Zuzu’s Puddles
@zuzuspuddles.bsky.social
Creative, independent thinker, potter, mom, happy spouse, mermaid/ swimmer, dog lover, gardener, avid reader. 🐶
Building off the grid in the Appalachian mountains of NC.🏡
“Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be.”
—Eeyore
Building off the grid in the Appalachian mountains of NC.🏡
“Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be.”
—Eeyore
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Never in my most cynical dreams did I imagine so many people willing to sell out their own country for money, attention, clout, out of spite, ignorance or hate.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Never in my most cynical dreams did I imagine so many people willing to sell out their own country for money, attention, clout, out of spite, ignorance or hate.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
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Thinking once again of Terry Pratchett and, more specifically, the Ankh Morpork national anthem:
“Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.”
“Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.”
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Thinking once again of Terry Pratchett and, more specifically, the Ankh Morpork national anthem:
“Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.”
“Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.”
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I spoke to the Secretary-General of NATO, Emmanuel Macron, Keir Starmer, Friedrich Merz and Giorgia Meloni.
Together we stand firm in our commitment to uphold the sovereignty of Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark.
Together we stand firm in our commitment to uphold the sovereignty of Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark.
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I spoke to the Secretary-General of NATO, Emmanuel Macron, Keir Starmer, Friedrich Merz and Giorgia Meloni.
Together we stand firm in our commitment to uphold the sovereignty of Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark.
Together we stand firm in our commitment to uphold the sovereignty of Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark.
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These fanfic articles are really ripping my knitting!
He’s an 80yr old man, with clear cognitive decline, a rapist, a fraud, a racist and failure and these fuckwits promote just following along with the madman.
He’s an 80yr old man, with clear cognitive decline, a rapist, a fraud, a racist and failure and these fuckwits promote just following along with the madman.
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 AM
These fanfic articles are really ripping my knitting!
He’s an 80yr old man, with clear cognitive decline, a rapist, a fraud, a racist and failure and these fuckwits promote just following along with the madman.
He’s an 80yr old man, with clear cognitive decline, a rapist, a fraud, a racist and failure and these fuckwits promote just following along with the madman.
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Us Minnesotans are like a fluffy white bunny 🐰 🐇 in a self made cage of moral restraint.
Yes, you can poke us with little or no response. Sometimes, more than once.
At some point, we will take that stick that you use to poke us and shove it up your a■■ sideways.
I fear that day is coming.
Yes, you can poke us with little or no response. Sometimes, more than once.
At some point, we will take that stick that you use to poke us and shove it up your a■■ sideways.
I fear that day is coming.
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Us Minnesotans are like a fluffy white bunny 🐰 🐇 in a self made cage of moral restraint.
Yes, you can poke us with little or no response. Sometimes, more than once.
At some point, we will take that stick that you use to poke us and shove it up your a■■ sideways.
I fear that day is coming.
Yes, you can poke us with little or no response. Sometimes, more than once.
At some point, we will take that stick that you use to poke us and shove it up your a■■ sideways.
I fear that day is coming.
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Happy Friday!
so happy the wind and rain stopped long enough for us to safely get back to the forest.
here's a few seconds of river bliss to get your weekend started! 🙏
so happy the wind and rain stopped long enough for us to safely get back to the forest.
here's a few seconds of river bliss to get your weekend started! 🙏
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Happy Friday!
so happy the wind and rain stopped long enough for us to safely get back to the forest.
here's a few seconds of river bliss to get your weekend started! 🙏
so happy the wind and rain stopped long enough for us to safely get back to the forest.
here's a few seconds of river bliss to get your weekend started! 🙏
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What we are seeing in Minnesota is what authoritarianism looks like in real time. Racism, dehumanization, and state-sanctioned violence are tearing at the foundation of this country.
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
What we are seeing in Minnesota is what authoritarianism looks like in real time. Racism, dehumanization, and state-sanctioned violence are tearing at the foundation of this country.
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As a three-time combat veteran, I get pretty damn hot when a five-time draft dodger like Donald Trump pounds his chest and bangs the war drums.
America is over it.
No more sending our sons & daughters to fight for oil.
America is over it.
No more sending our sons & daughters to fight for oil.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
As a three-time combat veteran, I get pretty damn hot when a five-time draft dodger like Donald Trump pounds his chest and bangs the war drums.
America is over it.
No more sending our sons & daughters to fight for oil.
America is over it.
No more sending our sons & daughters to fight for oil.
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Stars & Stripes is a great paper.
📌URGENT: Trump's regime is trying to turn Stars & Stripes into state-run media.
I was the ME of S&S.
It's MANDATED BY CONGRESS to be an editorially independent paper that reports ON the troops FOR the troops.
So I type this with precision: The draft-dodging, America-attacking slob can KISS MY ASS.
I was the ME of S&S.
It's MANDATED BY CONGRESS to be an editorially independent paper that reports ON the troops FOR the troops.
So I type this with precision: The draft-dodging, America-attacking slob can KISS MY ASS.
Pentagon says it will ‘refocus’ Stars and Stripes content
The Pentagon suggested it would take over editorial decision making for Stars and Stripes, which has long retained independence under a congressional mandate.
www.stripes.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Stars & Stripes is a great paper.
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And just like that, the integrity of the award is in the gutter.
Everything that filthy old rapist touches turns to shit.
Everything that filthy old rapist touches turns to shit.
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
And just like that, the integrity of the award is in the gutter.
Everything that filthy old rapist touches turns to shit.
Everything that filthy old rapist touches turns to shit.
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EXACTLY the kind of "expertise" I would expect from a paramilitary force with 47 whole day's training that are incapable of doing a single sit up or pass an open book test!!
Bravo #StephenMiller! You're not just a laughing stock in your own bedroom anymore. Bravo...
Bravo #StephenMiller! You're not just a laughing stock in your own bedroom anymore. Bravo...
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 AM
EXACTLY the kind of "expertise" I would expect from a paramilitary force with 47 whole day's training that are incapable of doing a single sit up or pass an open book test!!
Bravo #StephenMiller! You're not just a laughing stock in your own bedroom anymore. Bravo...
Bravo #StephenMiller! You're not just a laughing stock in your own bedroom anymore. Bravo...
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I don't understand US peeps going on about the Epstein files. You all know he's guilty already.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I don't understand US peeps going on about the Epstein files. You all know he's guilty already.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
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#TheOutpost 🌱🌿👨🌾
Trench Composting With Kitchen Scraps - Farmers' Almanac - Plan Your Day. Grow Your Life. www.farmersalmanac.com/what-trench-...
Trench Composting With Kitchen Scraps - Farmers' Almanac - Plan Your Day. Grow Your Life. www.farmersalmanac.com/what-trench-...
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
#TheOutpost 🌱🌿👨🌾
Trench Composting With Kitchen Scraps - Farmers' Almanac - Plan Your Day. Grow Your Life. www.farmersalmanac.com/what-trench-...
Trench Composting With Kitchen Scraps - Farmers' Almanac - Plan Your Day. Grow Your Life. www.farmersalmanac.com/what-trench-...
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His constituents do not care that he is a rapist and a pedophile so long as he is raping and abusing liberal children. Meanwhile, the country is in ruins because this has nothing to do with Epstein and everything to do with establishing a one party dictatorship, by force, intimidation, and abuse.
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
His constituents do not care that he is a rapist and a pedophile so long as he is raping and abusing liberal children. Meanwhile, the country is in ruins because this has nothing to do with Epstein and everything to do with establishing a one party dictatorship, by force, intimidation, and abuse.
A beautiful sunrise on the snowy mountain. 12 degrees.
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
A beautiful sunrise on the snowy mountain. 12 degrees.
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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says “murder ppl who don’t agree w you as you spread your love for me on social media”
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says “murder ppl who don’t agree w you as you spread your love for me on social media”
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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Pete I'm not surprised that you are wholly unaware that the right to protest is guaranteed in the Constitution. We're allowed to make noise cuz you assholes are destroying our country.
Also, fuck ice
Also, fuck ice
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Pete I'm not surprised that you are wholly unaware that the right to protest is guaranteed in the Constitution. We're allowed to make noise cuz you assholes are destroying our country.
Also, fuck ice
Also, fuck ice
January 11, 2026
The news has seemed to move more and more quickly in the last week.
open.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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If you watch one thing today make it @corbintrent.bsky.social and pass it on.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you watch one thing today make it @corbintrent.bsky.social and pass it on.
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Slimy Milltongue whispers into the ear of the mad king, Trumpedon
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Slimy Milltongue whispers into the ear of the mad king, Trumpedon
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The exact physiological basis of crown shyness is not certain. The phenomenon has been discussed in scientific literature since the 1920s. A prominent hypothesis is that canopy shyness has to do with mutual light sensing by adjacent plants.
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The exact physiological basis of crown shyness is not certain. The phenomenon has been discussed in scientific literature since the 1920s. A prominent hypothesis is that canopy shyness has to do with mutual light sensing by adjacent plants.