SwearyMess
@swearymess.bsky.social
Still ashamed of our Government and terrified by climate change. #ACAB. Union Member, Feminist She/her #BwiththeT 🏳️⚧️🌱 Suffolk, Rainy Fascist Island.
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I'm working through all the music on my phone alphabetically today because I'm really sad and can't keep listening to the same heart breaking songs over and over.
And Billie Eilish just punched me in the gut. Of all people, Billie, No.
And Billie Eilish just punched me in the gut. Of all people, Billie, No.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm working through all the music on my phone alphabetically today because I'm really sad and can't keep listening to the same heart breaking songs over and over.
And Billie Eilish just punched me in the gut. Of all people, Billie, No.
And Billie Eilish just punched me in the gut. Of all people, Billie, No.
"I know you're not sorry
Why should you be?
'Cause who am I to be in love
When your love never is for me?"
Ooooffffff.
Why should you be?
'Cause who am I to be in love
When your love never is for me?"
Ooooffffff.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"I know you're not sorry
Why should you be?
'Cause who am I to be in love
When your love never is for me?"
Ooooffffff.
Why should you be?
'Cause who am I to be in love
When your love never is for me?"
Ooooffffff.
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Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
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Reserve a book from the local library and get a bonus nursery rhyme on the reservation slip.
I’m going in @garethdennis.uk ❤️
I’m going in @garethdennis.uk ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Reserve a book from the local library and get a bonus nursery rhyme on the reservation slip.
I’m going in @garethdennis.uk ❤️
I’m going in @garethdennis.uk ❤️
This would have been a significantly better film than Prometheus.
“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This would have been a significantly better film than Prometheus.
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things that arent the future of civilization
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
things that arent the future of civilization
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
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It’s been a few difficult decades working as a Hold-It-Togetherer, but I’ve really found a new, wild freedom accepting a job as the Fall-Aparterer.
January 2, 2024 at 3:27 PM
It’s been a few difficult decades working as a Hold-It-Togetherer, but I’ve really found a new, wild freedom accepting a job as the Fall-Aparterer.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
On the plus side, bus from right next to my house to the hospital, blood test for the 17yo (in, blood draw, out in 4 minutes!) and bus waiting outside to take us home.
Despite everything being under funded and on the brink of collapse, when things do work, they are wonderful.
#NHS
Despite everything being under funded and on the brink of collapse, when things do work, they are wonderful.
#NHS
Raging racist arsehole spouting off at the bus station. Intervened after he told a bus driver to “go back to his own country”. He babbled unintelligibly in racist tropes then tried to insult me (I think) by saying “You look like a lefty”
His powers of deduction were… immense.
What gave it away?
His powers of deduction were… immense.
What gave it away?
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
On the plus side, bus from right next to my house to the hospital, blood test for the 17yo (in, blood draw, out in 4 minutes!) and bus waiting outside to take us home.
Despite everything being under funded and on the brink of collapse, when things do work, they are wonderful.
#NHS
Despite everything being under funded and on the brink of collapse, when things do work, they are wonderful.
#NHS
Raging racist arsehole spouting off at the bus station. Intervened after he told a bus driver to “go back to his own country”. He babbled unintelligibly in racist tropes then tried to insult me (I think) by saying “You look like a lefty”
His powers of deduction were… immense.
What gave it away?
His powers of deduction were… immense.
What gave it away?
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Raging racist arsehole spouting off at the bus station. Intervened after he told a bus driver to “go back to his own country”. He babbled unintelligibly in racist tropes then tried to insult me (I think) by saying “You look like a lefty”
His powers of deduction were… immense.
What gave it away?
His powers of deduction were… immense.
What gave it away?
Lying in bed with my cat (Jones) on my lap, when my son’s cat (Seth) appears at the door. Seth is a rescue and the boys don’t get on... trying to verbally shoo him out of Jones safe space didn’t work so I went to throw something near him.
Reached into my bedside drawer and… oh the irony.
Reached into my bedside drawer and… oh the irony.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Lying in bed with my cat (Jones) on my lap, when my son’s cat (Seth) appears at the door. Seth is a rescue and the boys don’t get on... trying to verbally shoo him out of Jones safe space didn’t work so I went to throw something near him.
Reached into my bedside drawer and… oh the irony.
Reached into my bedside drawer and… oh the irony.
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He's a New York 7 and a politician 12.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
He's a New York 7 and a politician 12.
Why am I so interested/invested?! I think it's mostly because I like a quiz.
1 looks shit and cheap because it clearly doesn't fit but I reckon it's a stupid expensive designer coat, because FASHION.
2 and 4 look fine I guess.
3 looks a mess and is a horrible colour.
MEH. None of it makes sense.
1 looks shit and cheap because it clearly doesn't fit but I reckon it's a stupid expensive designer coat, because FASHION.
2 and 4 look fine I guess.
3 looks a mess and is a horrible colour.
MEH. None of it makes sense.
Here are four overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Why am I so interested/invested?! I think it's mostly because I like a quiz.
1 looks shit and cheap because it clearly doesn't fit but I reckon it's a stupid expensive designer coat, because FASHION.
2 and 4 look fine I guess.
3 looks a mess and is a horrible colour.
MEH. None of it makes sense.
1 looks shit and cheap because it clearly doesn't fit but I reckon it's a stupid expensive designer coat, because FASHION.
2 and 4 look fine I guess.
3 looks a mess and is a horrible colour.
MEH. None of it makes sense.
Just another one of the hundreds of stories where the police did fucking NOTHING about a man abusing women, who then went on to do worse.
#ACAB They do NOT care about women. At ALL.
"threatened to "petrol bomb" her home, kill her and attack her dad"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#ACAB They do NOT care about women. At ALL.
"threatened to "petrol bomb" her home, kill her and attack her dad"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A 20-minute date with a Tinder predator 'destroyed' my life for years
Nadia said the abuse started after she ended their date early because of
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Just another one of the hundreds of stories where the police did fucking NOTHING about a man abusing women, who then went on to do worse.
#ACAB They do NOT care about women. At ALL.
"threatened to "petrol bomb" her home, kill her and attack her dad"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#ACAB They do NOT care about women. At ALL.
"threatened to "petrol bomb" her home, kill her and attack her dad"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Dear GOD if you want to save money in the asylum system
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Dear GOD if you want to save money in the asylum system
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
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Plastic flowers and foliage picked up from Cornish beaches.
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Plastic flowers and foliage picked up from Cornish beaches.
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You know you want one
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You know you want one
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I honestly shouldn't have to care so much about who's mayor of a city I've spent maybe three days total in, but apocalypses change you.
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I honestly shouldn't have to care so much about who's mayor of a city I've spent maybe three days total in, but apocalypses change you.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race