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late night BSky.

Buster was out late one evening walking his pups, when all of a sudden, just like that, he too turned into a dog! whoa! 😳
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oh, for the love of ... 🙄😁
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
late night BSky.

chocolate's pronouns are her/she.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
late night BSky.

i will heel you.

i will save your sole.

i will even dye for you.

said the shoe repair guy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
late night BSky.

Gladys: "i have started thinking about the hereafter. every time i walk into a room, i wonder 'what am i here after?'"
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
late night BSky.

in a bold, vengeful move, to ruffle the feathers of his opponents, mayor Mamdani passed a law that will force ALL students within his district to learn Arabic numerals.
whoa!
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"someone asked me to kill a spider. instead, i got the most peaceful weapons i could find. i took a cup and a paper, caught the spider, and put it outside.

if i am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone, i hope i am given the same kind of mercy."
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
late night BSky.

a story in three parts:

Connor and Mick were walking through a graveyard after a night at the pub.
Connor started reading the gravestones.

"will ya, look at this Mick. this fella was 90 when he died."

"who was it?" said Mick.

"some guy called O'Toole, from Kerry."

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November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
late night BSky.

Q: which plant is deadly when you stand under it for longer than six minutes?

A: the water lily.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i've been replaced as human dog warmer
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
late night BSky.

a story in two parts:

Hank finally took a stand against his wife.
"look babe, i'm the man of the house, i wear the pants around here, and starting tomorrow things are going to change."

"okay," she said. "i'm fine with that. what do you have in mind?"

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November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
one of our swimming holes is changing shape with the storms
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
where's my pup? 😳
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
late night BSky.

knock knock.

who's there?

broken pencil

broken pencil who?

never mind. it's pointless.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
late night BSky.

"old age is a thing," said Gladys.
"last night i was in bed for 20 minutes when i heard the pizza guy cough. then i remembered i came to my room for my wallet."
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
late night BSky.

Q: what is blue and smells like red paint?

A: blue paint.

you're welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
a few seconds of raging river to kickstart your week.
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
late night BSky.

who else moves over a little bit in the lane, so the person behind you can see that it's not you that's driving slowly?

👋
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
late night BSky.

if number 666 is evil...

then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
where's my pup? 😳
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
two more fish, a tree, and a rainbow
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
wet found another big salmon on the beach
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
late night BSky.

if you're number 1, you're prime, but you're odd.

you're welcome.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
late night BSky.

the last four letters in queue are silent, just quietly waiting in line.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
we crawled into an old hollow tree.

look at how the forest has started to reclaim the space. 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
where's my pup? 😳
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM