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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
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no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times
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I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
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IT IS IN YOUR SELF-INTEREST TO FIND A WAY TO BE VERY TENDER
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
IT IS IN YOUR SELF-INTEREST TO FIND A WAY TO BE VERY TENDER
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
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![walker @walkercapl
me: Come quick. I see something Lynchian wife: Is it another bug crawling in the dirt me: [getting angry and lying] No It's something else
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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customs official: anything to declare?
Jenny Holzer: [taking a deep breath]
Jenny Holzer: [taking a deep breath]
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
customs official: anything to declare?
Jenny Holzer: [taking a deep breath]
Jenny Holzer: [taking a deep breath]
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Happy Sunday everyone!
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy Sunday everyone!
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If the events of ENEMY (2013) happened to me I’d be so annoyed
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If the events of ENEMY (2013) happened to me I’d be so annoyed
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WHAT IS YOUR CAT"S NAME , GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
WHAT IS YOUR CAT"S NAME , GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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shrinking way down to fight ant man and immediately getting Million Dollar Babied on a thimble
February 12, 2024 at 11:36 PM
shrinking way down to fight ant man and immediately getting Million Dollar Babied on a thimble
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s his day.
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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ELTON JORT: 🎵 Goodbye normal jeans 🎵
April 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ELTON JORT: 🎵 Goodbye normal jeans 🎵
WHAT RESEMBLES THE GRAVE BUT ISN'T, Anne Boyer
October 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
WHAT RESEMBLES THE GRAVE BUT ISN'T, Anne Boyer
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The world is profoundly evil and you have to keep on truckin'
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The world is profoundly evil and you have to keep on truckin'