Greg van Eekhout
@gregvaneekhout.bsky.social
Writer of Happy Town, Voyage of the Dogs, Cog, Weird Kid, California Bones, etc. Californian by birth, Indo by ancestry. Repped by Holly Root at Root Literary.
www.writingandsnacks.com
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www.writingandsnacks.com
he/him
Happy California passed Prop 50, the "Hold My Beer, Texas" law.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Happy California passed Prop 50, the "Hold My Beer, Texas" law.
I honestly shouldn't have to care so much about who's mayor of a city I've spent maybe three days total in, but apocalypses change you.
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I honestly shouldn't have to care so much about who's mayor of a city I've spent maybe three days total in, but apocalypses change you.
It's Winnie's first gotchaversary. Guess we'll keep her.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It's Winnie's first gotchaversary. Guess we'll keep her.
I wrote all these and feel I should have more money but maybe I'm not as lazy as I think I am.
November 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I wrote all these and feel I should have more money but maybe I'm not as lazy as I think I am.
Definitely recommend eating a cheeseburger and fries right before you get your triglycerides checked.
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Definitely recommend eating a cheeseburger and fries right before you get your triglycerides checked.
Happy Halloween, the one time of year we replace passive aggressive remarks with traumatizing pranks.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Happy Halloween, the one time of year we replace passive aggressive remarks with traumatizing pranks.
Unconvincing dog costume.
October 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Unconvincing dog costume.
Dude, I came up with a way to end even the possibility of violence at ICE facilities!!! You’ll never guess how simple it is!!!
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dude, I came up with a way to end even the possibility of violence at ICE facilities!!! You’ll never guess how simple it is!!!
Reposted by Greg van Eekhout
"Mr. Mamdani, why did you knowingly lie to your young relative by tricking them into believing that you had amputated their nose when it was in fact your own thumb between your fingers? EXPLAIN THAT."
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Mr. Mamdani, why did you knowingly lie to your young relative by tricking them into believing that you had amputated their nose when it was in fact your own thumb between your fingers? EXPLAIN THAT."
Today I got locked inside a room and had to escape by crawling through a window, which was a lot easier when I was young. Anyway, at least now I have clean laundry.
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Today I got locked inside a room and had to escape by crawling through a window, which was a lot easier when I was young. Anyway, at least now I have clean laundry.
One of the under appreciated Gen-X tells is if you watched Koyaanisqatsi on VHS.
October 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
One of the under appreciated Gen-X tells is if you watched Koyaanisqatsi on VHS.
California, don't forget to vote on Prop 50. Turnout is expected to be low, and we can't afford to unilaterally disarm while rightwingers pack congress.
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
California, don't forget to vote on Prop 50. Turnout is expected to be low, and we can't afford to unilaterally disarm while rightwingers pack congress.
I don’t care when people yuck my yum but it’s pretty annoying when people try to yum my yuck.
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don’t care when people yuck my yum but it’s pretty annoying when people try to yum my yuck.
San Diego is a lot of things, but it is most definitely this dude describing an airplane emergency landing on the beach.
youtube.com/shorts/fEJuU...
youtube.com/shorts/fEJuU...
#SanDiego man explains how a small plane had an emergency landing on #MissionBeach🎥 @kusinews
YouTube video by Stop Sign Pros
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October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
San Diego is a lot of things, but it is most definitely this dude describing an airplane emergency landing on the beach.
youtube.com/shorts/fEJuU...
youtube.com/shorts/fEJuU...
This is a great idea as long as it includes my books.
I’d love it if the next big thing in publishing is people buying lots of books.
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is a great idea as long as it includes my books.
BULLETIN: I'm happy to have a story in The Beasts Beneath the Winds (Hanna Alkaf, editor) a middle-grade anthology about Southeast Asia's mythical creatures. My story, "Rich and Strange," is about a Dutch-Indonesian kid searching for Bigfoot who finds something else.
The Beasts Beneath the Winds: Tales of Southeast Asia's Mythical Creatures
Tales of Southeast Asia's Mythical Creatures
bookshop.org
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
BULLETIN: I'm happy to have a story in The Beasts Beneath the Winds (Hanna Alkaf, editor) a middle-grade anthology about Southeast Asia's mythical creatures. My story, "Rich and Strange," is about a Dutch-Indonesian kid searching for Bigfoot who finds something else.
You like heists?
The Ghost Job is a heist book. It’s middle-grade. No profanity. No
graphic violence.
California Bones is also a heist book. Naughty words. Quite violent.
I wrote both books.
Range. I have it.
The Ghost Job is a heist book. It’s middle-grade. No profanity. No
graphic violence.
California Bones is also a heist book. Naughty words. Quite violent.
I wrote both books.
Range. I have it.
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You like heists?
The Ghost Job is a heist book. It’s middle-grade. No profanity. No
graphic violence.
California Bones is also a heist book. Naughty words. Quite violent.
I wrote both books.
Range. I have it.
The Ghost Job is a heist book. It’s middle-grade. No profanity. No
graphic violence.
California Bones is also a heist book. Naughty words. Quite violent.
I wrote both books.
Range. I have it.
Amelia stares into the abyss and the abyss is me.
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Amelia stares into the abyss and the abyss is me.
Just watched a video on making grilled cheese hotdogs and I will be the saddest boy until I have one.
October 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just watched a video on making grilled cheese hotdogs and I will be the saddest boy until I have one.
Wa-Woooooww!!! It's time for my 6,000 mile maintenance! I brought my Subaruuuu! Hey heyyy, show me your motor oil!
Today I will be conducting mundane transactions as David Lee Roth. Let's pump some air into those tires, yes!
Today I will be conducting mundane transactions as David Lee Roth. Let's pump some air into those tires, yes!
October 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wa-Woooooww!!! It's time for my 6,000 mile maintenance! I brought my Subaruuuu! Hey heyyy, show me your motor oil!
Today I will be conducting mundane transactions as David Lee Roth. Let's pump some air into those tires, yes!
Today I will be conducting mundane transactions as David Lee Roth. Let's pump some air into those tires, yes!
Already misspelled my own name twice today so say hello to Greg van Eelhouse.
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Already misspelled my own name twice today so say hello to Greg van Eelhouse.
If you’ve ever read one of my books, read another one. I promise it’s better.
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you’ve ever read one of my books, read another one. I promise it’s better.