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Steve Puma
@stevepuma.bsky.social
Italian race car driver with the personality of a caveman | Pizza Enthusiast. NJ expat in NorCal | Long-suffering Rutgers football fan

#Atheist #OldGuysRule #FAFO #Longevity #Cars #IMSA #3DPrinting #Rutgers #SlotCars
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Obligatory Russian reversal:
In Fascist Amerika, Greenland invades YOU!
Greenland be like, oh yeah? Guess what? I'm invading YOU!
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
January 22, 2026 at 10:18 PM
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce."

What do they call it when history repeats itself a third time?
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Who could have seen this coming?
Just to be clear, Republicans in the Oversight Committee just voted NO on a motion to hold Pam Bondi and the DOJ in contempt of Congress for violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
January 21, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"Only the best people"
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Steve Puma
"We found that, for $3, you could get Greenland, a piece of broccoli, a Golden Dome missle defense system, and one other thing."
January 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
If we go by the book, hours could seem like days...
There's an old saying from Ron Paul - I know it's in Lenin, probably in Ron Paul - that says there are decades where weeks...uh... and there are weeks where, uh...it's happening
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
For a moment, Air Force One was Schrodinger's Trump.
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Do better, God.
I’m doing my best to make it happen, humans.
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 AM
@musicologyduck.bsky.social Got a name for your bus story!
Dooby Duck's Disco Bus - weird show-out-of-time late eighties Children's BBC filler with flailing puppets resembling storybook illustrations that freaked you out but you never quite knew why miming to pop hits interspersed with occasional club comic gags.

timworthington.org/2023/02/13/l...
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Reposted by Steve Puma
A group of passengers has formed a consulting group which suggests that focusing on the driver's bad behavior is not a winning strategy and that they should, instead, focus on kitchen table issues.
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
What would really happen if Trump tried to invade Greenland.
youtube.com/watch?v=mQGM...
How the United States Would Invade Greenland … and Watch It Backfire Instantly
YouTube video by William Spaniel
youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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I feel seen.
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
You know what I realized tonight? I realized that when most people watch the movie "Contact", they don't actually identify with Jodie Foster's character (as I do). Which, you know, was the whole point of that scene in the first place.
a large sculpture is floating in the middle of the ocean .
ALT: a large sculpture is floating in the middle of the ocean .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Facts
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This is hardly even an exaggeration of how one guy handled the Demon Core. It did not work out so great for him and his co-workers.
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
The prophecy has been fulfilled!

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
Cow Tools!

We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them

It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS

Here I describe our study

(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Fuck Schumer
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Trump would need a lot more mind in order to qualify as single-minded. He's more like 0.05-minded.
Cruz: "When it comes to Greenland, I want to commend President Trump for being single-mindedly focused on America first... I believe it is overwhelmingly in America's national interest to acquire Greenland... the whole history of America has been a history of acquiring new lands and new territories"
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
You rarely see this level of cheesy goodness, even amongst the rich.
has science gone too far?
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
You mean like a confederacy of free states? The Confederate States of America has a nice ring to it...
The Governors of the free States of America, particularly Democratic states, need to hold a summit to create a deliberative body and as a framework for collective action against those who would wage war against those states
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
They had to, because the protesters were dressed proactively so they were asking for it.
BRENNAN: Are your agents going to comply with the order to not use chemical agents?

NOEM: That order was a little ridiculous bc the judge told us we couldn't do what we already aren't doing

B: We just saw video of chemical agents being used

NOEM: We only use them when violence is happening
January 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
So, they're not doing what they're doing. That's some real Orwellian shit right there.
BRENNAN: Are your agents going to comply with the order to not use chemical agents?

NOEM: That order was a little ridiculous bc the judge told us we couldn't do what we already aren't doing

B: We just saw video of chemical agents being used

NOEM: We only use them when violence is happening
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Whomever is writing jokes at The Onion is a lot older than you might imagine.
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Saying someone's name isn't "doxing", you absolute bitch.
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM