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🚫no humourless farts allowed. no torrbolls💨
Buster was out late one evening walking his pups, when all of a sudden, just like that, he too turned into a dog! whoa! 😳
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et voila - the birth of the word "manquée."
et voila - the birth of the word "manquée."
when you order jerk chicken at a Chinese restaurant.
when you order jerk chicken at a Chinese restaurant.
well, i would walk 12,000 miles
and i would walk 12,000 more
just to be the penguin who walked 12,000 miles
to sit on polar Santa's knee and get a fishy present with a yellow bow 🎶
well, i would walk 12,000 miles
and i would walk 12,000 more
just to be the penguin who walked 12,000 miles
to sit on polar Santa's knee and get a fishy present with a yellow bow 🎶
Gladys's plan was to run 30 minutes every day.
if she missed a day, add another 30 minutes to the next day's run.
tomorrow she's scheduled to run for three months.
Gladys's plan was to run 30 minutes every day.
if she missed a day, add another 30 minutes to the next day's run.
tomorrow she's scheduled to run for three months.
knock knock
"who's there?"
"doris"
"doris who?"
"doris locked i can't get in."
knock knock
"who's there?"
"doris"
"doris who?"
"doris locked i can't get in."
back when i was 23, i was in my prime.
back when i was 23, i was in my prime.
a few moments of serenity to jump start your weekend
a few moments of serenity to jump start your weekend
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(any help in identifying the artist would be greatly appreciated, so i can credit properly.)
(any help in identifying the artist would be greatly appreciated, so i can credit properly.)
dentist: "do you smoke or drink coffee?"
me: "i drink it."
dentist: "do you smoke or drink coffee?"
me: "i drink it."
spider plants can purify the air.
in 24hrs they can remove formaldehyde, xylene, benzene, and carbon monoxide from the air, and release fresh oxygen and increase humidity, which can benefit those with dry skin or respiratory issues.
they're also a pet-friendly and low-maintenance.
spider plants can purify the air.
in 24hrs they can remove formaldehyde, xylene, benzene, and carbon monoxide from the air, and release fresh oxygen and increase humidity, which can benefit those with dry skin or respiratory issues.
they're also a pet-friendly and low-maintenance.
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two words have help me open a lot of doors in my life.
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"push" and "pull"
two words have help me open a lot of doors in my life.
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"push" and "pull"
in anticipation of the completion of the new ballroom, the WH has pre-ordered some essential furniture.
when asked why he chose this particular shop, the president replied, "something about the place spoke to me on a gut level. not my head, 'cause i aced that test. my bigly gut."
in anticipation of the completion of the new ballroom, the WH has pre-ordered some essential furniture.
when asked why he chose this particular shop, the president replied, "something about the place spoke to me on a gut level. not my head, 'cause i aced that test. my bigly gut."
why does "fridge" have a "d" in it, but "refrigerator" doesn't?
why does "fridge" have a "d" in it, but "refrigerator" doesn't?
(please don't unfollow me 😁)
(please don't unfollow me 😁)
Q: what did the hopeless romantic baker say to his bread?
A: i knead you.
Q: what did the hopeless romantic baker say to his bread?
A: i knead you.
next time someone upsets you, tell them to "focus": fk off 'cause ur stupid.
you're welcome.
next time someone upsets you, tell them to "focus": fk off 'cause ur stupid.
you're welcome.
i love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success."
i love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success."