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Buster was out late one evening walking his pups, when all of a sudden, just like that, he too turned into a dog! whoa! 😳
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chocolate's pronouns are her/she.
chocolate's pronouns are her/she.
i will heel you.
i will save your sole.
i will even dye for you.
said the shoe repair guy.
i will heel you.
i will save your sole.
i will even dye for you.
said the shoe repair guy.
Gladys: "i have started thinking about the hereafter. every time i walk into a room, i wonder 'what am i here after?'"
Gladys: "i have started thinking about the hereafter. every time i walk into a room, i wonder 'what am i here after?'"
in a bold, vengeful move, to ruffle the feathers of his opponents, mayor Mamdani passed a law that will force ALL students within his district to learn Arabic numerals.
whoa!
in a bold, vengeful move, to ruffle the feathers of his opponents, mayor Mamdani passed a law that will force ALL students within his district to learn Arabic numerals.
whoa!
if i am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone, i hope i am given the same kind of mercy."
if i am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone, i hope i am given the same kind of mercy."
a story in three parts:
Connor and Mick were walking through a graveyard after a night at the pub.
Connor started reading the gravestones.
"will ya, look at this Mick. this fella was 90 when he died."
"who was it?" said Mick.
"some guy called O'Toole, from Kerry."
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a story in three parts:
Connor and Mick were walking through a graveyard after a night at the pub.
Connor started reading the gravestones.
"will ya, look at this Mick. this fella was 90 when he died."
"who was it?" said Mick.
"some guy called O'Toole, from Kerry."
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Q: which plant is deadly when you stand under it for longer than six minutes?
A: the water lily.
Q: which plant is deadly when you stand under it for longer than six minutes?
A: the water lily.
a story in two parts:
Hank finally took a stand against his wife.
"look babe, i'm the man of the house, i wear the pants around here, and starting tomorrow things are going to change."
"okay," she said. "i'm fine with that. what do you have in mind?"
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a story in two parts:
Hank finally took a stand against his wife.
"look babe, i'm the man of the house, i wear the pants around here, and starting tomorrow things are going to change."
"okay," she said. "i'm fine with that. what do you have in mind?"
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knock knock.
who's there?
broken pencil
broken pencil who?
never mind. it's pointless.
knock knock.
who's there?
broken pencil
broken pencil who?
never mind. it's pointless.
"old age is a thing," said Gladys.
"last night i was in bed for 20 minutes when i heard the pizza guy cough. then i remembered i came to my room for my wallet."
"old age is a thing," said Gladys.
"last night i was in bed for 20 minutes when i heard the pizza guy cough. then i remembered i came to my room for my wallet."
Q: what is blue and smells like red paint?
A: blue paint.
you're welcome.
Q: what is blue and smells like red paint?
A: blue paint.
you're welcome.
who else moves over a little bit in the lane, so the person behind you can see that it's not you that's driving slowly?
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who else moves over a little bit in the lane, so the person behind you can see that it's not you that's driving slowly?
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if number 666 is evil...
then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
if number 666 is evil...
then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
if you're number 1, you're prime, but you're odd.
you're welcome.
if you're number 1, you're prime, but you're odd.
you're welcome.
the last four letters in queue are silent, just quietly waiting in line.
the last four letters in queue are silent, just quietly waiting in line.
look at how the forest has started to reclaim the space. 🥰
look at how the forest has started to reclaim the space. 🥰