alive cant even monoxide poison himself in his stupid electric car, poor bastard
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so beautiful.
Or will again until… y’know, THE THING happens.
Or will again until… y’know, THE THING happens.
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so beautiful.
Or will again until… y’know, THE THING happens.
Or will again until… y’know, THE THING happens.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world